Just Keep Smiling

Good morning, Desert Bluffs! And good morning to any not of our sweet, innocent until proven otherwise town. I am an intern at Desert Bluffs' radio station and am just happy to answer any questions you may have, and up to any chatting! If you have some extra human flesh lying about, I'd be glad to take it off of you. No need for something like that to go to waste.

[nightvalescience]

staplegunvanessa found the lab

[staplegunvanessa]

Oh, that’s to bad! But at least you try! The only time I can hear Night Vale’s is in our radio station, and we have much better signals there than any small radio can get you.

[nightvalescience]

Once you finish up in Night Vale, you can hear our show all you want if you come to Desert Bluffs! Kevin is such an amazing radio host!

Yeah. It’s always nice to hear about what’s going on outside of Night Vale. Not that it happens…well, ever. 

I’ll keep that in mind. Though I do rather like Night Vale’s radio host…

[staplegunvanessa]

Aw...would that be because any particular reason? I mean, yes, there are differences between Cecil and Kevin, but are you referring to any special reasons why you prefer him?

[alephsin-deactivated20140730]

[askkevinfree-deactivated2014021]

oh no theres two of them

[desertbluffsontheair-deactivate]

"I do not know what I am telling you, but I’m doing so none-the-less."

[desertbluffskevinfree-blog]

Kevin R. Free has been described as a ‘sex symbol’, and that symbol is an interrobang ‽

[horny4icecream]

[castield-blog]

oh god the head canon that carlos only realized how much cecil cared after hearing his reaction to the bowling alley incident on th e radio  kilLS ME 

[staplegunvanessa]

Giving this a try.

I was intrigued by your audio clip, so I wanted to give it a go! Provided, my microphone isn't as good, but I though I'd like to try out the differences between our Vanessas!

[alubenket]

certainly much drier than it should be. (merged)

[internvanessaorherdouble-blog]

HAhAHAHAa

[staplegunvanessa]

R̬̤̖̤͖U̦͙̟̮͉DE̮̖̘̲̮̱͈, just plain R̬̤̖̤͖U̦͙̟̮͉DE̮̖̘̲̮̱͈ See if I let you borrow anything of mine! Just where is your Desert Bluff spirit, Vanessa?  Oh, should I say other Vanessa?

[internvanessaorherdouble-blog]

I am NOT the other.

[/ Her hand clenches on her stapler gun as she moves to circle the Other Vanessa ]

You are no worse than HIM.

I’ve lived through everything, survived everything with My. Mind. In. Tact.

[/ she smiled viciously ]

Where’s yours? Or has it been swallowed up by dear lovely Strexcorp? Can you think for yourself, Vanessa? Or should you even be called that. Whats your serial number? I know you have it, it’s ingrained on your skin like any good Desert Bluffs citizen, isn’t it? StrexCorp wouldn’t have it any other way, it would be terrible to lose one of the spares wouldn’t it, Vanessa?

[staplegunvanessa]

*she makes a tutting sound at the other* Dear, dear, Vanessa, you really don't seem happy. What's the point in life if you're not happy? Speaking of which, we both know how unavoidable it is with Strexcorp. And why would you want to avoid it? It provides our lovely town with everything we need! Our resources, our goods, our identities! It would be awfully mean to deny them what little they demand in return!  *Keeps the other Vanessa in sight as she moves around her*

Why don't you show off your serial number first, hm? Now come on, you know this is silly. *steps toward the other Vanessa with her arms outstretched. * Come on, Vanessa. L̴̪̯͇̤e̺͓t̡͉͕͉'̵̳͚͕̖s͖̰̭̜ͅ ̻̙͠h̫͇u͚̳̭̙̻g͔͍͖͈̟̟͎ ̺ͅị̰̬̹̗̙̲t̟̘͈ ̬o͖̥̩̻̩̟̰͘ṳt̮̤̟̥̤̳̱!̨

[nightvalescience]

staplegunvanessa found the lab

[staplegunvanessa]

Oh, yes! Desert Bluffs is an amazing place! You should visit it sometime! I’m sure we have some stuff that would interest a scientist like you!

Oh, are you the scientist I hear about whenever I get to hear the Night Vale broadcasts? We don’t get them often in Desert Bluffs, but when I stay late at the radio station, we sometimes pick it up!

[nightvalescience]

Oh, uh, maybe after I’m done researching all that Night Vale has to offer. There’s a ton here for me still. 

Yeah. The one and only. I try to pick up the Desert Bluffs broadcasts, but it never really works. I’ve been meaning to work on the radio, but I haven’t gotten around to it. I think it’s broken. It only picks up Cecil’s show.

[staplegunvanessa]

Oh, that's to bad! But at least you try! The only time I can hear Night Vale's is in our radio station, and we have much better signals there than any small radio can get you. Once you finish up in Night Vale, you can hear our show all you want if you come to Desert Bluffs! Kevin is such an amazing radio host!

[staplegunvanessa]

You know it’s rude to put a place down from rumors alone.

Come on, give Desert Bluffs a try!

[nightvalescience]

I just don’t feel like giving a blood sacrifice today! Sorry!

[staplegunvanessa]

Hm, another time then? Thursdays the line is short, usually. 

[staplegunvanessa]

If you want nature, Mr. Scientist, come to Desert Bluffs! We have some unusual stuff come in by the tumbleweeds! 

[nightvalescience]

I’ve heard things about Desert Bluffs, Vanessa. No thanks.

[staplegunvanessa]

You know it's rude to put a place down from rumors alone. Come on, give Desert Bluffs a try!

[nightvalescience]

staplegunvanessa found the lab

[staplegunvanessa]

Wow, you’ve lived in a lab for that long? I’ve lived in Desert Bluffs since I can remember, as everything I remember is Desert Bluffs!

I don’t know, it feels like your lab is missing something, but what should I know? So if you have a lab, that must mean you’re a scientist! 

[nightvalescience]

Well, not actually lived in a…never mind. Oh. You come from Desert Bluffs? Is it nice over there?

Nah, not really. Everything’s right where it should be. You’re very good at deductions. 

[staplegunvanessa]

Oh, yes! Desert Bluffs is an amazing place! You should visit it sometime! I'm sure we have some stuff that would interest a scientist like you! Oh, are you the scientist I hear about whenever I get to hear the Night Vale broadcasts? We don't get them often in Desert Bluffs, but when I stay late at the radio station, we sometimes pick it up!

[internvanessaorherdouble-blog]

HAhAHAHAa

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hAHAHaHAHAhahaHAHAHAhahahahahahahAHAhhAHAhaHAHAhAHA

[staplegunvanessa]

That would look great with a necklace! 

[internvanessaorherdouble-blog]

S-STAY AWAY FROM ME!!!!

[staplegunvanessa]

How rude! I thought we could be friends!  If you hand over that staple gun, I can show you what I meant by a necklace!  It would look great on you, really.

[internvanessaorherdouble-blog]

[/ Flat out HISSES at the other woman ]

You will not TOUCH what is MINE.

[staplegunvanessa]

R̬̤̖̤͖U̦͙̟̮͉DE̮̖̘̲̮̱͈, just plain R̬̤̖̤͖U̦͙̟̮͉DE̮̖̘̲̮̱͈ See if I let you borrow anything of mine! Just where is your Desert Bluff spirit, Vanessa?  Oh, should I say other Vanessa?

[cecileofnightvale]

We have /plenty/ of nature!

[nightvalescience]

…no you definitely do not. 

[staplegunvanessa]

If you want nature, Mr. Scientist, come to Desert Bluffs! We have some unusual stuff come in by the tumbleweeds! 

[internvanessaorherdouble-blog]

HAhAHAHAa

HAhAhAHAhAhAhAHHAhhAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA

hAHAHaHAHAhahaHAHAHAhahahahahahahAHAhhAHAhaHAHAhAHA

[staplegunvanessa]

That would look great with a necklace! 

[internvanessaorherdouble-blog]

S-STAY AWAY FROM ME!!!!

[staplegunvanessa]

How rude! I thought we could be friends!  If you hand over that staple gun, I can show you what I meant by a necklace!  It would look great on you, really.