NON-DISNEY CHARACTERS
Cale Tucker (Titan AE)
noise dept.
NASA
Interview Vampire Daily
taylor price
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Not today Justin
cherry valley forever
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Jules of Nature

roma★
EXPECTATIONS
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

blake kathryn

@theartofmadeline
Doug Jones
occasionally subtle
Fai_Ryy
One Nice Bug Per Day
Xuebing Du
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seen from Pakistan
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seen from Iraq
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@stardust-flyboy
NON-DISNEY CHARACTERS
Cale Tucker (Titan AE)
*wears a gay little scarf for a trip to a desert planet in case anyone doubts that I’m a homosexual spaceship pilot*
#if this ain’t their relationship and their adventures together
xeloverfreedom:
✧・゚:* And in that moment | I swear we were infinite*・゚: ✧
(...) There was also the fob fee of seven hundred and fifty credits for each of them, but Xel knew Joules had stolen that and more from the Sabacc game he’d upended back on Akiva. There were two other tasks, but until they had a sponsor to help them out with a promised seat, the other two were basically out of the question.
Joules shuddered as Xel described the destruction the Yuuzhan Vong left in their wake, and curiosity grew for what life had been like for the former slave. How had he survived under their venomous yoke? Joules respected Xel, and he certainly admired the Cilare, but that admiration grew quietly the more he learned about everything he’d endured, and the more he wanted to know about who the Cilare people were to begin with. Was this an inner strength attributed to his heritage, to his own self-preservation, or both?
“You survived,” Joules said, glancing up at Xel as he stepped closer. The pilot didn’t move away to claim space again. He didn’t mind the proximity, and he wouldn’t admit it, but he felt somehow safer with Xel on his heels like that. It was an odd feeling for someone so used to going at it alone. Still, Joules didn’t let that disarm him. He was still alert, and danger lurked in every corner. The fact that the airwaves were clear and there was no obvious space port to speak of meant that either they were being watched, or there was too much danger on the surface of the planet to really worry about anyone landing. Then again, Taris was supposedly an abandoned husk. Who would want to come out here unless they knew what lurked beneath it’s ruined crust?
As they stepped into the lift, Joules could practically feel the restless energy around Xel. “We’ll find another way back. Like you said, if we’ve gotta dig a damn tunnel, we will, alright? We just need to get down there. I’m sure we’ll find a stairwell or something that hasn’t been completely ruined. I mean, there had to be ways around a power outage, right?” At least Joules hoped so. Either way, he wasn’t forcing Xel to get back into an elevator like that, and quite frankly, he wasn’t a fan of it himself.
When the doors opened, Joules could feel the humidity hanging thickly in the air. He knew they were in the right place judging by the Guild logo on tattered flags throughout the corridor. The thickness of the air was dank and musty, and Joules was certain there had to be a myriad of mimbrane organisms growing fat on mold and sound waves. He made a mental note to try and find a few. They were cheaper than surveillance tech-- free!-- and not easily detected. Although he had to wonder whether or not Q’aah Yammka would eat them. That was a conversation to have with Xel later. Right now, he glanced down at his transmitter with a wry smirk on his lips when Xel asked how they planned to get a sponsor.
“Not relatives, exactly... But I know a guy.” Joules didn’t want to admit they were following his gut instinct. He couldn’t be sure it was Royce Ferno, but he’d recognized the signal and reverse-tracked it back here months ago. There was no telling if “Ace” even remembered him after all this time, or if it was merely his comm link that they’d find. His gut instinct told him otherwise, though. In fact, it was deeper than a gut instinct, but Joules didn’t want to get into how he suspected that feeling to have been the Force all along. He was no Jedi, and was only going on what other Force sensitives-- which Ace was certainly not-- explained to him over the years-- more notably in recent times.
Joules walked like he owned the place. Head high, shoulders straight, wide strides. A man on a mission who appeared to have been there before. He wanted to remove his sweat-dampened head coverings. It was difficult to breathe, but he didn’t want to be recognized. Not yet, anyway. Looking like he didn’t know where he was going was only prime invitation to get fucked with, and that’s not what they were here for, so he walked like hunter dropping by from some other system would. Thankfully, Xel didn’t seem to have a cartel bounty out for him. Crusoe clung to the sling around Joules’s back, beeping something at the pilot.
It might not be him.
“I know. Just a little further,” he said, glancing back at Xel briefly to make sure he was still on his heels.
Crusoe beeped again.
“I’m not gonna let ‘em scrap you, don’t worry. I’ll put a hole in anything that tries.”
The busy corridors seemed to stretch out forever was they walked until they finally reached a hovel with all sorts of spare parts on the outside. Joules felt his heart beating faster, but didn’t linger outside for long before pulling the shop’s tarp back and walking inside, beckoning for Xel to follow.
It was musty inside of the shop. The space was small, and the ceiling-- which was already low-- was crowded with dangling parts of varying types of machinery. From droid parts, to speeder parts of varying sizes and functions. Crusoe crowded the space around the human’s shoulders and neck, as though they walked through a droid graveyard. It smelled of metal and rust, but was somehow not as pugnant as the scents outside of the hovel.
“Relax, Cru,” Joules exhaled in a whisper, reaching up to pat the BD unit.
On the far end of the shop was a figure hunched over a cluttered workbench. There were several lights shining on his workspace, and the crackle of a handheld welding torch was audible. Before Joules could say anything, a gruff, baritone voice spoke up in accented Huttese.
"Jee not open oom-pairs todaee.”
Joules grinned when he recognized the four armed Ardennian’s voice. He didn’t care that the other wasn’t open for repairs today, that’s not what he was here for and spoke as much in his own perfect Huttese. Joules hated speaking in Huttese. It reminded him too much of his life in Dandoran as a little scrumrat.
“Jee 'sh not wata oom-pairs. Jee 'sh wata see old kikyuna,” he replied. “Or at least... I hope I can still call you an old friend.”
The welding on the bench paused, and the tinker sat still for a moment. Joules pulled the mouthpiece of his head covering down a little and pulled his goggles up to his forehead, not walking any closer, eyes glued on the other just ahead. The welding resumed, and Joules frowned slightly, taking another step forward.
“Ace--”
“I thought you were dead, kid,” the other said, setting his tools down and pushing away from his workstation. He turned the spinning stool around and crossed two of the four arms that each held some sort of spanner, wrench, or torch. He studied Joules’s bright-eyed face and the giant whose head was crowded with the spare parts that hung from the ceiling. “How the fuck’d you find me?”
“I don’t die so easily, mate. I’m more slippery than a lubed up silicone eel,” Joules replied, reaching for something that looked like a speeder lock cylinder and turning it over in his hands idly.
“Now where the fuck have I heard that before? Keep your sticky fingers off my merchandise, by the way. You still didn’t answer my question,” he asked, watching as Joules set the cylinder back down and took a step forward.
“You know the answer to that, or did you forget how to reverse track a comm link signal? Assuming you used what I believe was one of the Ganymede’s original comms.”
“I taught you too well,” Ace said, smirking and pulling his own protective goggles up to rest on his fleshy, grayish blue forehead. “I found the Ganymede’s transmission frequency and had to know if it was her. Didn’t think you still had ‘er, though. Not after she’d been spotted on Pyke territory recently.”
“Eh... About that...” Joules said. He had a... complicated history with the Pyke Syndicate. One he’d be happy to share with Ace over drinks and maybe a game of sabacc, but not right this second.
“Don’t tell me you work for that scum,” Ace asked, scrunching his nostrils a bit.
“No, no... They tried recruiting me, but. That’s a story for another time. Two stories, really... Some of their men did have the Ganymede for a minute, but... Anyway, it’s way too long to get into right now. I’m here for something else. I know you were trying to get Kran into the Guild. We want to be bounty hunters. We’ve got credits enough for our individual fees and for the first fob, we just need a spons--”
Ace dismissively waved the two arms that weren’t crossed. “Forget it, kid. I’m on my way to a nice, fat retirement. The less I have to deal with Pendragon, the better off I am, and I’m not gonna be responsible for you and some... what the hell even is that? A Phlog hybrid or something-- look, I don’t care what he is, but I ain’t playin’ babysitter for either of you.”
Crusoe jumped down from Joules’s shoulder and scanned the tinker, identifying him correctly as a 64 year old Ardennian male specimen, then proudly booped that Xel was in fact a Cilare and not a Phlog.
“Light’s sake, that’s a Cilare? I thought they were all extinct or somethin’,” Ace said.
“Pux Cartel wants my head on a pike. I can’t set foot on Coruscant without getting tossed in prison or worse by Imperial wannabes. They’re dragging my reputation through the mud and I can’t get a foothold back into the game. Pyke wants me, but I refuse to work with slavers, and quite frankly? Thieving to get by’s getting a little old. But more importantly... I need to find Kran, and I can’t do by myself.”
Ace’s tightly folded arms seemed to relax a bit, and a regretful expression washed over his features. “He’s gone, kid... there’s no way he survived that.”
“We don’t know that, Ace. For all we know, he’s a slave in some fucking mine somewhere with shovels for arms now, but I won’t stop looking until I find him or his remains. And you have to help me. Please,” Joules said. “He was trying to get out of the cartel when it happened, and you know it. Sponsor us and we’ll give you a cut of our profits for the initial bounties. Once we’re in, you won’t have to worry worry about us anymore and you can disappear off into the nether if you want to--”
“Alright, alright, for fuck’s sake. Fifty percent. Fuck me out of going into retirement and I’ll personally toss you into the incinerator furnace at Lotho Minor. I can vouch for you. But what about him? And what the hell’s he wearing?” he asked, tilting his head towards Xel.
Joules glanced at Xel and smiled. “Fifty?! Doesn’t the guild take a big cut, too? What, do you want me to walk out of this with chump change? Ten percent. And Xel? He’s wearing chainmail. Made it himself last night out of junk metal I had. He’s good with metalworking, I think. Armor at least. Either way, I vouch for him with my life. Xel’s my co-pilot and partner in this, and I’m pretty sure he’ll crush you before you have a chance to take us anywhere near Lotho Minor,” he said, bringing his gaze back to Ace.
“You really are a lightdamned Roscoe. Twenty and no less or you can forget it,” Ace replied, eyeing Xel curiously, then looking at Joules.
“Twenty. Deal. I also need a new scomp link for my BD unit. So when do we meet this Pendragon?” he asked, watching as the Ardennian pushed up from his seat, setting the tools down on the work bench.
Crusoe beeped, hopping towards Xel and jumping up, climbing the Cilare until he was perched in his broad shoulder comfortably.
“Fine. I should have one layin’ around somewhere. And before you get near Pendragon, you need to collect five bounties. You got a carbonite block sealer on the Ganymede?” he asked, raising his brows.
Joules shook his head. “No. Where can I get one?” Then remembering that they weren’t taking a lift back up to the surface, Joules asked, “How can we get back to the surface that isn’t taking that lift?”
“Alright. It’s gonna cost you, kid. But you can get one on the far end of the East Corridor. Patchi’s Cantina. There’s an old bulletin board outside, can’t miss it. Order a Garrmorl with Corellian brandy swapped out for Savareen. They’ll take you to the back. Don’t let ‘em sell you on some fancy one, all you need’s a basic block and five casings. You can get more casings later, but for your first bounties that’s enough. If they ask, which they won’t, you tell ‘em you’re there on my behalf. Got all that?” he asked.
Joules nodded. “Patchi’s Cantina. Garrmorl, Corellian brandy swapped out for Savareen. Easy,” he said.
“And one last thing... There’s a Dowutin down there rustling everyone’s jimmies near the fighting pits. Goes by Cong. Big game hunter. I’d be careful if I were you. Especially your giant friend here. I’m just sayin’ stay out of his radar unless you got plans to take him out. Which I don’t condone on record,” he said, the disgust in his voice audible. “Anyway, once you got what you need, come back and we’ll talk about getting you bounty pucks and an alternate route to the surface. You’re gonna need a transport to get that shit back up to your ship, but Xel here looks like he can lift an entire house, so... go get what you need, then come back and don’t go causin’ trouble, Roscoe. Hunters are hungry for a good hunt, and if you got a big bounty on your ass, and I shit you not, they’ll come runnin’ when they figure it out.”
Joules didn’t like the sound of that, but Ace seemed to be on board with this. He wondered if the Ardennian believed Kran to truly be dead, or if his curiosity was what sparked him into agreeing to be their sponsor. "Alright. Keep our heads down, get in, get out, get the pucks.” He nodded, giving Ace a two-fingered salute, then turned to go before the elder spoke up again.
“And Rosoce? Don’t do anything stupid.”
The stardusted pilot grinned, pulling his face coverings back up and pulling his goggles back down. “We’ll be fine! Don’t worry ‘bout us. We didn’t come all this way for nothing, Ace.” With that unshakeable swagger, Joules brushed past Xel, heading out back towards the alley’s bustling corridor that smelled of moldy funk.
Ace looked up at the Cilare, as if trying to gauge his intentions around the human pilot. “I mean it,” he repeated, quieter this time. “He thinks he’s untouchable, and that’ll get ‘im far, but the same was true for his father and look where he’s at. Don’t you get captured, and don’t let him get killed. He thinks he’s a hardened criminal, but he’s a good kid,” he uttered before sitting back down on his stool, turning around once more and getting back to his work. Crusoe, still perched on Xel’s shoulder, booped quietly and scanned the mess of parts all around them, as if committing them to memory.
ghostweeeb:
Has this been done yet??
-$$$ boi ft nicaise birb
Sexuality & Gender diversity headcanons: how public is your muse about their gender / sexuality / romantic attraction?
“Every system does it differently. In some, it’s considered a mating signal and an open invitation when they see you kissing someone,” Joules explained as he sat atop the boarding ramp while peeling the rind off of what looked like a deep red orange the size of a small melon with his fingers. The burst of sweet citrus scent wafted through the air in front of him as warm breeze stirred through, whipping his soft, stardusted curls out of his face. Kashyyyk was a beautiful planet, and there was nowhere else he’d rather be stranded waiting for the Guild to send spare parts. He rather liked these perks.
“So if you kiss my cheek it is an open invitation to others? I don’t understand,” Xel asked, looking quite perplexed as the smile grew on Joules’s lips.
“Sort of-- again, only in those systems. It’s kinda weird, so I’m careful when I’m in crowded places. The most dangerous part is when people see a clear bond and assume it’s a weakness rather than a strength,” Joules explained, inspecting the large fruit, now completely peeled. He felt the fleshy weight of it for a moment before plunging his thumbs into its navel and cracking it open. Drips of sweet juice dribbled down his wrists and splattered onto the ramp a bit, but that could be rinsed off later. He offered half to Xel and leaned into him a little.
“Joules, are you tired?” Xel asked, slowly taking the fruit and sniffing it with great curiosity.
“No.” He chuckled quietly and raised his sky blue gaze at the other for the briefest moment before looking at the fruit in his hands again. Now was as good a time as any to be honest with him. “I just... feel safe with you, Xel. Comfortable. I trust you. I haven’t felt like that around anyone else in a long time. I hope that’s okay,” he said, peeling off one of the luscious, pulpy pods and biting into it. The sweet, tangy flavors exploded in his mouth, sating both his thirst and sweet tooth. It was better than any regular orange he’d ever had, and not nearly as sour as the ripest grapefruits from Dandoran.
He never really had much of a chance to display affection publicly, but maybe he could begin doing so privately, if Xel didn’t push away. Joules had never been afraid to be forthright about his sexual attraction to people-- hell, during their first outing he’d been quite clear about his sexuality to Xel, but romance had been different. It was more personal. Honest. He was attracted to Xel beyond his physical appearance, and though he wasn’t entirely sure about it, he hoped the Cilare beside him could someday reciprocate. There was no rush on the pilot’s behalf, and no pushing. But sometimes, he couldn’t help small affectionate gestures that came naturally without him thinking about it. The lingering brush of their fingers over the HoloMap controls. Pats of affirmation. Holding a gaze for a few seconds longer than he should have. Shoulder nudges, and smiles that refused to go away. And currently, the way he was leaning into the giant beside him, craving for a massive, muscular arm to wrap around him.
🐇troye sivan
at the moment you want… (test) results: to run away
your heart at the moment desires to run. it's haunting, chasing you, booming louder. sometimes it's distant enough that you can handle ignoring it, but now, it's so loud. maybe you've tried to face it before, even fight it. you may have failed, or possibly succeeded, but you spared its life, and now it has returned. maybe you never fought it, and simply kept running. and now more than ever, this feels like your last resort. your mind is telling you that you need to run, to run, to run, faster and faster, to lose sight of this. to shake it, because you couldn't shake it before. but is that the right solution? will it really solve anything?
xeloverfreedom:
✧・゚:* And in that moment | I swear we were infinite*・゚: ✧
(...) A huge bronze careless hand waved a casual dismissal at Joules worries. “Where can you land on this abominable place, that’s easy to return to but hard to steal from? Now that I have a home to return to, I’ve no wish to have it stolen.”
As he shoveled breakfast down his gullet, Joules beamed with pride at what Xel said. He’d approved of the fact that Joules had been more commanding, even going so far as to say he reminded him of a Cilare war commander. For someone who didn’t often inspire reverence quite like that right away, it felt really good to hear. Xel took him seriously and didn’t dismiss him due to his diminutive size or the mouth that got away from him sometimes. Maybe Joules could continue to show Xel that he was more than just clever. That he too was strong, but in different ways. Joules wanted to know more about the Cilare before, but now he sought to pursue any nugget of information he could find beyond the limited catalogued data that Crusoe possessed.
Those thoughts remained with him through the hyperspace jump that would’ve certainly rattled the entire cargo bay if its contents hadn’t been secured. He could only imagine how the junk in the spare parts room had tossed itself like one of those fancy salads he’d eaten once in Coruscant. Maybe he’d get a chance to return someday and figure out whether Roscoe’s garage remained. He wondered what Xel would think of the creations he’d once had so much pride in building. It was still so new-- having another living, breathing being on the Ganymede after so many years of having spent time in this sanctuary alone. Because that’s what it was-- a sanctuary.
Outside, Joules always had one finger on the trigger of his blaster, and sharp blue eyes scanning for an exit. He always had a backup plan, and knew fifty ways to kill a man if it came down to it. Thankfully, it rarely ever came down to it. But on the Ganymede, he could set his blaster and his guard down, if only for a while. He was joyous, carefree self, apart from worlds he didn’t belong to and societies that didn’t want him. He was simply Joules Roscoe: a man who answered only to the stars.
And his ship and droid, ofcourse.
When Xel called the ship his home, Joules felt a surge of pride bubbling in his chest. Maybe Xel could find sanctuary on the ship as well.
As they neared the desolate, destroyed dump of a planet, Joules flipped a series of switches that minimized the vector map and maximized a topographic map. It began to shift as they entered the planet’s atmosphere, and the thick, dusty winds of Taris made themselves known. They’d arrived just as a dust storm did. A little turbulence shook the Ganymede as they pushed in, then more, and Joules furrowed his brows, aiming for the quickest way down so that dust particles wouldn’t clog the ship’s engines or batter down the still-functional right side laser cannon while he activated the shields.
Despite his concentration, he smiled when Xel seemed rearing to go, unafraid of whatever awaited. Joules hadn’t been afraid necessarily, just wary, but the bravado rubbed off on him, too, hyping him a little until he was ready to blaster anyone in the face who stood in their way.
“There. Looks like it’ll be a tight fit into that alcove in the rockface, but I can make it,” he said confidently. It was incredibly narrow, and likely only a few feet taller and wider than the ship itself. Had Joules not pointed it out, it could’ve easily gone unnoticed. “We’ll be right above the ruins of the Upper City,” he said, flipping several switches as they prepared for landing. “Brace yourself, this might be a little rough,” he said, scrunching his nose a little. Around the ship, a soft, electric hum enveloped the spacecraft as the particle shielding activated. There was a little worry that the ship would still get a few dents, but that wasn’t such a big price to pay if he could fix it himself. With Xel’s strength and a bit of bribing, they could easily hammer out said dents in the durasteel frame, or fashion new panels with duralloy.
Crusoe quickly climbed back on to his dock on the dash, and locked himself into place, giving a long, drawn-out beep of amusement as the ship began to decelerate, still approaching the ground at an alarming speed, considering the wind gusts. The Ganymede drifted to her side, and Joules narrowed his eyes, doing his best to see through the dust storm. Sensors on the ship began to go a little haywire-- too close to the rocks, and headed straight for a collision into the stone-- but Joules quickly shut them down and kept pushing until darkness enveloped the ship once more. The Ganymede shuddered as it slid in, and there wasn’t nearly as much of a shaking throughout the ship as he’d been expecting, and another wave of relief washed over his face as he finally exhaled.
“Like a fucking glove,” he said happily, gazing out as the dust storm continued to pass outside of the alcove. “Alright. Thankfully, no one will see her in here, and we can easily get away,” he noted, looking up through the cockpit at the area they had to work with. Even if they were chased, the Ganymede could easily fly up high enough not be boarded, and they could make a clean exit. He didn’t need much space to jump back into hyperspace, after all.
Once the ship had finally landed, Joules unstrapped himself from the seat, powered down, and marched out of the cockpit towards the cargo bay’s rear entry. Blaster belt? Check. Blaster-reflective vest? Check. Credits? Check. He stopped in front of a locker, punching in a code that opened the door, then pulled out a head wrap and a pair of piloting goggles. If they had to walk on the surface of this damnable planet, they needed protection.
“Grab whatever you need, there’s more headgear in here,” he called out to Xel above the noise of the rushing winds outside. “And one of these. Just in case we’re separated,” he said, holding out a small device that looked identical to the one that occupied Joules’s forearm above the wrist. “There’s more sophisticated shit out there, but I haven’t really had a reason to get any until now. So... maybe we could look into that.” Once his face was covered, he slung the bag over his shoulders, and pushed the button that threw the ramp doors open. It almost felt like the last time the two had been in a position not so dissimilar. Only last time, they were pretending to be raiders. This time, they weren’t pretending at all.
There was an eerie silence throughout the planet once the dust storm rolled on. There was no wildlife, and the only remnants of civilizations past were crumbled ruins of twisted steel that were once buildings. Those buildings had once stretched up to the skies in a proud ecumenopolis that eclipsed anything Coruscant was today. There had been suffering here. He could feel it in his body, as though he were a conduit of it, and had he not been wearing head coverings, Joules was sure his hair would stand on end. A Jedi would know the disturbance in the Force, but Joules didn’t know what that meant. He could only feel it and do his best not to fear it.
"There,” Joules said, holding his arm out so Xel could see the image on his communicator. His screen was half black, half red with a white mythosaur skull in the middle of it. He then pointed to a tattered flag with the same symbol on it. “That should lead us underground and into the city. Stay alert,” he said, ready to finally get right down to business.
Crusoe hopped down from where he’d latched himself onto Joules’s backpack, then scurried forward to slice into the ruined elevator’s control panel. It wasn’t long before the large, metallic doors groaned open, and Joules peeked his head in. He stepped inside and tested the sturdiness of it, then Crusoe followed, analyzing the space before giving an approving boop. “Alright, here we go,” he said, beckoning Xel to walk in with them. It was safe enough for now.
The elevator shuddered, then began to slide its way back down. It felt like minutes, and Joules could feel a shift in pressure around them. The air became warmer and denser, but after a while, they finally slid to a halt. When the doors opened, a ruined, small, but still populated underground city of activity welcomed them.
Sci Fi Diner by Jamie Jones
If your character was forced to eat one thing for the rest of their life, what would they choose and why?
Joules would hate to have to eat ONE thing for the rest of his life, but if he had to choose, it would likely be the shuura fruit. They’re yellow and cream colored, with a sweet and juicy flavor (somewhere between a peach and a pear, with the tartness of a plum). They’re great to eat as a dessert with sweet cream, or cake, but they can also be used to bring flavor to savory dishes, especially when grilled. Joules especially likes the ones from Naboo, as they’re the biggest, sweetest, and juiciest ones. He doesn’t usually keep them around, however, because they go bad very quickly, and he’d hate to see them go to waste if he didn’t eat them right away.
xeloverfreedom:
・゚: *✧・゚:* And in that moment | I swear we were infinite
(...) The droid made known it’s firm disagreement, beeping and booping faster and faster with excitement of this seemingly unheard of new development before resuming an encore performance with Crater.
Joules had quite a lot to process. Not only had this holo-creation now infiltrated the Ganymede’s mainframe thanks to Crusoe and Xel without his knowledge of its capabilities, but now he had to look over his shoulder anytime he undressed and brace himself to see whatever abomination that was. He wondered exactly WHAT Crusoe had shown Xel, and although several things came to mind, he certainly didn’t have an inkling of the content Crusoe had actually shown the Cilare.
After finally getting dressed, Joules headed towards the Galley, picking up some kind of musical notes foreign to him. But then his nose picked up the scent of something burning, and he hastened his pace. His usual, casual stride broke into a sprint as he followed his nose and then skidded right into the galley in time to see Xel’s breakfast nearly burning. Just as he came in, he overheard Crusoe’s beeping, and his nose scrunched briefly, not that either of them could see.
That thing wants to fuck me. Why? Why would Xel give-- Oh... OH.
It clicked in his head that maybe Xel thought it would please him, or that maybe he was even a little bit desperate to sleep with someone, which wasn’t the case exactly. Joules wouldn’t mind it, but certainly not with a holo. And certainly not one with a freakishly large appendage. Joules opened his mouth to speak, but then caught what Xel said, and a big grin spread on his lips. He covered his mouth, not wanting to laugh at the other’s proclamation that it was, in fact, supposed to help him ‘wank off’, and that it had fallen in love with him instead.
Joules cleared his throat and entered the galley as if he’d heard nothing. “Try lowering the heat, so it doesn’t burn,” he said, quickly reaching over to lower the temperature, then giving Xel a pat on the back.
“Crusoe, stop antagonizing and make yourself useful. Set the vectors on course to the Taris system. We’re jumping right after we eat, so get everything ready,” he said, interrupting Crusoe’s littler performance.
CR-8R-- Crater-- turned with excitement to see Joules and began attempting to wax Bothese poetry at him, but Joules held his hand up to stop him, then stood straight wish shoulders squared. He brought his hands behind his back, looking quite in charge for a moment. “If you are aboard my ship, you will need to carry out duties. I’m surprised Crusoe hasn’t briefed you on this before uploading you to our mainframe, what is your name?”
“Master Joules, I am called--”
“You will not call me master, you'll call me Captain Roscoe, like you did before.”
“Captain Roscoe, my apologies. I thought I had displeased you. I am CR-8R, but you may call me Crater. I am here to fulfill your every fantasy--”
“In that case, it is a great fantasy of mine to organize the cargo bay by size first and alphanumerical order. Crusoe will be more than happy to help you as soon as our course is set. I would like to be left alone with Xel, and you are not to enter my quarters without my explicit permission, is that understood?” Joules was firm and unwavering in his commands, and Crusoe knew he meant business. He quickly beeped and skipped past Joules, the tik-tak of his steps disappearing off towards the cockpit. The forlorn gaze in Crater’s eyes wasn’t lost on him, but he knew it wasn’t a real person. If there was a holo-man in his system, maybe he could find good use for him, and maybe even rework his code to act as some kind of deterrent or security system. But those were thoughts for later.
Once the galley cleared out of all but Xel and himself, Joules’s posture relaxed and he was himself again. “I think we can find a good use for him. I never thought to upload a holo-person to the ship’s system. Unfortunately for him, his... nether dimensions are too big for my liking,” he said honestly with a small smirk on his lips. “Although I do have a preference for people bigger than me, so you weren’t too off base with that.” His sky blue eyes turned to the pan. “It’s scorched, but still edible, it looks like. Let’s eat so we can head over. I’m excited to stretch my legs a bit, and I bet you are, too,” he mused.
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After breakfast, Joules helped clean up the mess, although the smell of scorched blue milk would remain for a while, but he wasn’t too worried over it. It’s not like he hadn’t burned food before himself.
He beckoned Xel to follow him to the cockpit where he jumped right into the pilot’s chair and began the jump sequence. The black, star-speckled expanse of space before them began to shift, and blue, swirling light surrounded the Ganymede. It felt seamless and almost like the ship itself wasn’t moving, although it was.
“You’re gonna wanna strap yourself in for when we jump out,” he said with a smirk on his lips. There was a whirring sound all around them as the light turned into an electric blue, black, and white vortex, swirling before them for a couple of minutes before Joules shifted gears. “Here we go!”
The swirls stilled and turned into long, vertical lines that came at them quickly and suddenly halted with a sonic boom, and the Ganymede lurched forward slightly. Joules laughed quietly, feeling his insides tickled by motion. Jumping through hyperspace was an adrenaline rush he would never get tired of. “Here we are,” he said, his eyes trained ahead as the view of the ruined planet filled their line of vision. A few curls fell over his face, but he didn’t seem to notice, too preoccupied with watching the vector map for any interference. “We land in a few minutes, then we go straight for the guild before anyone tries to fuck us over. I’d rather get the fob and go to the market than have to blast everyone in the face for a first meeting, I dunno about you,” he mused with a soft grin. “You okay?” he asked, glancing over towards the Cilare. It was only Xel’s second hyperspace jump on the Ganymede, and Joules knew that not everyone had that same love for it that he did.
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・゚: *✧・゚:* And in that moment | I swear we were infinite
(...) Yep, all job plans and contingencies and looking ahead, that was just what he needed now. Not remembering visions of Joules writhing in ecstasy, that pale smooth chest drenched in sweat, or worse wide blueblossom eyes glazed over from exhaustion and very healthy doses of erotic bliss.
Joules blinked, simply admiring Xel’s handiwork. It’s not that he hadn’t thought him capable of molding metal in such a way, but to have done it with nothing but his work bench and what Joules thought had been a pile of junk-- despite being high quality, very useful junk-- was quite a feat. It looked shiny and new, and while it did cover Xel’s body, Joules could still make out bronze from beneath it.
Listening to Xel, Joules felt the excitement in his voice and the sense of achievement. The Cilare drew closer, and Joules felt his heart beating a little faster at their new proximity. Instead of retreating back to compensate, Joules scooted forward until he was at the edge of the bed, sheets still in place, although he was no longer clutching them. One hand came up, then the other, palming along the durametal links at Xel’s sides and rounding his hands to the front. He gave the metal a few hard, testing tugs, listening to the faint clink of the chains, and felt its durability. His blue eyes trailed down, almost involuntarily, but he forced his gaze back up.
“This is amazing, Xel. I had no idea you could turn scraps into something like this. You think you could make me something like it, too?” He hadn’t ever really thought about wearing something like that to keep himself safe. It was almost better for him not to have one, with how agile he needed to be in some situations, but if they were getting into the bounty hunting business, he was bound to need more protection, if worse came to worse.
Xel asked if Joules had received his present, and Joules had to think for a moment if he was forgetting something. Holoprojections? He hadn’t seen anything on the holomap, and was wondering if Xel had uploaded something new, perhaps some maps or data cards. His stance was the bigger the better, and that extended to quite a lot of aspects of his life. Little did he realize exactly what Xel was talking about.
He didn’t reply immediately, too preoccupied and once again distracted by Xel’s presence so very, very close to him. He noticed the way the Cilare looked away, busying his hands with straightening the chain mail that needed no primping, and he wondered if Xel was feeling a little embarrassed. Joules pulled his hands back slowly and smiled at the other’s question, forgetting momentarily just how acute Xel’s sense of smell was, and exactly what that keen nose was picking up. If he knew, he’d be the one shifting in embarrassment.
Xel then straightened, as if getting back to business, and it was almost a jarring shift from the excitability he’d had moments earlier. Joules couldn’t help but quietly admire the way he stood tall and strong, ready to take on the whole world if need be. “We’ll make Taris in a couple of hours. I just need to get up, get ready, and eat. Then once I’m back in that pilot’s seat it’s only one jump away until we’re in Taris’s orbit. I trust you slept well, or were you up all night with that?” he asked with a teasing smile. His index finger reached out to poke Xel’s stomach playfully, and almost as if that had been a command, a flicker of blue light appeared in the room. Joules caught a glimpse from the corner of his eye and when it fully materialized, he jumped up from his bed, instinctively reaching for his hip, but he wasn’t wearing his blaster. He still wasn’t wearing anything.
“AAH! Who are you?!”
“ɢʀᴇᴇᴛɪɴɢs, ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ʀᴏsᴄᴏᴇ. ɪ ᴀᴍ ʜᴇʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀɴᴅ ɪɴᴅᴜʟɢᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ғᴀɴᴛᴀsʏ.“
“What the fuck is--!?”
Crusoe booped happily, seeing their creation come to life. It was a man, taller and broader than Joules, with short, spiked hair and hazel eyes that would have reminded him of Dandoran tea, had he not been too busy realizing he’d dropped his blanket.
“What do you mean it wants to fuck me?!” Joules asked bewildered, his eyes wide as saucers as his gaze shifted back to the man. He narrowed his eyes and reached down to scoop up his blanket, swiftly wrapping it around his middle.
Crusoe booped again and Joules relaxed, breathing easier. It wasn’t an attack on the ship. It had been a gift. Xel’s gift.
“O--oh! THIS is what you meant by-- I see... Oh my god, is that his dick!? I thought it was a-- Oh my stars...” He had to remind himself that it was just a holographic projection, and that it couldn't actually impale him with that thing like a spit roast. He wondered exactly what had gone through Xel’s mind to make him think THAT was desirable to him, but he pushed past those thoughts.
“I um... Hey. Yeah, you’re dismissed.”
“Do you not wish to be pleasured? Your elevated heart rate and mild arousal--”
“YOU’RE DISMISSED, GOODBYE, THERE’S NONE OF THAT HERE.”
The projection looked a little dejected, but he gave Joules a seductive stare and a little wave. “Just give me a call, and I’ll be ready to indulge in your every whim, captain.”
“GOODBYE!”
Joules took a step back, feeling his back push against Xel, then he pulled back with an apologetic look on his face. “I need to put some clothes on. And then eat.” Then he rubbed the back of his neck and snorted, looking up at Xel with slight embarrassment. “Guess we’re even now.” Now they’d seen one another naked, although in less than ideal circumstances. Joules wrinkled his nose a bit, but tried not to dwell on the fact that he felt very self-conscious and small next to the hulking Cilare that stood behind him now that he was reaching for one of the lockers with a fresh change of clothing in it.
“So, Taris! Once we’re there, we’re getting the fob first, then picking up supplies. There’s bound to be a fuckload of swindlers there, and we can’t afford to risk losing all the credits we’ve got for it. The rest we can get credits for with sabacc, or maybe you could get into a drinking contest, or we could find any small errands that need to be run or... who knows. We’ll figure it out as we go,” he said, going off into a tangent to distract from everything that had just happened moments ago. “That sound good, mate?”