“Did you know you were adopted? It’s true.”
“Mom/Dad wants you to take out the garbage.”
“Will you close the door? ….Seriously?”
“You know I had my name on those cookies!”
“Is that my shirt? Are those my pants? My shoes? What, do you think I’m running a thrift store out of my closet? Give those back!”
“Wanna ride to 7/11 and grab midnight slushies?”
“You so owe me. Like, a million favors!”
“Of course I took the fall for you. It’s not your fault you’re so stupid. But don’t expect this to happen again.”
“Sneaking out huh? Gosh, it’d be a shock if someone let something slip, wouldn’t it?”
“It doesn’t matter how tall you are, you’ll always be my little brother/sister/sibling.”
“Y’know, you’re a bad big brother/sister/sibling.”
“Pinky promise you won’t tell.”
“Your music is atrocious.”
“Stop using so much body spray, you’re making me nauseated from across the room!”
“If we team up on this, then they can’t say no. Strength in numbers!”
“Someone’s picking on you? That’s illegal! Only I can pick on you!”
“If you play Baby Shark on the speakers one more time…”
“Are you sitting on the remote? Get up, I wanna check.”
“I know you have chips in here, punk, now hand ‘em over.”
“We’re gonna go egg my ex’s house/car. You wanna come?”
“Listen, I’d do anything for you, honest. But I’m not going after that bug, you’re on your own. Don’t die!”
“I just washed the dishes are you kidding? Where did you even get those?”
“Turn the lights back on, I’m still in the shower!”
“Don’t be such a baby, I didn’t even hit you that hard!”
“Shhh! SHHHH! Okay, okay, if you shut up right now, I’ll buy you anything you want, just be quiet!”
“You’ve activated my Cain Instinct. Prepare to die.”
[bonk]: sender hits receiver on the head with a paper towel roll.
[whap]: sender hits receiver with a pillow.
[spray]: sender sprays receiver with the garden house.
[flush]: sender flushes the toilet while receiver is in the shower, sending a shock of cold water against their bodies.
[honk]: sender is picking up receiver from work/school/library/wherever.
[grab]: sender is grabbing an object from receiver’s hand.
[pull]: sender is pulling receiver along.
[yank]: sender is yanking receiver back.
[stand]: sender is standing in front of receiver in a protective stance against something.
[trip]: sender trips receiver for whatever reason.
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