If there's no food I'm going home.

I'm not suggesting that I want you back, you Park Slope narcissist.

[henryhadtherhine]

"We umm, we haven’t met. I’m Luce."

Imagine Me & You (2005, UK)

[halboy-deactivated20161005]

SSAW, 2015

[i-bet-you-wish-i]

Inspired by @secretdazedragon lovely "vampires are cats' posts and this iconic gif

[mothcub]

The truth is out there.

[labias]

[kendallroy-deactivated20210425]

i literally can’t stop laughing at this

[owlpuddle]

BEETLEJUICE: (exit, pursued by BEAR)

[agentromanoffsir]

some carrie fisher tweets to brighten your day

[whitepeopletwitter]

[izzypeazy-lemonsqueezy]

People giving the little girl money and not receiving the change:

[punkrock-bottom]

The little girl:

[rylandgraces]

The Road to El Dorado (2000) dir. Bibo Bergeron, Don Paul, Jeffrey Katzenberg

[imightbe-a-robot]

It's been 15 years since one of the best scenes of Doctor Who 😭😭

[delusion-of-negation]

[tardis whoosh]

"ahh :/"

[tardis whoosh]

"ahh :D"

[language-gremlin]

so weird how in english some words are really just used in expressions and not otherwise… like has anyone said “havoc” when not using it in the phrase “wreaking havoc”? same goes for “wreaking” actually…

reply with more, i’m fascinated

[espanhois]

these are called fossil words! here's a whole list

[amateurlanguager]

[romcommunist]

losing my mind at this

[sentrysvoid]

WandaVision dir. Matt Shakman | 2021

[escapekit]

The Pavement Surgeon Lyon-based artist Ememem repairs holes in sidewalks and walls with colourful mosaics. Ememem’s first mosaic dates back 10 years when he found himself in a damaged alley in Lyon.

[chicks1023]

[safitheartist]

That’s the human equivalant of the “sir are you aware you are a cat” meme.

[starwarsgraphictee]

I thought I was Jewish when I was her age but I was actually Catholic so when my Jewish friends invited me to give a prayer at his house during Chanukah and I recited “Our Father who art in heaven…”, my friend’s mom got on her knees and said to my face in a super soft voice, “Joey, I think you’re catholic not Jewish,” in front of everyone and I thought I was in trouble and I started crying.

[chekovsphaser]

I didn’t know church denominations existed, I just thought Catholic was the thing you called Christian people? (You know, ‘cause the Credo…) So I said I was Catholic and my mum was like “No honey we’re Protestants” and I literally responded with “What are we protesting?”

[sweetiepie08]

Well I hear this guy, Marty, wrote up a list…

[deadbeatmaker]

I can't relate to people who don't want attention on their birthday at all, if I go to work on my birthday and my coworker is like "hi how are you?" im like "im a birthday girl :)" immediately