*points at the nearest zombie* I’m gonna punch it.
[punches you first]
[Gets offended]
[Punches back]
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@starfishdad-blog
*points at the nearest zombie* I’m gonna punch it.
[punches you first]
[Gets offended]
[Punches back]
*points at the nearest zombie* I’m gonna punch it.
tarananananza:
poses
poses
Oras into the wind
Who want to see my new oc?
jonathanthelarge:
starfishdad:
hairbunsandsin:
starfishdad:
I’m never leaving
dad pls…
Jolyne you don’t understand
I can’t believe my own great great grandpa would betray me like this
teatime-prince:
starfishdad:
I’m never leaving
(places a teacup in the water and watches it sink)
……. Fuck
[Watches teacup float by]
Bye...
hairbunsandsin:
starfishdad:
I’m never leaving
dad pls…
Jolyne you don’t understand
20thcenturyfucko:
starfishdad:
20thcenturyfucko:
starfishdad:
20thcenturyfucko:
starfishdad:
[Runs down the beach in flip flops and a snorkel] Who’s ready to learn about the ocean
can i fight the ocean
I’m not saying y’can’t but I’m not telling you y’should
>:O IM FIGHTING THE OCEAN
I’m not sure what you’re trying to do here pal
[shoots the ocean]
DO NOT SHOOT THE OCEA N!!!!!
teatime-prince:
you’re like me. but hat
Also I actually have shoulders
I’m never leaving
teatime-prince:
starfishdad:
teatime-prince:
starfishdad:
teatime-prince:
this is true vaporwave
Absolutely
we should get tea sometime
Tea?
did i fucking stutter
[Raises hands in defense]
No, just wondering why me?
babeowoof:
wheres my partner
the one i lost yesterday
and lost again today ??? WHoops
Runs to with a beach ball
You’re my partner right?
fuckhandsmcmercer:
starfishdad:
fuckhandsmcmercer:
FUCKIN COOL + SWAG IM GOING TO EAT THAT SHIT
wait don’t eat those
why not B(
Because they’re fish
fuckhandsmcmercer:
FUCKIN COOL + SWAG IM GOING TO EAT THAT SHIT
wait don’t eat those
20thcenturyfucko:
starfishdad:
20thcenturyfucko:
starfishdad:
[Runs down the beach in flip flops and a snorkel] Who’s ready to learn about the ocean
can i fight the ocean
I’m not saying y’can’t but I’m not telling you y’should
>:O IM FIGHTING THE OCEAN
I’m not sure what you’re trying to do here pal