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Today is june 22nd

I am on the verge of death. The farts from my mother are so intoxicating its like going through the trenches of world war 1 with much more pain. the gas feels like chlorine stinging through my skin and piercing through my arteries. Help me

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Today is June 21st

I am barely consious. I can't feel my legs, my arms were chopped off 3 hours before. i am using my toes to type and Grammarly to help my writing. HELP MI

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i can't talk

my mother visted me in the basement, she cut of my tongue and fed it to me, please help me, i am now stephen hawking, she gave me the machine but took away all the swears. All i can say is blueberry chocolate spicy hot sauce muffin. HELP ME

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I Fear the end

Please help me, im still stuck in the basement. The only water I've had for the past 5 days were my own pee flooding the basement. i haven't had food as well. I am a stick.

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The mc flurry

My feces are like brown mc flurry that tastes bad and smells like my mother

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Help

Existance is bliss unless if you are in the basement.

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Friday, June 17th

I am currently in much pain due to the bee stings I am receiving from beavers. The basement is so tight I feel my bones coming out of my skin. The puppies are milking my thighs, and my tears are becoming my only source of water. Diarrhoea coming out into the only pillow I currently treasure. My arms are chained onto the wall, and my legs are crucified, as well as my tongue wich is currently being stretched. The food is terrible. all I've received for the 2 days has been beans and nuts. I'm farting and pooping every 3 seconds. PLEASE HELP ME.

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The pounding

Its currently 1:30 pm, i think? i've been hearing non stop moaning and pounding for the past 4 days. Please help me or I will go insane.

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Update

Im still stuck in the basement contemplating wether the word jesus means pencil or bottle.

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Today is June 16th 2022

My mother has locked me in the basement, the loud sounds from above disturb my sleep. My food rations are depleting by the second. The pain of cockroaches and mice on the floor biting my arm is so immense that I think I wanna watch tiktok. But the wifi ban. all I can watch are roblox videos on my 2004 iPod pro max 4k screen 200 mp camera device. But what use is watching roblox videos when you can't go onto tik tok. My life is ruined. all I can do is sit on the toilet with no sewage system to think about what small useless thing I am in the massive universe which makes me want to commit suicide but I can't cuz I'm stuck in basement. all I can do right now is cook extras large fries to hope that my extra large mother will unlock the door and let me meet ronald Mcdonald