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i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

I think my attention span is to long for how ads work rn.

Listening to a news podcast talk about bluesky, i’m glad normal people have their own tumblr now

I got cat called once, i instinctively hissed and revealed in their confusion

I have no brand loyalty to anything. Something different comes along for cheaper, Dropping the old thing. Raise the price? Dropped. Shrinkflation? Dropped. Smells slightly better? Dropped

#anti brand loyalty #anti captialist

My first exposure to trans people was a news story about a pregnant man whole i was at my grandmas house in elementary school. I was like, completely ignorant to how pregnancy worked and I assumed that men could also get pregnant.

Didn’t figure out what was actually happening until just now.

#good for him #i can’t remember if he had a wife or a husband #but he definitely had a partner #i think he had a wife #midnight rambles

I think “the magic treehouse” books should be adapted into a animated show for kids

#the magic treehouse

With so many fucking people being worse at being human than me you’d think it would cure my anxiety about impersonating as a human, but honestly this is worse, and super annoying

I studied for 30 years how to properly impersonate humans and y’all just fucking up my research and my Elders research by giving over your critical thinking to the fucking clankers.

How am i supposed to make a case for your preservation now?

#anti generative ai #anti ai #human studies #preservation #clanker #changeling

mixedbag0fmess

🖕✌️

🤘🤙

#loss.jpg #emoji art #fuck you

mixedbag0fmess

Gender is a performance and baby, I’m a comedian

#funny post

mixedbag0fmess

My hormones think I’m gender fluid

#funny post

mixedbag0fmess

You know what, i need a team of artist who have like, art block

I have too many ideas for me to do myself

If anyone needs a new weird idea hit me up, i got plenty

the-mango-ninja

It’s a national holiday

soon…

void-reblogs

Today

noodles-07

o7

t o d a y

GOT ANY MOTHERFUCKING

G R A P E S

the-human-sharpie

grapes:)

patton-cake

Grapes

G r a p e s

mxmagestyk

Father…may we have some grapes? 😥🥺

skeletorishot

uuhhhmmm this is a lemonade stand gtfo 🤣😂😭

G R A P E S M O T H E R F U C K E R

IT’S GRAPE DAY AGAIN MY FRIENDS!

countably-infinite-rats

I MISSED IT NOOOOO

*queues it up for next year*

mixedbag0fmess

A group of beautiful pansexuals: camping

Pan, the satyr god of wild:

#funny post

homunculus-argument

There's a fine line between letting go of your fear of being cringe and accepting your genuine self completely and wholeheartedly, and becoming a completely unhinged shameless gross little feral animal, and I'm going to snort it.