Stanford Pines

a researcher posting various knowledge gained through dimensional travel. (I ran out of paper to write on) // A Ford Pines ask/rp blog. Feel more than free to interact (in or out of character)

[stanford-pin3s]

Is there a universe in which Stands (from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure) are real? And if so, how do I get there?

// I have a feeling someone's drawn that.

I'm not entirely sure what that is. But yes. I've found every thought reality does infact exist. Along with others that certainly do not. So that is surely one of them.

As for how to get there? Interdimensional portal.

They're incredibly difficult to built and I wouldn't think most people have the resources for one but surely you could try.

Hypothetically of course.

Traveling dimensions and universes is not for the faint of heart and I would never recommend that to anyone.

But hypothetically, yes. That is a possibility

[stanford-pin3s]

of course youre a real person. you think, dont you?

I do think. Therefore I am real. However they were implying that there is a universe in which that is not the case. Regardless of whether or not this is the truth it must exist due to basic multiverse theory which states that each thought allows for a universe where that thought is the reality.

which does not make this less troubling.

[stanford-pin3s]

*a protogen pops her head through a purple portal*

Huh? Wait.. your Stanford pines? From gravity falls? Awesome show btw..I'm guessing you're from a universe where you are a real person? Interesting!

*she says with a happy emote*

A Universe where I am a real person? Am I not a real person in your universe?

[uniiicornmemes]

Send 🎬 for a random scene in my muse's life.

This can be either a moment from their past or a slice-of-life kind of thing.

[stanford-pin3s]

One does not believe we have been acquainted yet. However, be not afraid, for one does not wish to harm thee. Perhaps other versions of oneself has posed a threat to thee previously, though one lacks the intent to follow suit.

If thou ever pray for assistance, one will come. One has a safe dimension that thee can rest at if thou desire.

-THE SOVEREIGN

[ @theballaqueer ]

A safe dimension? Gifted by a Bill? I don't buy it.

[stanford-pin3s]

I used to have a lot of dreams when I was younger, but now I rarely have them, does that mean anything?

sounds like you might have developed a memory issue as you grew up. Head trauma perhaps?

[joesmemes]

Send my muse "why does [NAME] call you babygirl?" for their reaction!

[stanford-pin3s]

i wonder from which dimension are you sixer, i’ve seen so many version of you and me already

@the-coolest-man-ever

Dimension 46'\ - Subsection L

and yes, I would suppose in looking into our lives you would find a lot of duplicates. We are somehow doomed to face similar challenges over and over again.

And don't call me Sixer.

[the-coolest-man-ever]

ah eh…sorry…er…don’t you mean i’ll lose you? my version of you i mean…isn’t there a universe in which we…aren’t separated and stuff?

[stanford-pin3s]

I have yet to find a version of me where I am not sent into the portal. So yes. We are doomed to be seperated... I supposed.

[the-coolest-man-ever]

i’m…i’m sorry. i’m so sorry. i didn’t…can i help you somehow?

[stanford-pin3s]

I highly doubt it Stanley. I highly doubt it.

[the-coolest-man-ever]

…are you mad at me?

[stanford-pin3s]

I suppose I am

[stanford-pin3s]

i wonder from which dimension are you sixer, i’ve seen so many version of you and me already

@the-coolest-man-ever

Dimension 46'\ - Subsection L

and yes, I would suppose in looking into our lives you would find a lot of duplicates. We are somehow doomed to face similar challenges over and over again.

And don't call me Sixer.

[the-coolest-man-ever]

ah eh…sorry…er…don’t you mean i’ll lose you? my version of you i mean…isn’t there a universe in which we…aren’t separated and stuff?

[stanford-pin3s]

I have yet to find a version of me where I am not sent into the portal. So yes. We are doomed to be seperated... I supposed.

[the-coolest-man-ever]

i’m…i’m sorry. i’m so sorry. i didn’t…can i help you somehow?

[stanford-pin3s]

I highly doubt it Stanley. I highly doubt it.

[stanford-pin3s]

i wonder from which dimension are you sixer, i’ve seen so many version of you and me already

@the-coolest-man-ever

Dimension 46'\ - Subsection L

and yes, I would suppose in looking into our lives you would find a lot of duplicates. We are somehow doomed to face similar challenges over and over again.

And don't call me Sixer.

[the-coolest-man-ever]

ah eh…sorry…er…don’t you mean i’ll lose you? my version of you i mean…isn’t there a universe in which we…aren’t separated and stuff?

[stanford-pin3s]

I have yet to find a version of me where I am not sent into the portal. So yes. We are doomed to be seperated... I supposed.

[stanford-pin3s]

i wonder from which dimension are you sixer, i’ve seen so many version of you and me already

@the-coolest-man-ever

Dimension 46'\ - Subsection L

and yes, I would suppose in looking into our lives you would find a lot of duplicates. We are somehow doomed to face similar challenges over and over again.

And don't call me Sixer.

[stanford-pin3s]

“Have you ever thought about going back to visit New Jersey? After all this time?”

I suppose a break from the constant travel would be nice... but no. I don't think I'd return to New Jersey. Too many bad memories there.

[stanford-pin3s]

I will be returning to posting by this weekend! Thank you all for your patience. Big things are on the horizon!

[stanford-pin3s]

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Very funny, my friend. But I am not interested in talking about Stanley right now.

[stanford-pin3s]

... What is it like to be constantly in fear of being hunted down by a Dorito who can go through your dreams?

Not very fun.

And he's not a dorito. He is a highly dangerous interdimensional dream demon.

[stanford-pin3s]

What's your opinion on bill being in therapy? Do you think he'll actually get reincarnated as a mortal?

Reincarnated as a mortal? Are you joking?

If Bill Cipher were a mortal he'd kill himself before he hit the age of three for the fun of it.

Therapy doesn't work if those who you're doing it on don't believe they've done anything wrong.

[stanford-pin3s]

Have a cat, I have too many of them, about 30-35 cats, so uhhh... have one! Giving you a orange kitty, its name is Slithers... dont ask why, hope you have fun with Slithers!! :3

"Why thank you!" He holds Slithers to his heart, becoming teary eyed.

"I will protect him with my life."