Baddest Boy In NYC

Alarms go off when I enter the building.

[flimflix]

[taco-bell-rey]

Anime Club (Dir. Jake Boss) 2009

[versacethotty]

[daisylongmile]

“I’m 24 years old and play this game with myself: buy myself something delicious for the weekend, blueberry muffins or flaky croissants, and forget it by Friday. Saturday morning comes and I am lucky to know me. I wasn’t born knowing how to love me, but I’m learning now; catching up for lost time between us. I keep the windows open. I play oldies throughout every corner of my apartment. I tell the dog how good it feels, at least for today, at least for right now, to be alive.”

— Schuyler Peck, Can’t Get Enough Of My Love (via schuylerpeck)

[ilovemusicalyy]

[heartbeatemoji]

i think this is literally my favorite tik tok it’s so fucking funny

[insurrectionary-frybreadism-dea]

[lambily-deactivated20200702]

What if I want to join a pyramid scheme? I don’t really want to finish college. Like I don’t see the issue

[speedlimit15]

[twilightisgaynow]

new high school classmate: so what’s your name

renesmee: renesmee

new classmate: that’s… interesting

renesmee: my mom was on crack when she named me

bella, sitting literally two seats away: 

[sangotori]

I’m so concerned that this post implies Bella and Edward will attend high school again with their own daughter

[twilightisgaynow]

youre goddamn right thats what im implying

[dstrybys]

the phantom: sing for me my angel of music!!!

9 year old me honestly believing i had both the vocal range and operatic stylings of miss christine daaé:

[iv-fischer]

if you still like chris brown you ugly

[cashesmith]

I’m ugly then 😐

[mrblookes]

you sure are girl!

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

[bandtshirt]

screaming at the discarded baby on the floor in the second pic

[997]

IMMM-

[dailypsychologyfacts]

How a therapy session actually works ;)

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

alexa 1: why are u worried if im interested in someone else’s feelings or not???

alexa 2:

[starbucksgold]

why were they collecting each other like that

[sightego]

im sorry this is so funny

[revolutionarytea]

Some guy in Ancient Greece, pointing at a perfectly climbable mountain: There are gods up there!

The rest of Ancient Greece: Sick, no need to fact check that 

[yslgirl-deactivated20180528]

[thinegar]

1993 Dolce & Gabbana Goddess Venus Corset Bustier Silk L/S Blouse Top $4,500

[thorgyorgy]

Do you even believe in God?

[that-twink-over-there]

My last 2 brain cells

[kscotter]

this is like 7 sucker punches in a row ☠️