please watch this two second clip from santa clarita diet
mah shErbet.,, mah sp ᵒᵒⁿ
the transcription is 100% accurate and yet still doesn’t do it justice somehow

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$LAYYYTER
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please watch this two second clip from santa clarita diet
mah shErbet.,, mah sp ᵒᵒⁿ
the transcription is 100% accurate and yet still doesn’t do it justice somehow
Carrie Fisher, on writing (x)
An appropriate post for us, I think, on Carrie Fisher.
So say we all.
YOU MATTER (headers)
LIKE/REBOG IF YOU SAVE/USEENJOY AND DON’T REPOST
Hi there 😘
by BIBBY&co
Things that don’t make a person any less beautiful for having:
- stretch marks - acne - skin conditions - overbites - scars - body fat - eye bags/dark circles - mental illnesses - disabilities - low self esteem - speech impediments - trauma - a different gender than the one they were assigned - sex - to take medication - eating disorders
how does a pregnancy fetish even start
It’s conceived
my least favorite genre of posts rn is when people are like
"why is (group of people) talking about (positive or easy to digest thing) but not (related, horrifying violent event)??" "you know why"
there's a reason people talk about elliot page coming out more than they talk about the latest transphobic hate group in britain. there's a reason people talk about how to spot and avoid antisemitic memes more than they talk about your list of hate crimes committed on hannukah. its not because they don't care about those issues, it's because humans literally aren't equipped to handle the sheer amount of horror we're subjected to every day. don't guilt people for that.
I love Twitter bc everyone is dumb
Just pronouns in general
Are- are you trying to tell me "no one" is a pronoun? Is that what this is saying??
So if I choose to go by nobody/no one are those nemo-pronouns
i see through your tricks, odysseus
you know what fuck everything else I'm using nowhere/nowhere pronouns
Snow got me feelin some typa way 😳
That’s hypothermia fam
Damn the paramedics told me it was the magic of Christmas
*gets compressed into a cozy little zip file and quite enjoys it actually*
pokemon
oh my god they look like my stormy
so the duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand
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….then he waddled away (waddle waddle).. Til the very next day (bum bum bum bum ba ba dum)
certified iconic post
The Night Court on Twitter
Azriel:
Cassian:
Rhysand (On Feyre & Tamlin’s Wedding Day):
Amren:
Morrigan:
lets start using makeup and clothes to look worse
we’re really feeling this today. glad i dont hve to explain
Always trying to remember this 🖤