Cipher-Pines' blog

Trust in The Muse, and He shall grant you everlasting wonders.

[stanford-cipher-pines]

Intro post

Hello

My name is Stanford Cipher-Pines, and those of you from my dimension (though I imagine you are few and far between) may know me as the Herald of Chaos. My beloved muse suggested that I begin a blog here, so that we may spread His influence across dimensions! (Stanley and I also requested some form of at-home entertainment). Please feel free to enquire about our wonderous reign and I will happily answer! Stanley and I may also give updates about our day-to-day, so you can all see how amazing it will be once every dimension lives under Bill Cipher! No photos, though, Bill doesn't want to give anyone any ideas about "raiding" the Fearamid.

Hail the Beast with One Eye

-Ford Cipher-Pines

Hey, account owner here! This is a fun little roleplay blog I've made for my fanfiction series here! The long and short of the AU is that Bill decides to send Ford insane by forcing him to go through life over and over until he finally relents to Bill's schemes. This is also an AU where Weirdmaggedon happens in the 80s, and poor Stan is dragged along for the ride, and None Of Them Have Any Issues Whatsoever. Ford's design can be found on my main account, @callaham. Bill doesn't have official art yet, but his design is mostly the same, minus the fact that his right glove has stitches. Stan doesn't have a solid design other than his basic 80s look, but it involves piercings and bedazzled teeth.

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Stanford

Bill

Stanley

[tonyzaret]

Today’s spoiled, phone-addicted generation wouldn’t last five minutes inside the Earth’s molten core

[markatoto]

we just found out doing this typically hurts the human body

[lucatielsgirlfriend-deactivated]

why

[stanford-cipher-pines]

Forgot that the weather is still a thing and got soaked coming home from an errand. According to Bill I look like a sad wet cat.

What an awful day this has been.

[ignes-siderei]

Bill's notes in Ford's journals be like

[stanford-cipher-pines]

Can you pls conquer my dimension, life kinda sucks for anyone abnormal all over the globe and we haven't achieved much space travel yet I want OUTTTTTT

Oh don't worry, it's definitely on the to-do list! And if it's not us, I'm sure someone else will!

Starting a cult or two might help things along, though!

[stanford-cipher-pines]

Hey pal! I'm curious, what does Stanford think of humans? (Other than the cult)

Humans are a bunch of greedy megalomaniacs who don't know when to stop themselves.

Which does definitely assist in our goals, as most of them will do anything for a little bit of power, but it becomes... kind of pathetic when you're looking at it from up here.

Not Stanley, though. I've fixed those less than savory qualities.

[stanford-cipher-pines]

Soooo... Update on the alchemy idea.

It worked.

And it turns out that the Fearamid is not as bombproof as it could be, and neither am I.

I am also being made to stay with Ford for like a week. Say "hi" Ford!

I'm not sure whether to be impressed or furious, in all honesty.

[stanford-cipher-pines]

Does Bill have a human form?

Why the FUCK would I need a human form? I have a whole cult to pick from any time I wanna try it out! I have a perfect form JUST LIKE THIS!

[stanford-cipher-pines]

Y'know I bet if I tattooed alchemy symbols onto my body I could cause some absolute chaos.

I could probably paint like- the symbol for fire onto my nails and get flaming claws.

[bill-cipher-offical]

GREAT IDEA! NOW, PUT THE SYMBOL FOR THE SUN INSIDE THE FIRE, TO GET SUN-FIRE CLAWS! 100% SATISFACTION GUARANTEED!

[stanford-cipher-pines]

I know there's like a 90% chance you're saying this to get me blown up but I'm absolutely going to do it either way.

[stanford-cipher-pines]

Y'know I bet if I tattooed alchemy symbols onto my body I could cause some absolute chaos.

I could probably paint like- the symbol for fire onto my nails and get flaming claws.

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[stanford-cipher-pines]

I've noticed that Stan seems to be coming out of his shell a bit more these days.

Granted, it seems to be mostly in the form of pestering other individuals on here for his own entertainment (I severely apologize to anyone he decides to provoke), but it's excellent progress after the whole mind-wiping incident!

Stanley, if you're reading this, first of all I'm very happy that you're coming around to Bill and I's vision, and secondly, please leave the other versions of Bill alone.

[godofthegoldeneye]

IS IT NORMAL TO FEEL MY OWN BLOOD.

[stanford-cipher-pines]

I meeeean, I know humans can sometimes feel their own blood pulse when they've been working out or just because, so probably?

[godofthegoldeneye]

MY VEINS WANT OUT OF MY SKIN.

[stanford-cipher-pines]

I BET YOU CAN'T MAKE EM INTO A CAT'S CRADLE.

[godofthegoldeneye]

IS IT NORMAL TO FEEL MY OWN BLOOD.

[stanford-cipher-pines]

I meeeean, I know humans can sometimes feel their own blood pulse when they've been working out or just because, so probably?

[stanford-cipher-pines]

Hey, can you got convince a Ford that Bill is the greatest being in the universe?

This Ford, to be exact -> @/dr-stanford-pines

(Not tagged cause I don't want him to know that someone sent you to convince him).

Oh, I absolutely can! Or, well, I can try. I'm always up to cause a little more doubt in my fellow Stanford's minds, especially if they deserve it for abandoning my Muse.

Thank you for the pointer! I'm sure it'll be entertaining.

[bill-cipher-offical]

WELP, THIS IS AWKWARD

GOOOOOOOOOOD MORNINGAFTERNOONEVENING, HENCHMANIACS! WE'RE ONLY A FEW HOURS AWAY FROM THE BIGGEST NIGHT OF OUR LIVES, BUT WE'RE MISSING ONE KEY COMPONENT

SEE, I PROMISED OL' SIXER THAT I'D GET HIM A VISIT FROM HIS LESSER HALF, AND WOULDN'T YA KNOW IT, MULLET STAN IS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND! EITHER SOMEONE IS REALLY GOOD AT HIDING HIS TRACKS, OR THERE'S ZERO DEPICTIONS OF ME INSIDE COLOMBIAN PRISONS FOR SOME REASON.

SO!

I'M GONNA NEED A WORLDWIDE SEARCH FOR THIS SPECIFIC DIMENSION'S FIVEFINGERED SIXER. GONNA NEED HIM ALIVE, BUT OTHER THAN THAT, DO WHATEVER YA WANT TO BRING HIM OVER TO GRAVITY FALLS!

WE'LL

BE

WAITING!

[bill-cipher-offical]

YOU’RE ALL USELESS

KH'V FDWFKLQJ RQ. KH NQRZV.

DOUBLE THE EFFORTS! THAT LITTLE GUTTERSNIPE HAS GOTTA BE SOMEWHERE

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[stanford-cipher-pines]

LMAO you suck at this, you can't even find a single guy, imagine.

[bill-cipher-offical]

🎤

YA GOT ANY MESSAGES FOR YOUR PAST SELF ONCE WE DRAG HIM OUTTA THE GUTTER?

[stanford-cipher-pines]

I'm not talking to that guy.