#duskiefloof

[stanford-offical]

Hey Ford I wanted to try something with you!

*Uri has a red laser pointer and points it on the floor next to Ford*

Hehe

[Ford sees the item that Uri is holding, and near instantly closes his eyes]. "I am dearly sorry, Uri, but I will have to... shut down this experience. I would rather not."

[ckret2]

You know all I want to see his a show down between Evil Ford and Canon Ford after seeing the last post with annon. I just imagine it to be funny for some reason, like who would even win? I know evil Ford can't kill cannon Ford because it would wipe him out to? Well, at least that's how I think it would work-

lol who says Evil Ford can't kill Canon Ford? He's not some kind of magical doppelgänger tied to his existence.

We as the audience see the character concept of Evil Ford as a modified copy of the character concept of the original Canon Ford. But from their perspectives, they're not "characters," Canon Ford isn't "the original," and Evil Ford isn't a "copy." They're simply two guys from independently existent parallel universes who are both named Stanford Pines, one of whom said "I've got to stop Bill from taking over Earth" and one of whom said "helping Bill take over Earth sounds fun."

For the most part, I figure they'd be evenly matched; although Evil Ford has at least one physical advantage over Canon Ford.

Which I shall demonstrate with the help of a t-shirt.

"Hey," said nobody, "since Evil Ford was always on Bill's side, does that mean Bill didn't turn him into gold during Weirdmageddon—?" No, no, Bill still did that. Just in a different way.

On the other hand, Evil Ford lacks two advantages that Canon Ford has: he never built a quantum destabilizer (although Canon Ford's is out of fuel, so it's not terribly useful); and he doesn't have a pack of Pines ready to back him up in a fight.

If they actually fought, I think Canon Ford would probably win; not due to any particular skills or weaponry, but due to the fact that they're Disney characters and evil is always doomed to lose.

[kittynugg]

Hi!! I love your Lil dilemma au! It gives me life! I had a thought about an au of this au where stan got minified to. The idea just makes me laugh because I wonder if he would be as angry as Ford or just more chill about it. I always envisioned stans innocence and maturity getting along.

okay do you know how badly i've wanted to write this ever since BEFORE I STARTED WRITING THE ACTUAL FIC

stan would be so casual and breezy about it, like ford's trying to shove down that childishness and compensate by being sooo adult but stan would just be running around catching bugs and shit he's frolicking in the fields and ford's just constantly having a mini-panic attack

and he'd do it to himself too no doubt like. he'd walk into the living room one morning all tiny and everyone would just be thinking "oh fuck what did he do"

and when ford inevitably asks (for research purposes because now he's going to have to cure both of them) how it happened stan's like "eh i was bored so i went back to the fair'n bought my own fountain of youth water. its whatever"

(or no i actually envision him being so excited that he's shaking he's running around "AAAAAAA IM SO HAPPY IM SO HAPPY FORD LOOK IM LITTLE LIKE YOU WE'RE BOTH LITTLE I HAVEN'T HAD THIS MUCH ENERGY SINCE I TOOK ADDERALL THAT ONE TIME" and dipper's like "what for adhd?" "how did you know" and he glances up and down stan's form just like with his aura of neurodivergence "..just a hunch")

within the first day stan's entirely used to it and he is HAPPY like. this is is life now. and something about him being a kid too gives ford all these unwanted childish urges so melody ends up the parent figure for a while to keep them out of trouble

alas, trouble is what they do best so like one of the first things stan does after leaving the shack for the first time is get arrested

im imagining this whole scene. so stan scampers outside, ford in tow by the hand, they're both snickering with visions of impending pie theft in their minds, and stan heads right for the car. he still has his keys because he didnt sleep with them in his pocket (i figure they'd despawn along with anything else on the adult body's person, only to return upon re-aging)

and ford snaps out of child brain for a second because "Stan, you can't drive, you're two feet tall."

"the car won't know that"

"..."

"Valid."

and stan actually manages to drive the car fairly well considering how fuckimg little he is, until they get pulled over.

blubs asks him for his license and registration. ford is SWEATING. stan casually hands him his driver's license and durland leans over to look

"..looks alright to me!" blubs nods in agreement and tells the two gentlemen in the car to have a nice day

then they get pulled over a SECOND time by two DIFFERENT officers and are taken directly to the police station do not pass go do not collect 200$ just like IMMEDIATELY asked to step out of the car and cuffed

so stan has to call melody to bail them out while ford cries hysterically on the floor

they get grounded for a month

i feel like they'd switch clothes and pretend to be each other a lot and it'd get really fucking annoying for everyone else to a point where every now and then they'd look reallllllly close and count their fingers to make sure they're talking to the twin they think they're talking to

although what with stan's tooth gap (which i think would give him a lisp until he gets used to it) there'd be a clear difference so idk

anyway there's a little thought about it to go with your other thoughts chances are i'll come back to this, thanks a ton for the ask im always happy to ramble

[sixtysomethingtenyearold]

*A fluffy Flareon appears out of no where*

Wow your a Ford who has been shrunk huh? I know how that feels-

*She says laughing a little*

Oh- um, hello? I wasn't expecting any interdimensional visitors today, aren't you one of those.. Pokey Mons Dipper talks about?

Yes, I have been.. shrunk. Technically regressed in age, but "shrunk" has been the general word used. As well as "minified". Don't laugh. Stop laughing.

[stanford-offical]

Oh yeah every ten or so years a couple of kiddos or teens are sent out to go take down the entirety of an evil team or a god like pokemon all on their own in a new region. I feel for them honestly. They are too young to emdure such world ending events. Mostly they catch the legendary pokemon with master or ultra balls. Their are regions in the pokemon world matching the country's in your universe ford. Like how America has two regions in my universe being the Unova and the Aloha region. I hate being in a video game man! It's full of glitches and stuff ugh. Ford I already know your aware of the fourth wall and stuff. You know how you were created by Alex Hirsh and Disney? Well Nintendo is the creator for the Pokémon world basically.

I was aware of the Alex Hirsch part, but Disney... I didn't know they owned my show.

And why would they send literal kids out to do that!? I would never. I'm sure there are competent adults over there who could do it!

[stanford-offical]

*comes out of one of fords books* Have you caught ho-oh yet? Also I'm giving you more pokeballs! I actually have a gift for you! I know your favorite bugs are moths so I got you a snom! *hands the pokeball over to Ford where the snom is kept in*

It evolves into a Frosmoth!

Amazing! It looks almost entirely different from its previous form.

May I ask, what type is it? You said that all pokemon have type.

Do they listen well? How can you tell a pokemon's gender?

[stanford-offical]

*She pops out of Ford's phone screen. She looks to be brused and scracthed..like she's been in a fight*

Hey you want to learn more about ghost type pokemon? Most of them are created from dead people. Also Marshmallow can evolve into eight eeveelutions. Just search them up and see what you like the most. Maybe you can also let Marshmallow choose too!

Are you... okay, first of all? If you want, I can patch you up some.

And I would like to learn more about your world.

How does Marshmallow evolve? Is it through genetics or is it some sort of transformation that they have no choice in?

I would like to know. Is it also possible to be able to understand what he is saying? Do you know what he is saying, as you are a Pokémon, as of current.

[stanford-offical]

Hey Ford, thanks for helping me get my voice back! It's a blessing to be able to talk again. I'm still working on a cure to turn me back. I hate that people keep calling me fluffy. I'm here's a soothe bell for helping me! It should be coming in a package. Give it Marshmallow to hold. Trust me you won't regret it.

- Uri

You are very welcome! What does a soothe bell do? I will have to look into that. Also, don't think I forgot that you knocked me out before leaving. I may have needed the sleep but you still could've... I don't even know. Thank you, though.

I will give it to Marshmellow! He is currently hanging out with Mabel. She's trying to 'teach him a move'. I have no clue what that is supposed to mean.