[gleak]

being high or drunk in public like

“they know”

[wheelchair-warrior]

FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

they were talking about his height 

[wannabeastarshipranger]

They had not met him yet. This was a penis joke.

[ador--able]

♡

[stripperina]

One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

[deadinmagazines]

Oh snap

[otherslices-blog]

BOOOOM

[anywaysgoodbye]

[stankwashingmachine]

Swamp sculpture in Eastern Ireland 

[mc-ack]

[sickmarla]

Where normal people have a heart, Neil McCormick has a bottomless black hole. And if you don’t watch out, you can fall in and get lost forever.

[ghalemohan]

“Nothing is true, everything is permitted.” ―The Creed’s maxim

[tuhree-deactivated20150723]

[howtoskinatiger]

[997]

[jedavu]

[coven-of-the-articulate-deactiv]

this kind of art is so important 

[dumbmovieblog]

Donnie Darko (2001)

[bl00dbubbl3s]

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT

[redjentful]

TAKYON

[stankwashingmachine]

me: heyy whats your fav band?

boy: the beatles

me: *falls asleep*

[adeadrat]