NICE TO MEET YA! I’VE ALREADY BEEN WATCHING YOU, BUT I DOUBT YOU’VE MET ME, SO HI! I’M BILL.
MAKE YOURSELF COMFY, THERE’S MUCH TO KNOW, AND MUCH THAT I’LL ABSOLUTELY NOT BE TELLING YOU! BEEN HERE A WHILE, DECIDED I’D SOCIALIZE WITH THIS DIMENSION’S FREAKSHOWS. SO ASK ME WHATEVER YOU LIKE, OR DO WHATEVER! I DON’T CARE. I’M BORED.
JUST DON’T MAKE IT CREEPY. THIS IS FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES. NOT CERTAIN CREEPS.
MAKE DEALS, SELL YOUR SOUL, OR MAYBE EVEN LEARN THE REASON FOR THE STARS UP IN THE BEYOND! ONLY GOD KNOWS HOW MUCH I KNOW ABOUT THOSE MOUNDS OF LAVA ANYWAY. I MEAN, HOW DO THOSE THINGS EVEN STAY HOT WHEN THEY’RE FLOATING IN A SEA OF COLD NOTHINGNESS?
OH, AND IF YOU SEE A CERTAIN BLUE EUCLYDIAN, TELL THEM I SAID “FUCK YOU.”
SO WHAT’DYA WANNA KNOW ABOUT THE VAST NOTHINGNESS DOOMED TO CONSUME US ALL, YA USELESS SACKS OF BLOOD AND MEAT?
((GO FOLLOW @therealmofghostsandghouls TOO, ITS MY BROTHER AND WE BICKER LIKE HALF THE TIME HERE! GO, MY CULT MEMBERS!!))
HI! AFTER LONG CONSIDERATION, I’VE DECIDED TO TELL YOU ALL THAT THIS IS AN ASK BLOG SPECIFICALLY FOR YOUR ONE AND ONLY!!!
WE ARE A SYSTEM! I AM A PART OF THIS SYSTEM, AND I WANTED A SOCIAL MEDIA PAGE FOR MYSELF INSTEADA CONSTANTLY PRETENDING TO BE OUR HOST WHEN WE POST. (HA! THAT RHYMED.)
SOOO, HI! BILL CIPHER! ASK AWAY!
DO KEEP IN MIND I’M NOT VERY CHILD-FRIENDLY. I CURSE A LOT AND MAKE A LOTTA INAPPROPRIATE JOKES.
YOU’LL ALSO SEE A LOTTA TAGS IN POSTS, YES, I’M UTILIZING MY ALREADY ESTABLISHED POPULARITY TO FEED MY EGO! THANKS, IT’S TASTY!
ONE LAST THING BEFORE WE MOVE ON—I’M FORMED DIFFERENTLY FROM THE SOURCE ME. I DON’T HAVE THE SAME BACKSTORY (ENTIRELY). AND I’M STILL A PERSON HERE, SO KEEP IT RESPECTFUL.
(WHICH ALSO MEANS, IF YOU’RE A BILLFORD PERSON, I DON’T CARE, BUT PLEASE DON’T HARASS ME WITH IT. IT’S UNCOMFORTABLE TO ME. THANKS. I HATE SIXER WITH MY ENTIRE COLD-DEAD HEART).
If you’re not interested in seeing this content, block the tag #godofthegoldeneye.
EDIT TO THE POST TAGS!
ONCE I POST ENOUGH THINGS, YOU’LL SEE IT ORGANIZED LIKE SO!
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#EyeOfGold
RANDOM POSTS! THOUGHTS, JOKES, WHATEVER! USUALLY OUT OF CONTEXT RAMBLING.
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#OmnipresentEye
WHAT’S THE MEANING OF LIFE? WHEN WILL I DIE?? WHO KNOWS, WELL I DO! (…COUGH. I USED TO.) THIS TAG IS FOR ANSWERING ASKS.
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#PassTheHat
REBLOGS, REBLOGS, REBLOGS!
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#EuclydianChaos
BICKERING WITH MY BROTHER @therealmofghostsandghouls
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#MageddonMayhem
AHH YES, WHAT ABOUT MY GOD COMPLEX? NOTHING, I’M JUST A GOD! THIS TAG IS FOR MY CHAOTIC POSTS. MAINLY MY RAMBLINGS ABOUT BLOOD AND GORE. IT’S A REAL KNEE-SLAPPER!
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#TruthInTheGoldenLining
IF YOU SEE THIS TAG, NO YOU DIDN’T.
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#SpeakingToTheStars
I LIKE STARS. A LOT. NO I WONT EXPLAIN. ITS PERSONAL.
ANYWAY THIS TAG IS FOR MUTUAL POSTS! ANY CONVERSATIONS, REBLOGS, ETC WITH MUTUALS WILL HAVE THIS TAG.
SAVE FOR SOME POSTS THAT ARE OLDER. I’M ABSOLUTELY NOT LOOKING THROUGH MY 100 POSTS SO FAR AND TAGGING ALL MY MUTUAL POSTS (WHICH IS PROBABLY HALF OF THEM.)
The fact that you're forced to have a set physical form is so fucked up.
Like yeah this is Your Vessel. You can kinda change it, but not a ton. At least not without spending large amounts of money or having undesirable side effects. And no you can't choose how your Vessel looks, that's based on your parents sorry. Also as you age Your Vessel will change, sometimes in ways you don't want. Can't really do much about that either.
And all interactions have to be through Your Vessel. You can never escape Your Vessel. If you want to have irl friends they'll have to see Your Vessel. And if you don't show someone Your Vessel, they're going to have an image in their head about what Your Vessel looks like, and its almost certainly not what it actually looks like.
...AND I ALREADY DID READ YOUR INTRO POST. I SAID *WHAT* ARE YOU. ME IN A DIFFERENT FONT, BLAH BLAH BLAH, WELL WHAT IF I'M YOU IN A DIFFERENT FONT, HUH? THOUGHTTA THAT, SMART GUY???
NEVER SAID I WAS TRYNA GIVE YOU A CRISIS HERE, PAL.
WHAT IF WE'RE ALL JUST THE SAME PERSON, SAME FONT, DIFFERENT STYLES? ITALICIZED, BOLD, STRIKETHROUGH, SMALLTEXT... ETC ETC. MAYBE WE'RE ALL DIFFERENT FONTS *WITH* THE DIFFERENT STYLES.