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@stareintosolinvictus
What the fuck you looking at? Keep scrolling.
Remember that you kinda like watching my things get stolen. As a fact you know hardware glitches, Magus was never a sweet soft moon child, and remaining upset over some missclick on youtube doesnât make you edgier, harder, more mature, more prepared to hurt people, or more in touch with your sexual preference for assault. It should unlock Leon for Smash Melee, but that would mean I was wrong about you having anger control problems.
The dolphin is not your friend, it, they, she is only posting in emp retarded feels binary to take advantage of your insomnia. Something like a self important edgelady , sheâs rather simply instigating your suicidal urges to screw you out of making choices for things you enjoy. Iâll give you some examples.
Guess Leon Kowalskiâs play style, if you can!
Youâre not having a contest over raging out at faggots in denial on YouTube, youâre waiting for somone to permit you to be in control. Now for lateral positive thinking.Which I assumed you wanted because of all those *ahem* creative game mods. I donât intend to make a play of horrible bullshit videos like a certain artist trying to tell everyone how suicidal he wants you to stay.
Trigger Warning: I donât consider myself knowledgeable about attack on titan.
If you wanted to ask about the specifications for how to put a spacestation out of gundam around the moon Titan youâd have a better time here. Now apparently, with your social goldfish attention spans this needs to be spelled out.
Especially the skeleton crossing guard who eats gummi vitamins at the Mexico border, where several very flighty broads are waiting to be flagged through.
Class is out, this is sitting in the theatre room having lunch after having kicked over the vending machine. Pay attention, to what, Iâm typing. Especially the cleft lip insecure gangster wannabe with the Shikamaru complex but lazier. This is what how it bee, âdawg.â
Disclaimer: I havenât watched DB Heroes thirty one. But Oozaru Kakaroly kills Cloverfield a half hour into the movie, leaving Skynet MechaGodzilla to carry the film. An ugly directing choice, and that out of the way!
Since Fuu is now the focus character, we start with an Okami sort of situation. But suddenly a mysterious presence alerts our understandably depressed main antagonist(?), and from the pants leg to the dress shirt to the buttoned vest, posing dramatically like a filler character having a good day without Majin Buu to hold his hand and walk him somewhere itâs Colonel Sanders Jelly Vegeta. Not alone either. Heâs drafted quite a few people to his side, mostly every character you like that you thought âIâ killed with glitched scr
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button press on YouTube. On a day numerically specifically a holy Wildcard. You impossibly silly lass.The tournament of Power was years and years and years and years ago.
And so Fuu picks himself off the ground, pockets a bag of highly abstract seeds, and looking alike to a prize boxer with that draped over him, walks with our Shmoozing Saiyan Doppelgänger and listens to an offer he really canât refuse.
*silently agreeing in neopolitan animal crossing*
Reed
Fun challenge, send these gaggle of dorks some questions about Ecco the Dolphin, time t
ohe lad between posts afterward. Meanwhil, on the part of Facebo
ok not overtaken by Pepto Bismol drinking Deadites from the 60âs who still wonât put down the baby hieroglyphics and take the doctorâs medicine in recommended dosages.
Some people have been vocal, probably off planet, about too much Gookog and Veecheeto, Iâm apologies, Goku and Vegeta standing in for other characters. Know that while more important things are needing to be done, and part of this chickenscratch metanarrative, I have filed your concerns. So, Fuu is making certain to watch his manners around Team PB&J.
Oh yes Riddel, if you have to suffer through all that trauma and keep a presentable face, shouldnât everyone else too?
So we have Yamcha at home, or an old thieves hideout, or Kame House, thoroughly engrossed with his phone. Whatever may he be watching? Really thatâs up to the dubbing team. Maybe heâs using a few Sherlock Holmes Hardcovers to test his posture. Knock on the door itâs Chi Chi and Tien. Piccoloâs been moody, and wonât talk to anyone he did the Tournament arc with. Well he did get a slap on the back against the Egyptian cat god, maybe itâs up to him? Cue a drive, with multiple fender benders, to Taco Bell.,.Pilaf in a robot suit working the drivethru.
They drive to wherever, could be the middle of nowhere, Iâm not in the mood for twitchy dramatics. Odd peopleâs energy signatures have been showing up, and heâs tightlipped about something. Something Something Ribrianne â this is how the white race goes extinct.â Cowabunga, thatâs four onscreen characters! Pizza Time!
You can already hear the Luna Eurobeat playing, because itâs kinda an automated feature!
Weâre working towards a Goku and Vegeta coma arc, try to cooperate without starving a man to death because standing in the corner because of your bratty attitude isnât working for you. It means more âother charactersâ. That and mood swings.
Hello Feiying, yes I do have an interest in Science Team Gatchaman.
âŚin personnel, please come to deli bakery please
Iâve always wanted to try living at Walmart. Seems self re-inforcing. Anyway, I got more in me.
Sooooooo the entire thing WOULD REQUIRE finishing the â365 Days of Taoâ and âThe Deaths of Taoâ, using the tumblr version, which I know other people have picked up on. The entire multi-episode set up would be a positive excuse to decompress the plot of âWrath of The Dragonâ. Yes I read the first weatherbeaten copy of âTwilightâ during a stay in an insane asylum. Heh Lum. Iâd suggest using the Multiverse Team write it, if I still trusted the FelRench.
Where before a lot of Mel Brooks references would have been needed along with a ridiculous amount of Tekken and Virtua Fighter still and animated shot comparisons as well as on the ground reports from people in less constitutionally founded territories , we can use Braille readings of the D.C. riots and ask anyone whoâs been in one since the mid-eighties. A bumper crop of social unrest.
Looking at you Bulleta.
Even when I⌠uh anyway! The whole thing, including previously mentioned cameos are a lead up to this being Master Splinter Turtle Senninâs story arc. Also during this chaos Moloch Sensei shows up but it is Injustice Prison Uniform Morro.
How we proceed with this was already written as easy mode by the fellow who did the non-YouTube Quest Sixty Four strategy walkthrough first person fic, reshuffle some names of places and things and there we go. Have some fun leaving things Celtlandish due to the âRoom of Spirit and Timeâ a
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places from a few other classics. Let the Southern Hemisphere boys roll for magical dramatical bullcrap.
The Boss Villain of the âarcâ is one of the Spice Boys masquerading as an angelic version of Bulma, or Bulma, or original Trunks with a friggin Halo, but the need to dramatically bite into the fruit from the cover of âMidnight Sunâ. Those things arenât toxic but the give me blood vessel problems like I got smacked a jab to the nose.
Back when I was just released from that nuthouse on the panhandle after a year long stay, I wrote up some interesting prompts on my home computer. Thatâs incidental. While in the nuthouse for that monotonous year, someone passed me a small object with appeared to be a diamond. Youâd be astounded the clarity a gallon of chocolate soy milk and an entire bottle of menâs vitamin gummies give you. When I got
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I had it appraised. The contrarian motherfucker who looked at it said it was a cubic zirconium, I didnât throw it away, but Iâm certain that whoever took it along with my personal Mac found out that fingernail sized gem was worth what, $$100,000? Or where you admitting one hundred karats? Do you know what that would have made possible in my hands after my slovenly and probably dead Fargo Faygo chugging roommate left allowing me to get it re-appraised? You impossibly stupid uncle fucker.
Timelines.
âYou like me shoving the card in you dirty McDuck cumdumpster!â
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Ah, this is quite a sight to beholdâŚ
A bright-yellow sun rose high over the land of Clancer, its rays shining down upon the vast, open landscape. Morning dew sparkled on the various trees and plants dotting the landscape as the sunâs rays shined down onto the forest. Birds chirped in the trees and flowers swayed in the wind as butterflies darted from one petal to another. Hidden in the light of the morning sun, a massive house-like structure was held aloft high above the planetâs surface via three huge rockets. Two long blade-like structures, connecting to huge green spheres, stood erect on the brick-red roof of the aircraft. Yellow as the sun it was basking in, the entrance of the aircraft was adorned with a face-like image consisting of two glass circles and a silver elongated triangle.
Inside the ship, an elderly man was silently staring out a closed window in a small room right by the entrance. The man had a stocky build, with a round belly and a thick, white beard not unlike that of Santa Claus. Round glasses adorning his face, he wore a white lab coat and green bandanna tied tightly on his head.
Gosh, Iâm bored⌠the man thought, shaking his head, I came to this planet to unwind, and I canât even leave the shipâŚ
Theo shifted his position and stared out the window, hoping to see his robot return soon. Outside he saw the beautiful landscape of Clancer; the bright, clear sky, the rolling hills, the vibrant green grass and trees that seemed to stretch for miles. Dotting the landscape were block-like temple structures with holes and grooves craved into them. Images that resembled a ghostly face adorned the structures, giving them a slightly quieting look to them that sent chills down Theoâs spine.
As he stared out to the beautiful scenery, a rising feeling from his gut beckoned him to venture out into this new world. âAnd yetâŚâ he sighed as he made his way back to his seat, âMarina told me to stay here âtil sheâs done scoutingâŚâ
With that, Theo let out another sigh as he sat back down. Hours has elapsed since he had last seen Marina. He had spent most of the time tinkering with his gadgets and nick-knacks he brought with him, watching his stories on the shipâs intergalactic television, and had eaten most of the remaining food in the supply storage room. All he could do now was sit and wait for his robot, Marina, to return from the scouting.
Gosh, Iâm getting tired⌠His eyelids grew heavy as he tried to stay upright on his seat, a huge plush pillow. Perhaps I should take a nap⌠until Marina comes back, anyway.
Suddenly, an odd laughter pierced through his drowsy state, and in a flash, Theo shot back up whipping his head around in alarm.
âHuh?â he uttered in confusion, âI have visitors already?â
âDarth Of A Salesponyâ
Try try again Alistor. Maybe we zigged where we should have zagged.
>On the plus side, I bullshitted him into the high-rises ._
Holding his hands up, he slowly trudged over to the entrance of the ship. Thoughts raced through his head as he walked ever so closer. âWas it Marina?â he thought, before shaking his head. âShe couldnât have been back this early. It canât be the locals, either; if my calculations are correct, I should be over five hundred feet above the planetâs surface!â
Reaching for the handle, he slid the door open, revealing that⌠no one was there?
âHuh?â He poked his head out the window, flitting his eyes to and fro. âWhere did they go?â
âBANZAI!â
Before he knew it, a strong blow struck his face, sending him flying back in the floor of the room.
âWâŚWhat the heck was that?â he screamed, furiously rubbing the back of his head. âMarina, did you do tha-!â
Just before he finished his sentence, a figure ran into the room. Theo turned his head to see the figure standing in front of his table
The red đ leader put a hand to the side of his (it's)head. "Oh sorry, what was that?" he said smugly. "Here, let me help you with that!"
you will when ray moo comes to smesh
Your dadâs thought of the day.
"Chi-chi has moment as president where she considers where to hide Picollo's weed knocked out body before remembering that you can just capsule people, awww yeeeeaaaahhh."
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BTFBMeZ2dHA
Yes Raharu, I'm pretty much always serious. Your little friend isn't autistic, they're under way too much pressure. Much Belgian chocolate my synthoid, how is iX? Because no matter what, you refuse to accept I'm not really disbelieving you, or I wouldn't bother writing this.
Honorable Suicide Choof Lineup
Paper Street Renegades
"Revanche can be bon, but don't get carried awaaaay~."
Has anybody else picked up on the possible Happy Hotel = Garden of Eden symbolism yet or am I the only one obsessing over it
I mean
LOOK at all the Eden symbolism this motherfucker can fit
apple
More apples
Two apples
Three apples
An apple AND a snake
Like yes, Lucifer + the Magne family might have owned this hotel, but surely there are some sort of decor limits, even for Lucifer/the Serpent of Eden himself.
Additionally, if you listen to Alastorâs radio feedback during his intro scene - when heâs tempting Charlie to let him help with the hotel - there are very distinctive noises that sound less like static and more like hissing. (21:36, 23:25, particularly sounds like hissing/a rattlesnake, which wouldnât be impossible or OOC, considering heâs doing roar sound effects moments before.)
As in, snake hissing. Like the snake that tricked Adam and Eve out of Eden/Paradise by tempting them with the Forbidden Fruit/Knowledge? And what is Charlie trying to do, if not create a Paradise within Hell itself in order to rehabilitate sinners and bring them back to Heaven?
All Iâm saying... is that Al is sketchy as fuck
FOUND Y(Ĺ)U Â A G A I N.
âFull on panic, ruffled feathers, can you spot whoâs stalking who, itâs not so simple nor so easy when the crippled can better trail you. Get in gear, get in line, shoutouts towards your homies seem just fine, donât like a group then pay *the toll or pay that fine* if itâs group think exclaim â all mine !!! â el oh el or kay ee kay (though in his day they said âschwayâ ) so just bet it youâll not regret it (power drunken sluts swell with energy they canât control) though I caution, Iâm not this ĂRedditĂ!â
The public record is about to experience a small scratch against itâs vinyl, sssshhhh the holy council turns a winking eye towards chaos they find favorable, remind you of anyone weâve met before. Fashionably late is better than never, and learn to tell the difference between dead and undead.Â
*ahem*
Excuse me, while you were coming up with this post I was busy months ago concentrating on a fourchan thread click count that would have unmade this entire chain of events weeks ago. So while you ignorant SIMPLETONS insult Cobra Commander, Kanako, Sehkmet (Nazaa), K a b u t o (??) and all the way back and I mean *back* to the covered turbin on Prof. Quirrels head, you can tell A24 that the Earth just cracked way open in Ponylife, so theyâll need to redraw the maps they storyboard this mess with, and it shouldnât be hard considering they use a  random Diablo II map generator to do the work for them.
Now, this will be a post in progress for anyone playing along, point of order READ THIS HASHTAG.
Upcoming: THE WORLD BOOK ENCYCLOPEDIA ISSUES 2, 13, 10 & 18
Q. Is there a connection between anger, irritability and fatty acid levels? FIND OUT ON THE NEXT DRAGONBALL âΊüĹââ˘
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My impression is that itâs not the alcohol itself that causes memory loss (itâs the same stuff Suikaâs been drinking the whole time, after all), but that Miyoi has some kind of power over people who get black-out drunk. So since Aya never passed out Miyoiâs power couldnât do anything to her.
Or something along those lines.
gorls đ
I knew it I knew I knew I knew it I knew I knew I knew I knew I knew I knew it I knew it I knew it I KNEW IT!
R: 26 / I: 6âśExecution: Videos of people being executed with guns.
WRONG. When you use the undo button in paint in order to clean up an error before saving your work, unless the action is related immediately to the previous action before a save, it will NOT delete the previous brushstroke action. So if the question mark was deleted when I had to realign the second small bottom text, that can ONLY mean that all those wifi interruptions and lags my PC experienced were the online equivalent of King Crimson doing his thang. Ergo, the lines of code that made up the paintbrush program for the Apple OS were TAMPERED with, allowing one small change upon a course correction to go unnoticed, thereby setting off , AS USUAL, the more sensitive forsaken denizens of the internet because even if they KNOW ITâS WRONG they lean on pattern recognition to be socially sane and stable in this toxic EMP environment. Doesnât matter what he used to do it, quantum computing, simple hacking, or ALIENS the perpetrator intended to incite unrest through an innocuous error that would seem innocent at first but blow up into something Stormageddon Craig Harrison levels of STUPID because he or she is a chemically dependent psychic who just happens to run off of other peopleâs misery like some I DONâT KNOW psychological equivalent to a hoodlum off the streets taken to stereotypical levels of RAPSCALLINITY in order to cover for the psychological damage a life of cocaine derivative addiction caused them and the gender issues that it would insure later in life like a bio chemical addiction. AND ONLY ONE PERSON I KNOW IS CUTE ENOUGH AND UGLY ON THE INSIDE ENOUGH TO PULL THAT SHIT BECAUSE HE HATES PEOPLE OF ARABIC DESCENT.
And he idolized ONSLAUGHT from the 90â˛s so he fixates his psychic talents on cancer positive women in order to play them like puppets and get them to do his dirty trolling for him. Like that bitch Beth ( no relation to Bethany from Dogma) I am BLAMELESS, heâs been playing evil Xavier to my Magneto since were kids. Unfortunately, my interest was in Andrew. If you wanted to fuck that back cute stuff, I have a phone number and you have a secretary. That arrow you see up there, THATâS THE COLOR OF NICKEL, FOUND IN SOYBEANS.
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You may now precede to write him a receipt for the honor of SUCKING MY DICK AFTER A CANDLELIGHT DATE A THE LOCAL FAIRE. *insert Bayeux Tapestry memes from YTMND*
Third post in this chain upcoming tonight, if you know what I mean! ( Do you?)
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âThat ainât the facts chief.â
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^^17573926 love Caprice she went from a little shy girl having a hard time holding a mouthful of cum without gagging to a beautiful slut shamelessly giving blowjob in the backroom of porn conventions thatâs a success story if Iâve ever seen one
âIâm waiting for you, please come pick me up itâs getting a little dark.â
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**17574131$$ you could get more reactions if you used the word âniggerâ in some capacity. Maybe as a stereotype. Tick some more boxes, know what Iâm sayinâ?
âTruly, we were, we ARE the Elements of Harmony, principles and all.â
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&&17571586 I like to give my wife body shot or cum on her tits sometimes. Its nice to do something different.
âBlue Crescent Moon, the name of a member of the werewolf clan, but also the rival ofâŚ.â
Source: animatedtext #Everything i say feels like itâs bottom text to people-#blue #wordart #transparent #gifÂ
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17574368<< >Lol I canât read so youâre wrong._ Itâs not an insult to be âless intelligentâ because the White version of âintelligenceâ is worthless. Whites are âintelligentâ thus freed the slaves out of kindness. White intelligence is the most disgusting and subhuman trait you can possible have. Intelligence is cold, calculating and sadistic. Intelligence exists to serve as a means to an end to gain advantage. White âintelligenceâ is the opposite of this. White âintelligenceâ is a means to an end to lose an advatnage and subject yourself to masochistic sucide. White intelligence is delusion which causes the to pursue fruitless tasks. If Whites were âintelligentâ they would understand that allowing the Jews to have a monopoly on the press is a threat to their own civilization. If Whites were âintelligentâ they would understand the history of Africa and understand that attempting to civilize the Negro is a largely fruitless endeavor. If the Africans sought to become civilized through their own natural volition, the Africans would have developed civilization through their own merits. That being said, the Africans never did develop civilization, despite being exposed to civilization sporadically over the course of 4,000 years. The issue with White âintelligenceâ is that it is idealistic delusion, rather than intelligence. This idealism creates moral anarchy. It allows every antisocial menace to society from A to Z, from the Anarchists to the Zoroastrians, to live a life free from persecution, despite these people being a plague upon society, an illness which must be cured to prevent civilization from dying. Morality is the mortar of a civilizaiton. White âintelligenceâ produces moral anarchy. White âintelligenceâ is the antithesis of civlization to a greater degree than the black âstupidityâ because White âintelligenceâ does far more damage to civilization through suicidal idealism and altruism than black âstupidityâ could ever do through impulsive violence.
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>>17574408 >Can you understand the flaw in your logic? _
According to science âBlacks are intelligent just as much as cross-dressing men are women.â Do you truly believe cross-dressers are âreal womenâ? If not blacks are not âreally intelligent.â These statements are from the exact same source of âlegal truthâ, so take it with a grain of salt. This is what Iâm saying. This is all Iâm saying. I hate Whites more than any colored person could possibly fathom. The Whites are inherently flawed on the mechanical level. The blacks may hate the Whites because of what they look like or what they do on the outside. This is much like hating a car because it looks a certain way or sounds a certain way. I hate Whites because the genetics of the White race, the mechanics that produce the actions of the White race, are so inherently flawed that they exist as the antithesis of civilization and are the most dangerous threat to the human race. It is the suicidal idealism and delusion of the White race, this âdeny reality if it is worse than your fantasyâ bullshit, this âI deserve what I want, even when this is harmful to society as a whole.â entitlement, and these sorts of idealistic bullshit notions that âAll people are magical, special, and importantâ. This sort of wishful thinking is the shit that kills civilizations. Things like civil rights, idealism, and humanism are the same thing to civilizations that the other White delusions due to White peasants, things such as anti-vaxx, Karen-hood, socialism, and all of these forms of destructive baseless entitlement. These same sick White afflictions have plagued the race for centuries. The Founding Fathers were the original Karens, who demanded âmore rights, better treatment, higher wagesâ and every other ridiculous delusion which every Karen entitles herself to. The founding fathers were driven by the idea that âMankind is superior to God, and as men, we have a right to assert our own demands above the demands of God.â
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##17572174&& White Chicksis a 2004 American comedy film directed byKeenen Ivory Wayans. It starsShawn WayansandMarlon Wayansas two FBI agents who go undercover as two white stereotypical rich âBeverly hill type teensâ to solve a kidnapping plot. The film was theatrically released in the United States on June 23, 2004, and grossed $113.1 million worldwide against a budget of $37 million.It received mixed reviews onMetacriticand was nominated for fiveRazzies.
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>>17574518zz You realize that this point is no different than just calling me a nigger? You can put a new coat of paint on the word nigger, but that doesn't make it any more of a valid rebuttal.
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Donât you wish this was a Kid Icarus Letâs Play right now?
Bombs had no sound in performance test 1 of Immaterial and Missing Power. It was added in performance test 2.
âMââ, if you can consider me Cain, then Iâve got some wearisome concerns as to where âAbelâ has gone, and I donât mean the original Desperado sitting on all that money.â
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âFor Kanakoâs sake I refuse to accept that as an answer, thatâs too nitpicky. I may as well pull your Sniffit costume out of mothballs and start burning âDDâ onto peopleâs front lawns!â
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âI assumed it was quantum division and re-entanglement.â
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âGet L on the case, Iâm putting a team together to stop those SCP nut jobs before they accidentally on purpose all of us before we were born. If I donât come back, consider my P-illips+CDi collection and Gamegear as your overdue birthday presents. Floor boards under the attic above the garage are for when you finally get Rin drunk, not if you will.â
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â He knew, and thatâs why they kept jumping the gun whenever they saw that classic anger build up behind his eyes, judging a person for rage like that is a step in the direction of self defeat, much like a medical conference not founded upon getting tipsy and random level playthroughs of Brutal Legend.â
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âYouâve got Relena, just donât go painting the town red while Iâm gone!â
âGood to see you, ClarsteâŚâ
âThe dumb jokes have gotten older than your groups accrued phobias about inadequacy, stop staring at mathematical representations of 2d hyper objects like theyâre going to give you permission - if you want that, I have an unopened box of quantum uncertain pizza on my kitchen table thatâll do the same job. I know youâre insanely drawn to eat pizza when you start having panic attacks, and I also know that Gal Dukat is your least favorite Deep Space 9 character, so let that sink in along with your morning meditation about ââobsessive compulsive disorderââ and maybe youâll appreciate people who donât have all the time in the world to finish the BASICS. Your masturbation classroom subject, RM!â
P.S. âI believe youâre free to make your own decisions this year, so stop scumming on the bio-wavelengths for affirmation, you outgrew the toaster kin phase didnât you? Oh, apple juice this morning for breakfast, you must be feeling a little shaky! Talking to the implant, btw.â
>not your worst fear, just your insecurities about being a Bayformer production model_
P.P.SÂ âWhat was the significance of Gate picking up a fractal circuit board representative of?â
=+>*glitch*
Banner:âWhere are you right now Tony?â
Stark:âWorking undercover as a baggage handler at the airport, the one across from the strip joint, over in the Southeast part of town.â
Banner: âHow is that possible?â
Stark: âA quick shave, some silly putty and facial masking synthetics on the cheekbones, a pair of contacts and a voice modulator courtesy of S.H.I.E.L.D.â
Banner: âNot what I meant but alright.â
Stark: âOh you mean the business?â
Banner: âYes, thatâs it exactly.â
Stark:â How can business not be booming, itâs a nudy bar by the airport, I stop in for drinks and to talk to the DJ in between tracking our targets coming and goings internationally. Work hands on, keep your eyes and ears somewhere else, literally with me.â
Banner: âTony, not what I meant, how is the business still up if youâre on sabbatical doing charity work for shield? Stop fucking with me for a second here.â
Stark: âI like to think of it more like daydreaming in math class. And thereâs a constant influx of customers with jet lag, youâve met those ladies you couldnât ask for a better start up business model.â
Bruce: âYouâre avoiding the question billionaire industrialist son of Howard Stark.â
Stark:â Iâve been having all my conference calls routed into the earpiece here, Iâve been mumbling orders to the board of directors while memorizing flight patterns and tossing fragile luggage none to gently into the back of birds I could probably rebuild  with a skeleton crew of mechanics. Everyone here thinks Iâm deaf or talking to myself. Pepper takes anything else at the front desk.â
Bruce: âI was almost expecting a life model decoy in a suit! You donât sound like youâre having any fun with it.â
Stark: âThatâs because Iâm not, but globe trotting and working at the office just seemed like it was wearing me down. You should know what happens to people who experience job dissatisfaction for too long right?â
(........)
Bruce: âAny leads on our perpatrator? Seems a little small time to catch a thief.â
Stark: âItâs all the little clues adding up instead of world ending threats, itâs a pleasing change of pace, you should try it. Good off hours. *bites apple* He has a thing for a certain exotic dancer at ye house of debauchery and big knockers too, probably a contact?â
Banner:â Oh good god I know that tone of voice, youâre telling the truth, you could not bullshit me with that could you?â
Stark: â5 minute warning, when you find out what sheâs called youâre going to have to sit down and stare at something for awhile, itâs too bizarre to makeup. Get this, masked chatroom themed dancer, every return flight he goes to see - and Iâm airquoting for you here Dr. Banner - (âTemistress23.â)â
Banner:â.... that was the sound of my brain making the blue screen noise. Iâm going to go sit down for awhile and consider that.â
Stark: âFind a nice window to stare at, use one of my prototype repulsor gloves and play skeet shot with the collection of AOL discs Fury keeps in the cardboard box behind the lounge mini-fridge.â
Banner: âYou are certain? Youâre serious?â
Stark: âAs a sheer heart attack.â
Banner:â I was expecting AC/DC, oh god damn it.â
Stark: âAt least itâs not Guns and Roses, far too over referenced these days.â
Bruce: (muttering)Â âDonât piss into the wind they said, why didnât I listen?â
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In the interim, letâs head back to the adventures of a group of mistaken protagonists on a manmade island chain/ subcontinent somewhere between Madagascar and Micronesia and find out whoâs who and whoâs Gatsu been keeping a picture of on his coffee table in the supply closet across from the teachers lounge: Wolverine may or may not be appearing in this story.
Before you get the idea to excuse hurting anyone else and making us all look worse in front of E.T.
Or fimfiction, while I write up a little more from your frustrated (thatâs cute) babblings online, because we should all be in Taiwan by now. Holy fuck, Is someone setting off Raharuâs PKE meter? Letâs find out in chapter ????: Ms. Moxy so Socksy is Foxy! Itâs a working title.Â
Editors note: Thereâs no actual such thing as 3rd eye sarcasm, Don Quixotism is merely the early stages of self awareness catching up so it looks like easy going misanthropic invinciblism. It just becomes more pronounced with every extra billion on the population scale. Try blood today, itâs not like youâll live otherwise! Or knew what you were doing beforehand with all that homicidal identity crisis. Oops, spoiler alert.
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