Stanley Uris

Stan The Man--Bird Boy--💞William Denbrough --Richard Tozier is my shithead best friend--1/7 of The Losers Club

[stanleyuris-irl]

Vibe check 😳🔫😐

[stanleyuris-irl]

Hanukkah time homies👊😔🕎

[richietozier-irl]

WhT happened to me moving? Honestly? I was supposdly moving like a month ago and im still in this shithole.

[stanleyuris-irl]

You're stuck with us now. We said we didn't want you to leave, look what happened.

[richietozier-irl]

Does that mean youll come take care of me now that im sick :,)

[stanleyuris-irl]

I'm always stuck with your sick ass so you know I'll be there

[richietozier-irl]

WhT happened to me moving? Honestly? I was supposdly moving like a month ago and im still in this shithole.

[stanleyuris-irl]

You're stuck with us now. We said we didn't want you to leave, look what happened.

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

[stanleyuris-irl]

How ya doin Stan?

I'm alright I suppose. Ups and downs but that's how it is. Thanks for checking in. 💖

[stanleyuris-irl]

I don't celebrate the holiday but hear me out: Last Christmas by Wham>>>>>

[richietozier-irl]

Aint this blasphemous or something Stanny?

Hahaha ily dude but

[stanleyuris-irl]

Listen, it's a cute song-

[stanleyuris-irl]

I don't celebrate the holiday but hear me out: Last Christmas by Wham>>>>>

[valtsv]

i get all of my fashion tips from the muppets

[stanleyuris-irl]

Yeah it's cold but I wanna go to a beach. A beach trip sounds nice right about now. This is now an indirect for everyone else saying we should go on a beach trip or something.

[richietozier-irl]

Im down to go to the beach! We should probably find a beach somewhere a bit warmer though so Eddie doesn't chew our ears off about hypothermia.

[stanleyuris-irl]

Who said Eddie's invited. Vacation means I don't wanna hear about all the "germs and diseases in the ocean"

[richietozier-irl]

You said everyone Stan. That means Eddie too. Sides I can think of a good distraction for him ;)

[stanleyuris-irl]

Now you're both not invited.

[stanleyuris-irl]

Yeah it's cold but I wanna go to a beach. A beach trip sounds nice right about now. This is now an indirect for everyone else saying we should go on a beach trip or something.

[richietozier-irl]

Im down to go to the beach! We should probably find a beach somewhere a bit warmer though so Eddie doesn't chew our ears off about hypothermia.

[stanleyuris-irl]

Who said Eddie's invited. Vacation means I don't wanna hear about all the "germs and diseases in the ocean"

[stanleyuris-irl]

Yeah it's cold but I wanna go to a beach. A beach trip sounds nice right about now. This is now an indirect for everyone else saying we should go on a beach trip or something.

[stanleyuris-irl]

Well. Halloween was something. How was everyone else's night?

[richietozier-irl]

Good! I need to post some photos of Eddie and I ♡

I say this from your floor- what time did i even get here

[stanleyuris-irl]

Literally you've been here since 1 am you blacked out at in my kitchen and found your way to my room at around 3am and passed out yet again.

[richietozier-irl]

You let me just chill on your kitchen floor? How rude Stanley :(

Im taking over your bed now >[

[stanleyuris-irl]

I wasn't letting you snore during Bill and I's movie time.

[richietozier-irl]

Youre bed is mine now Stan.

I missed actually being able to spend the day with you though which sucks

[stanleyuris-irl]

I know, but I'm glad you had a great night with Eddie, you wouldn't stop talking about it, Bill and I could barely sleep.

[stanleyuris-irl]

Well. Halloween was something. How was everyone else's night?

[stanleyuris-irl]

I've got the movie list for @billdenbrough-irl and I got tonight but 10 to 1 says @richietozier-irl is gonna bust through the door to drag our asses out later and I'm not too joyed about it.

[richietozier-irl]

Who says itll be the door birdyboy? Keep your eyes peeled because im not warning you when im coming ♡

[stanleyuris-irl]

Oh boy, I'm absolutely excited

[stanleyuris-irl]

It's Halloween. If you see any of my friends out, please scare the shit out of them or give them some type of rotten candy, I'm begging you.

[eddiekaspbrak-irl]

ITS FUCKING HALLOWEENEN AAAAA

@beverlymarsh-irl @stanleyuris-irl @richietozier-irl @benhanscom-irl @billdenbrough-irl

LETS GO. IM ReaDY. I WANT CANDY.

[richietozier-irl]

FUCK YEAH. OMW to grab you rn babe!

[stanleyuris-irl]

Oh boy. What a night it'll be.