Hello, my fellow explorers of the odd and unexplained! My name is Dr. Stanford Filbrick Pines from dimension 46'|.
My niece, Mabel, has insisted I get on this thing called 'social media'. I assume it means some type of broadcast for social interactions, I can never be sure with how the world has changed in my 32 years away from home!
From what I could tell on this platform of the internet, most people seem keenly aware of the multitude of situations I went through whilst in Cipher's terf and domain.
I... do not know how so many people got ahold of copies to my life's work, but I am partially glad that so many people know to avoid following my footsteps.
Less so to learn that Cipher's book has also ended up here, even with us casting it into a rift to be lost to reality and time.
It is fine though, not much I could do about it, even if i tried. It seems new books are getting thrown here nearly ever minute from various parallel dimensions having the same idea as us.
It is only slightly problematic, with the amount of people willing (and possibly able!) to summon the demon from his therapeutic sessions.
I personally wouldn't mind going to Cipher's new habitat to get a hold of how the security is in there, but I wouldn't recommend you tell any of my family about it. I can only imagine the looks, and lectures, I would get from them.
Anyway, I can realize when I've been on a tangent, and do not wish to hold your time any longer!
Signing off - Stanford Pines.
