1# stanford pines hater on tumblr.com

exposing the crimes of stanford pines one post at a time (parody)

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Mobile Links:

-> FAQ

-> List Of Ford's Crimes (not up to date)

-> Evil

-> Why Is He Looking At Me Like That

-> My New Lawyer

-> My Lawyer (NO LONGER MY LAWYER)

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My lawyer just ate himself into a law firm im so proud of him

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HE BIT ME

make sure to get rabies shots

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stanford vs

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RUN

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he made out with my wife Bill Cipher and now I have no wife. I am sad

Who is this "Bill Cipher" and why do they sound familiar?

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I have a question.....r u fiddleford in disguise

No that old guy has been emailing me for months about my "slanderous webpage."

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Question, is this a callout blog for Stanford Filbrick Pines or Stanford Menace Pines. Because sleeping with people's dads is somehting I have not known the former to do, but the latter has a well-documented history of.

I believe Stanford's trickery is manifesting yet again! Is he going by Stanford Menance Pines now too just to throw people off? I know for a fact his dad was not named Menance. Easy mistake to make!

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ford getting caught for his crimes

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if you saw that disregard i changed my language to a language I can barely read so im struggling self-induced

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My lawyer informed me of mysterious messages on his website

He says: "I HAVE NO BONES UNLESS I WANT TO. WHY WOULD I WANT TO?"

He says: "THANKS I FORMED IT FROM MY FINEST MUCUS MEMBRANES. NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I MUST TORMENT MY THIRD ACADEMIC ADVISOR."

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Crime: not doing research on a pet before he gets one

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