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Devin / Lost In Thought And Forgetting Everything (a life's story)

[star-austin]

I had a dream last night,

I had a dream last night that I found her again, but this time it was backwards, she found me, and I just fell apart in her arms, I felt a heat in my chest I thought I forgot, like words caught in my throat that meant the most to me,

I had a dream last night that I finally proved myself to the people that mattered, that I wouldn't have to worry about being hated by them.

I had a dream last night, but it didnt make sense. When I opened my eyes I havent seen her since

[mondobrains]

[star-austin]

(Party hard by Andrew wk plays in the distance at a dog park)

[showerthoughtsofficial]

A politician’s income shiuld be based on the median income of their constituents. That would give them a direct incentive to improve the lives of the people they represent.

[herhmione]

oh my god i really don’t wanna be the person to do this because i love uptown funk but it’s actually really really problematic…. like it’s awful and idk I feel so bad for liking it. I can’t really explain it that well but here is a detailed explanation. idk why we can’t just have nice things

[levesque]

i just loss so much respect for bruno wtf

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

this breaks my heart

[prehistoricmancunt]

[fullpraxisnow]

Math proves that capitalism sucks and that capitalists are greedy.

[brosefvondudehomie-deactivated2]

So he gave millions and you gave $40 and feel like you’re doing more?

[pebbleofgod]

[star-austin]

This.

[porterr-robinson]

[anzozi-everywhere]

[tvheadfalls]

what i wanna know is how captcha technology went from having to type in a barely readable code, to just. clicking a button. how does this tell you im not a robot. can robots Not press the big funky button

[tvheadfalls]

[capitalist-realism]

I know this is a shitpost but just in case you don’t know, it actually tracks the way the cursor moves. Bots can click it instantly and moving in a perfectly straight line, people take a few milliseconds to react and move the mouse imperfectly. If the computer’s still not sure whether you’re a human or not, it makes you do the 3x3 photo grid thing I never seem to get right

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

Humans best feature: our wiggles.

[tathrin]

Are you telling me that the reason I always have to do that fucking photo grid thing is because I am too good at moving my mouse??? Like, robot-good?

Fuck’s sake.

[tigerator]

[star-austin]

I see,

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Our lives would be a lot shittier if we didn’t have the butthole-clenching reflex

[star-austin]

I S T h a t s o m E so r T OF P U N

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Having telekinesis sounds awesome, but realistically it would mainly be used to turn off the light switch when you’re already in bed.

[star-austin]

So it's even cooler?

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

sexy plague doctor costume

[harpyhormones]

thats just a plague doctor costume

[star-austin]

@yukkiakemi

[earthpictureshere]

Eight Rainbows! WOW Lehigh Valley, PA [960 x 960]

[rigaya-deactivated20180901]

reblog for good luck 

[thespectacularspider-girl]

Leprechaun convention.

[bluegoo2]

Leprecon

[thespectacularspider-girl]

GODDAMNIT

[maxinbc-deactivated20210518]

One ticket for leprecon plz

[dennys]

Gather ‘round children and hear the tale of Pancakio...

Basically Pinocchio but instead it’s a puppet named Pancakio whose nose is a stack of pancakes and every time he lies it grows so Geppetto constantly forces him to lie so he can have unlimited pancakes.

[incelotd]

Today’s Incel of the Day is:

Minoru Mineta (My Hero Academia)!

[roachkillr]

[internetgf]

who did this