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segamascott

shencomix

pennywords

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alexaloraetheris

Oh, to be a little kitten who just got vaccinated and then taken to a high-end restaurant and tasted the best food the chefs could offer and then fell asleep in a basket.

babyfoxcollectionthings

zitasaurusrex

unrestrained summer fun

slutdge

"make an account to-"

irondive

fagcrisis

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

afurioushawk

Like, I don't even read the Romance genre, so I really have no skin in this game, but y'all's grandmas were so much braver. Today's Romance covers are so vanilla that nobody knows what they're even buying.

Meanwhile, there was no mistaking what your grandma was buying when she went up to the cash register.

#we have to get hornier NOW

lurker-no-more

Well … points made, lmao.

tatusiskra

bigboysdrinkmilk

mumblesplash

it’s so magical and beautiful that there are sprawling interconnected cave systems carved deep into the earth by various geological forces and you don’t have to go in them. there are miles and miles of stone passageways in total darkness that require you to exhale all the air out of your lungs to squeeze through parts of them and you don’t have to be there. some of these squeezes are underwater and require cave divers to take off their oxygen tanks and push them through ahead of them and me i am above ground looking at the sky as we speak. there are untold subterranean wonders no human has ever seen and i will not be the one to discover them #grateful #blessed