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[fentyjenner-deactivated20160516]

[h0odrich]

she put her glasses on so she could read Kim properly

[betterthankanyebitch]

im kourtney

[blackberryshawty]

I’m Kourt but I’m also Kris and also Rob

[divascreech]

“I’m married for 72 days, really? that was normal” like how did Kris just murder her own daughter like that

[dreadianz]

isn’t rick and morty that thing you get when you die and your body gets all stiff

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

No, thats rigor mortis

rick and morty is a type of tube-shaped pasta

[pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird]

You’re thinking of rigatoni

rick and morty is a numbering system that ranks earthquakes based on seismograph oscillations

[anxietyforest]

no, youre thinking of richter scale.

rick and morty is the pixar movie about a rat who wants to learn how to cook among humans

[unicorn--prince]

nah, thats ratatouille

rick and morty is the rich kid from fairly odd parents 

[bonethievery]

That’s Remy Buxaplenty,

Rick and Morty is when you send somone a link or a video and “Never Give You Up” plays

[cofaqriqus]

you’re thinking of Rickrolling

Rick and Morty is the 1893 short story by Rudyard Kipling about a young mongoose

[mccoppinscrapyard]

no, that’s Rikki Tikki Tavi…

Rick and Morty is a Latin-American pop star best known for “Livin’ La Vida Loca”

[ineggshellblue]

No, that’s Ricky Martin.

Rick and Morty is the packaged rice mix that comes in different flavors and is called “the San Francisco treat”.

[unanimousredundancy]

No, that’s Rice a Roni

Rick and Morty is the term for a lengthy and complicated procedure

[edgebug]

No, that’s a rigamarole.

Rick and Morty is a two or three-wheeled passenger cart.

[yaaaaaaaaaaay555-deactivated201]

anyone in this thread smoke weed

[ruinedchildhood]

[coconutoilblessings-deactivated]

In my opinion, some of the best tweets I ever let off

[meanplastic]

[bellygangstaboo]

i thought he hit a girl at first.

[thetrippytrip]

[madeupmonkeyshit]

lol tell me why he run lika fuckin duck

[lilonelilonelilone]

[96point-futura]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[illness-deactivated20180325]

fuck all the other bots this is by far the most ominous message i’ve received

[hella-cutie]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I got a tattoo of Casper the friendly ghost on my thigh. When I would slap it, he’d whisper the answers to my math test to me. If anyone else tried to slap it, Casper would say “not so friendly now, huh?” and then proceed to choke them.

[queerasflux]

man, paying attention to who’s posting these makes a huge difference

[theshitneyspears]

[jamesbadgedale]

[stalker-ikr]

Me on Instagram: Brunch at Timothy's

Me on Snapchat: still drunk in a Tim Horton's parking lot

[akosiola]

[middlechildswag]