STANLEY PARABLE AUDIO

Posts music, ambience, and dialogue. Currently not taking requests.

[land-of-blitheness-and-catharsis]

mom holy fuck.

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Narrator: We updated the game!

(jingle you would hear for important breaking news)

(jingle clicks off)

Narrator: (calling into the distance) Is that all you need?

(party music clicks on)

Narrator: Great, now get out of my sight.

(party noises from outside) Hey, Kevan! Get back in the pool!

(loud splash) (cheering)

[employee-handbook]

Ever wondered about the dangers of the office in The Stanley Parable? Have your or a fellow employee been trapped in its never ending parable and have a great story to tell?

This zine aims to explore the dangers and oddities that arise in The Stanley Parable as documentation/notes left in a "handbook"/guide for others to find.

The aim is to fill this zine with various types of works, from 2D art to cosplay, writing and even cryptic puzzles!

If you're interested in participating, fill out the form! Submissions for EOI's close at 12pm, December 1st (AEDT/UTC +10).

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THE ZINE IS OUT !

After months of work, the Zine portion of the Welcome Back, Stanley project has finally come to fruition ! You are but a click away from tons of free, exclusive, Deluxe TSP fancontent, Employee.

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But listen to me, this story is not over. You can still save these two. You can stop the program before they both fail.

Push 'escape' and press 'quit.' There's no other way to beat this game.

As long as you move forward, you'll be walking someone else's path. Stop now, and it'll be your only true choice.

Whatever you do, choose it! Don't let time choose for you! Don't let time-

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Hey, goodness, this video is a little outdated, isn't it?

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DUNGEON AUDIOS. DONT LET THIS BLOG DIE. YOU MUST KEEP THE WHEEL TURNING

if i'm gonna be pushed into neverending madness i'd at least ask YOU to buy it for me.

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narrator during the conference ending? about to publicly speak and some motivation would be a1

aaahhh we have at least some of that but ever since tumblr let my search index crumble to dust idk how to find anything. this place is falling apart

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Can we hear The Curator's lines from the mod into the crusher? I know why they toned down her performance in the later versions of the game, thematically, but sing it girl!

honestly don't remember what she was like! i will look

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Can I get the uhh Narrator's "hey goodness, that video was rather outdated wasn't it?" After the What Is Comedic Timing? Video plays, just the "Hey, Goodness" part isolated is good too, for reasons

alright coming up

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Can I please have the narrator asking "how is this still appealing to you?" When you jump into the not so infinite hole again? He sounds so amused at atanley's antics there

aaalright

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with over 200 clips posted i am just about running out of ideas; pretty much going to transition into posting whenever i get a request or think of something funny. we thank you for your participation.

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Hello. This is a recorded message scheduled either by you or a person in your place of work. The purpose of this message is to warn you about the dangers of recorded messages. If at any time you believe you are listening to a recorded message, please terminate it immediately and cease all flow of information from the recorded message into your perceptual sphere. Thank you and have a pleasant day.

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Stanley knew the office layout like the back of his hand. It was only a matter of time before he found the others. Wherever they were. Just a matter of time.

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Just a step through this door, Stanley thought to himself. That's all I need. If I can make it through this door, I can make it through them all.