Stan²

He/him || sideblog for nefarious purposes || ⚠️mature content ahead

[rurumustbedone]

3: Relics

A few images without text ↓

@5summersofstancest

[stanleypinesabuser]

enjoy my daily industrial waste stancest slop

[gilf-connoisseur]

*Barges in like I haven't been missing for a year*

Hiiii guys! How are we feeling about mommy Stan and daddy fem!Ford?

[stansthemans]

Imagine Ford learned how to braid hair when he was growing up with young with fem!Stan. She was never able to get her fingers to section her hair off properly and their mom was on the phone most of the time so Ford ended up learning how to braid Stan’s hair by the time they’re around 7 or so, and he continued to braid her hair throughout childhood and to their teen years. I feel like he mostly gave Stan pigtail braids even as they were in high school and it’s the style he ends up finding the most attractive because he’s a pervert

This was so cute and sweet and then the last line had me cackling

[stan-to-the-2nd]

Will you ever draw the fem!Stans again? I need more yuri in my life 😔

ive got a whole page worth of fem!stan sketches sitting in my art program rn. (Im slowing chipping away at it i swear) Im not sure when itll be done but it will be!

Life keeps kicking my ass but im not done with these girls i promise you that :3

[stanleypinesabuser]

sua as ford

might do mizi as stan later whatever

[stanleypinesabuser]

when ur big brother carried ur grade up to high school, so you gotta let him nut in you

#bare minimum

[brainsareforeating]

hugs are for WUSSES!

[guiltfactory]

you're my brother and to some extent my wife

[samejimasatoru]

[gilf-connoisseur]

Sea graunts at some fancy party

[gilf-connoisseur]

I forgot about this sketch

[aimydraws-deactivated20210922]

I’ve got nothin’ better to do today, so here have some of my trash ._.

[gilf-connoisseur]

Overprotective mean lesbian big sister knows best

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON 2* GROUP ONE *FINALS

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Stanley 'Stan' Pines (Gravity Falls)

Starscream (Transformers)

Voting ended onJun 27

*The winner of this matchup will represent their bracket in the inter-group finale poll(s).

PROPAGANDA:

[Stan]

"It would be funny if the twin of the winner won."

"He would be an amazing dad, even though at first he is gruff and a bit reckless, you can see as the series goes on, how deeply he loves and cares for the people closest to him, he would do anything for his family, and he would be the most dedicated dad out there."

"Gotta get both twins knocked up."

"why should Ford have all the fun? also Stan would be a WAY better dad than Ford."

"HED BE SUCH A SINGLE DAD I NEED HIM PREGNANT AND STRUGGLING WITH A BABY AND RAISING HER THE BEST HE CAN AND SOMETIMES FAILING BUT OVER ALL MAKING IT WORK I CAN PICTURE HIM USING HIS PREGNANT BELLY AS AN ICECREAM TABLE WHILE HE WATCHES DUCKTECTIVE AND PERIOD DRAMAS."

"He's the sexier more breedable brother to me but also I just think it'd be funny if he won the second time around since Ford won the first one :)"

Grunkle Stan propaganda from last season

[Starscream]

"He would be STRUTTING with it. He's gonna raise an ARMY of LOYAL UNDERLINGS and they're going to make him RULER OF THE UNIVERSE. also he would be fucking miserable and so so angry and i think that would be fun."

"I need need need my conniving flying bastard man to be pregnant, he'd be so insufferable about it. Can you imagine? TFP Starscream would use his pregnancy as a way to manipulate the autobots and pretend to "care so much about my precious baby" and then he'd stab everyone in the back. G1 Starscream would have a bunch of grand dreams of shaping his baby into the ultimate Megatron-killing weapon and then they rule the galaxy together."

"I need to see him manipulate someone into getting him pregnant only to abort it in an attempt to hurt them only to have no effect at all. I need this."

"He’s funny and endlessly miserable in most continuities and I think being pregnant would make him happy even if he complained about it at the time."

"LISTEN……. It would be funny as shit if all the time he tried to usurp Megatron he succeeded in the one thing he didn’t want and lost so disgracefully. And in some media interpretations having “kids” or pets mellows that fucked up prideful and very much traumatized abused but unwilling to admit it and look for help man."

Starscream propaganda from last season

[tiredyaoi]

grrrgrrrr

[tiredyaoi]

vampire ford...