STANLEY PINES

@the-coolest-man-ever

still not my real name mystery trio member

676 posts

hey! most people know me as “hot stan pines with a mullet” and if you’re looking for that guy you’ve come to the right place!

now i’m in a trio band with @perspective-scientist and @mcgucketlaabs. well, it’s not just a band i can call it my family now! I’m helping the guys with the study of anomalies and the construction of the portal, although after speaking to another versions of me and Ford there I’m not very happy about the latter…

i’ve also started studying a little, reading books and stuff so i hope my spelling gets better

as earlier: FBI dni. police dni. proshipers even if i still don’t get who they are also dni. and…stan…stanc…i’m scared to write it down fully-

also thanks for y’all loving me i really appreciate that! i try to answer every question and call every number i get from you👍🔥

one day i plan making some anomaly business but don’t tell poindexter or Fidds about it…

#gravity falls #stanley pines #gravity falls rp #gravity falls stanley #stan pines #stanford pines #gravity falls stanford #fiddleford hadron mcgucket #fiddleford mcgucket #gf

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does stanchez dni apply to the whole thing or can the man himself say hi @rsanchezc137

HEYYYYyyyy long time no see

whats up whats going on, youve been all over the place since we last talked havent you?

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yeahhh you’re right you’re right…want a drink, bud?

does stanchez dni apply to the whole thing or can the man himself say hi @rsanchezc137

HEYYYYyyyy long time no see

Question! Hi! So! What’s your favorite song? I wanna find lots of new ones so I can make a new Spotify playlist with them! :)

what you mean by Spotify? hope you won’t charge me

i like I Will Survive with Gloria Gaynor. i’ve heard it when i was making one of my last most successful bank raids. quite symbolic, i get it just now

"Hello younger version of Mr Pines!

@grenda-grendinator

hey, kid, what’s up? are you lost?

I-

under the CHECK OUT THESE BLOGS section this blog was the only one

Tumblr bestie you’re breaking

or i’m the only one for you to explore babe

So likee Stanley what’s your favorite Barbie movie

we only have toys now, but movies what do they look like?

"Stanley if anyone ever messes with you let me know. I will hastily get rid of them"

hey thanks sixer…

I ATE YOUR BROTHER 😋😋

😧

gin-juice-tonic

the first snow

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"y'ello! say, could you drink this and let me know what it taste like?" :D

tastes like some sugary vegetable soup

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"really? heh- weird. and with the side effects, what plants can you summon when you snap now? when I drank it I could only summon sweet potatoes!"

the-coolest-man-ever

er…i feel corn and carrot mostly…actually what was that? are you another Bill??

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*he wrote down some notes as Stanley spoke* "ah- oh yeah- I am Bill Cipher, Witch of the Woods~!" *he did a bow and threw some sparkles in the air as he introduced himself* "and thank you for testing out my newest potion! you should be able to summon a variety of vegetables though? I wonder why just corn and carrots? Anyway~ the magic side effects should only last a few hours, enjoy your veggies!" :D

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err…ok then…I haven't eaten vegetables for years anyway……wait how can i summon them?

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SO IS IT A YES?

AM I NOW YOUR ONE AND ONLY?

not quite sure………i lost count

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*looks disapprovingly*

Okay, no, that's what I was expecting, actually, don't mind me, imma just move back with my brother

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NO BABE WAIT

mary-vs-the-world

What?

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er…i…we…i-

mary-vs-the-world

Hey, Stanley, you don't have to do this. We didn't even have an established relationship. Not to mention that I got caught up with work so much that I had no time to spend with you recently. I have no intention to have an argument, there's literally no source for it. You're a cool guy and I'd very much liked to be your friend :)

But I still need to move back to my bro. He's worried that I might find even more Bill-included trouble. And I really, really don't want to get on his nerves with the safety matter..

the-coolest-man-ever

erhhh…right…just do what you have to do…i hope we’ll stay in touch anyway

Shimmy shimmy yay, shimmy yay, shimmy ya

is that a spell

you look so handsome in your blue suit

appreciate that!

SO IS IT A YES?

AM I NOW YOUR ONE AND ONLY?

not quite sure………i lost count

My name is Stanford Pines and I'm A WHINY UNGREATFUL a "man of science". I'm very dramatic some even call me a drama queen. AND THEY'RE RIGHT!

I got mad at 'my Muse' because of some busted up fists! Wow, look at me acting all high and mighty! Well, maybe 'my Muse' was pissed off because I threatened to unfairly take away the portal. WE HAD A DEAL

Oh but yeah I'm DEFINITELY in the right! Ugh, it's just some busted up knuckles! And- like that's only because I LOCKED 'HIM' out of the lab and refused to talk to 'him'!

Oh, boo fucking hoo I'm just sooooo sad and shit and definitely not being dramatic. IM SUCH A VICTIM AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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go get some therapy bill

NEVER

I DON'T NEED THERAPY!

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will see

Is that a threat!? I'LL KILL YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY YOU KNOW THAT!? NO ONE HAS EVER LOVED YOU STANLEY PINES AND NO ONE EVER WILL! IF I KILLED YOU RIGHT NOW ON ONE WOULD EVEN BLINK AN EYE! Who would even want to show up to your funeral.. the IRS!? AHAHAHAHAHAH

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should i cry over it or

YOU- YOU!

Agh, I HATE YOU FEZ!

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you try to break one who has been broken many times before you’re late as i can put it like that

and leave Ford’s body alone

.. what are you going to do if I don't? Hah? Cry to you ma' and pa' !?

...

I MIGHT CONSIDER IT IF YOU MAKE A DEAL WITH ME!

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…what are the terms?

Well, I'll quit damaging Ford's meat prison if you do me a favor down the line! How does that sound?

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i asked for the details not for these vague cool phrases

Yes I know, I am pretty cool. Just ask Abraham Lincoln, that guy sure knew how to party!

What kinda details are you looking for hot shot because I'm not a very detailed oriented guy.

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no details no deal then *and hit him on the neck, hoping that Ford would wake up that way. it usually works-*

"OH C'MON FEZ DON'T BE SO HASTY! I CAN GIVE YOU ANYTHING YOU-" his eyes roll to the back of his head and he tenses up falling face first into the ground.

"ow"

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*didn’t manage to catch him. just sits near* are you ok??

He lifts his head up and looks at Stan with large eyes "Stanley, when'd you get here!? Where am I?? fuck, I fell asleep again.. Did I say anything to you!? I was sleep walking! don't pay any mind to anything I may have said! You don't know how happy I am to see you.."

the-coolest-man-ever

i know right…don’t worry let me make you some tea

I'm 21 please please reject all your whatever whoever you have girl guys gays hillbillies triangles and let it be me

well why not and i like the list you’ve mentioned

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