frigid bitch

Naomi Campbell. Not the fuckin' model. Feminist/activist extraordinaire. Used to be alright, but it seems that has gone to shit.

[villanelle-x]

[stapledclitcampbell-blog]

“Naomi says, ‘Em?’ And her eyes say ‘Please forgive me.’

And Emily’s eyes say ‘I don’t know how’. And, for first time in their relationship, Emily is the one who runs away.”

[eleanorcaplan]

This town is a bit quiet.

[eleanorcaplan]

Your parents must be lovely, honestly. 

Why’s it always twelve? I’m fifteen. How old are you, lady?

[stapledclitcampbell-blog]

Oh, yeah. My mum has a wicked sense of humour.

You have a young looking face. S'not my fault. Right. Fifteen. I'm twenty-one, actually. 

[eleanorcaplan]

This town is a bit quiet.

[eleanorcaplan]

Nice to meet you, Naomi. ‘S a cool name. Like the model.

[stapledclitcampbell-blog]

Oh, yeah? Naomi Campbell? S'funny 'cos that's my last name, too.

How old are you, kid? 12? 

[eleanorcaplan]

This town is a bit quiet.

[eleanorcaplan]

That’s a relief then, innit? I was simply being polite. My name’s Eleanor.

[stapledclitcampbell-blog]

Eleanor, huh. Welcome to Bristol, then. Name's Naomi. 

[eleanorcaplan]

This town is a bit quiet.

Think I could get used to it, though.

[stapledclitcampbell-blog]

Trust me, kid. Doesn't stay like that for long. 

[stapledclitcampbell-blog]

Okay. Maybe not an hour.

It was just a bit of an overestimation. I'll forgive you. 

[stapledclitcampbell-blog]

Oh, the thing must be an hour fast....

You cheeky girl. 

[stapledclitcampbell-blog]

Well. It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically. Like right now, it's telling me you're not wearing any panties.

Ems, the watch doesn't seem to be working. 

[stapledclitcampbell-blog]

I just got this new state-of-the art watch and I'm trying it out.

Oh, yeah? How does it work?

[princess-of-persia12]

[useless-stoners-deactivated2013]

They didn’t say it like that, but that’s mostly it. 

I will, and Nae, you better stay. I won’t get ridiculed on my own. Take it as a challenge yeah? Pretty sure I’ll be better.

[stapledclitcampbell-blog]

Wonderful.

Fine, then. A challenge. You wish you'll be better, you mean.

[iuc]

[useless-stoners-deactivated2013]

Aight. It’s called Parkour. 

I promise we won’t get killed. 

[stapledclitcampbell-blog]

Parkour? As in that jumping and flipping shit?

Ems, you best keep your promise. 

[useless-stoners-deactivated2013]

Eh. It’s a surprise, remember? 

[stapledclitcampbell-blog]

Well, I thought it'd be nice to know if this is something that'll get us killed, yeah?

[useless-stoners-deactivated2013]

I’m calling the guy right now. 

[stapledclitcampbell-blog]

So, uh, what are we doing?

[useless-stoners-deactivated2013]

I’ll make you stay. 

[stapledclitcampbell-blog]

If you insist. 

[useless-stoners-deactivated2013]

You’re not gonna regret it. 

You’re forced to come. 

[stapledclitcampbell-blog]

If I detest it that much, don't expect me to stay.