He-Man and Skeletor do some Dirty Dancing

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He-Man and Skeletor do some Dirty Dancing
He just sits his ass down on all those buttons that could or could not be firing lasers into space
If we canât invent a touchscreen that recognizes an ass-dial by the 24th century, we really have no business being in space at all.
True Fact: LCARS is designed to recognize your butt, and only fire the phasers if your butt is authorized to fire them.
I wonder what would happen if Dudley grew up in the wizarding world but still as a muggle? like kind of reverse AU where his parents are dead and he has to go to Lily for whatever reason? do you think he would become bitter like Petunia about magic?
Lily remembered her sister, how there had been a time she was curious and delighted about magic, before it slowly sank in that she could look and not touch.
The last thing Petunia had said to Lily before she died was a chilly goodbye, ending a holiday dinner where theyâd had a shrieking row in the entryway. Petunia had said freak and Lily had hissed better than this, better than this being my whole fucking world, Tune, do you even see yourself, are you happyâ
And now here was Dudley Vernon Dursley fussing himself to sleep as Lily walked the halls of the Godricâs Hollow house. His tiny soft hands with their tiny soft fingernails curled under her chin, the same way Harry always had.
She passed James, who was gently bouncing his way up the hall the opposite way. âI think heâs asleep,â James mouthed over Harryâs tousled head. His hair was the same mess, bent down to peer at his sleeping son.
Lily stopped where she stood, her nephew heavy on her chest, her husband smiling, her sister buried. âJames,â she said. âHow are we going to do this?â
âOh,â he said. âHey. Donât you cry, youâll start them offâ unless you need to cry, I mean, you go ahead, hey, sweetheart, hey, itâs alright, you just let it out.â He stepped forward, shifting Harry gently to his other shoulder, and pressed his forehead to hers. âWe tuck them in, okay, thatâs what we do next. Then we go to our own bed, okay, and go to sleep, and when we wake up itâll be a new day.â
âA new day,â she said. âAnother dayâ James, thatâs theâ Iâm so tired.â
âSo letâs sleep. Itâll look better in the morning,â he said. âAnd if it doesnât look better this morning, itâll look better in the next one.â
âYou promise?â
âBetter than that. Iâll show you. Every day,â he said and kissed her cold forehead.
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Dudley had not shown up on the Pottersâ doorstep with the milk bottles. Lily had gotten a phone call from the landline she still had installed in Godricâs Hollow, about an accident, and she had gone down to the Muggle police station to identify the bodies.
The cupboard under the stairs was filled with spiders, broomsticks, and the sewing machine Lilyâs mother had given her when she married Jamesâ thatâs all. Dudley slept downstairs. Uncle Remus taught Dudley and Harry to knock out coded messages through the wall their rooms shared.
In the backyard, beside a rickety porch and an ambitious hedge, James taught them to flyâ first on little tot brooms where their toes brushed the grass the whole time, then out of the barrels of practice brooms James used for lessons and coaching Little League Quidditch.
When the boys turned ten, five weeks apart, they both got shiny new Nimbuses on Dudleyâs birthday (which came first), and a set of enchanted Quidditch balls on Harryâs, to share. The Bludgers were enchanted to be very kind but Dudley spent long afternoons whacking them far afield while Harry chased the Snitch at his back.
Harry had a scar on his forehead, like a jagged bit of lightning. Dudley had no scarsâ the car crash that had killed his parents hadnât touched him where he sat strapped into a car seat in the back, chewing on a stuffed dinosaur toy.
Lily did not believe in lying to the children. She was bare years off being a child herself, and spare moments on the far side of a war. When Dudley asked about his parents, she told him there had been an accident. She pulled pictures off the shelf and wrote Petuniaâs old university friends for more.
Photographs came by mailman, the images still and unnatural to Dudleyâs eye. Every day heâd gone out to play, for years, heâd been waving at the picture near the back door of his aunt and uncle on their wedding day, and they waved back every time.
âShe was very clever,â Lily said. âYour mom liked to know everything.â
âAnd my dad?â
âVernon liked⌠cars?â James offered. âThatâs the word, right, Lily?â
âI didnât know him very well,â Lily said. âHe liked drills, I think; he worked for a firm that made them, and he talked about that a lot.â
Dudley brushed his thumbs over the dull edges of the photos. When Lily went off to Auror headquarters the next morning for work, James bundled the boys up and took them on an impromptu invisible tour of Grunnings Drill Manufacturing Inc.
They tiptoed down halls and past water coolers and ringing fellytones. They held hands under the Cloak as they dodged around the machines on the manufacturing floor, thumping and pounding and whirring away loudly enough that Harry and Dudley could whisper to each other under the noise. An elevator took them all the way up to the top floor. Harry whistled cheerily and eerily along with the elevator music while the Muggles slowly edged toward the doors and pressed floor buttons lower than theyâd originally wanted.
There were boxes and cabinets and folders and desks and staticky monitor screens full of numbers strewn in endless grids. âMerlinâs knuckles,â said Harry, who was seven and a half and rather proud of this expletive. âPeople can look at this all day, their whole lives, and not die?â
âWork is hard work,â said James.
âAt least mum gets to curse things.â
âBut my dad liked it?â Dudley said, peering at a white board that was bleeding enthusiastic marker. âThereâs a lot of things, here. Maybe he liked knowing things, too.â
When the boys asked about the scar on Harryâs forehead, Lily and James looked at each other. âYou know how sometimes we sit with Uncle Remus and talk about a war?â James said. âOr with Ms. Amelia or Mr. Mundungus.â
âMr. Mundungus is kinda smelly,â Harry said helpfully.
âItâs not nice to say so though,â said James, and Lily made a face.
âAre we raising them to be nice?â Lily said.
âIâm trying,â said James.
âYou talk about a war,â said Harry and shrugged. Dudley nodded.
âThere was a very bad man, in those days,â said James.
âVoldemort,â said Lily, and James made a face.
âHe was so scary a lot of people donât like to say his name, even now,â said James. âAnd he was coming after us because we had been fighting against him, in the war. He came to the house and he tried to hurt you, Harry. But it didnât work. It hurt him instead, and gave you that scar.â
âIs he going to come back?â said Dudley, who was paler than his normal pink.
âNo oneâs heard of him since then,â said Lily.
âWhere were you?â said Harry, because all his life they had been right there.
âOh,â said Lily, but her throat closed up.
âWe were at Dudleyâs mum and dadâs funeral,â said James. âOur friendâ our friend Sirius was watching you two. The bad man, he came to the house. He. Well. I.â
âSirius died,â said Lily, one hand squeezing Jamesâs knee and the other reaching down to brush hair off Dudleyâs forehead. âYou lived, Harry, and Voldemort vanished. And thatâs why sometimes people stare in the streets, baby.â James tweaked Harryâs collar absently.
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Two days after they had buried Lilyâs sister, the Potters had stood together in the first chills of November and buried Jamesâs brother.
Sirius had been burned off the Black family tree years before. Lily and James had talked to his cousin Andromeda, to Remus, and then they had laid him to rest in the Potter family plot. At the wake, theyâd told old jokes about squirrel breath, shedding, and manâs best friend. Remus had fallen asleep on their couch and stayed for a month.
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It took a two hour row with HR for Lily to get two passes to the Ministryâs Bring Your Kid To Work Day.
âHeâs a Muggle.â
âHeâs not,â Lily snapped. âHeâs family.â
She had to get permission, sign a million forms, and she also had to take the boys in early so that Dudley could get smothered in the spells that would keep the Anti-Muggle wards around the Ministry from activating on him. âIf a Muggle stumbles in somehow, they just see a funny-smelling supply cabinet and turn back around,â Lily told Dudley. He nodded and dragged Harry off by the wrist to go look at the fountain.
The windows were pouring sunlight into the underground roomâ the maintenance workers had just gotten a win on their contract negotiations and had banished the grimy rain-spattered windows of the previous weeks. The light hit the falling water, the golden statues, and the small excitable crowd of Ministry dependents who were gathering in the atrium. Dudley was fishing about in the fountain for Knuts to toss back out again, elbow-deep, and Harry was laughing and coming up with weird wishes to make on them.
Lily hadnât said son. Sheâd said family, and that was true enough, wasnât it? She didnât say sonâ she had a son, and she had a nephew, a ward, another child who came to her after nightmares and scraped knees. It was not less, it was just words.
Lily worried about stealing more things from Petunia. Tuney had shrieked at her, in ladiesâ restrooms and suburban foyers, had hissed at her in grocery store aisles and family dinners, because Lily got everything. And now Lily had her son.
Lily could just imagine itâ could just see Petuniaâs face twisting and chin stabbing at the air. You could have anything, and you took my sonâ my son!
âYou left him to me,â Lily whispered, but that wasnât quite right. âYou left,â she whispered, and that wasnât quite right either, so she strode off toward the fountain to ask the boys if they wanted to go see the Auror spellwork ranges. Dudleyâs sodden shirt sleeves dripped all over the Ministry floors. Harryâs hair fell down into his eyes and they both grinned bright enough to rival the spelled sunlight.
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I was recently interviewing the woman who founded Her Universe and we were talking specifically about women and geekdom. I asked about the rise of girls in geek culture and she very accurately corrected me: There is no âriseâ of geek girls. Weâve always been here. Girls are just as nerdy as dudes are. Ladies have always been interested in sci fi and fantasy and video games - we just donât talk about it a lot because men are assholes.Â
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Women invented SciFi, fanfic, and ⌠basically created modern Fandom. SoâŚ
Because itâs worth repeating: âI was recently interviewing the woman who founded Her Universe and we were talking specifically about women and geekdom. I asked about the rise of girls in geek culture and she very accurately corrected me: There is no âriseâ of geek girls. Weâve always been here. Girls are just as nerdy as dudes are. Ladies have always been interested in sci fi and fantasy and video games - we just donât talk about it a lot because men are assholes.â
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