Daddy's Home

Anthony 'Tony' Stark. Iron Man Richer than you.

[campcounselorsteve]

[starkslammer-blog]

I like to be fashionably late so I can make an entrance. 

[starkslammer-blog]

OOC

I'M SORRY I WAS AT A CON

[totallymarvelous-old]

Or just common sense.

[starkslammer-blog]

You know, I think I prefer my wording to yours. 

[starkslammer-blog]

"Loki had let them chain his wrists and his ankles without a fight as he sat in Stark tower. When Thor tried to gag him he fought it “Thor no.” Loki says back away more his chains clanking on the marble. The device had a metal piece intend to be inside his mouth while the outer immobilized his jaw. “Thor don’t” he says pleading in his voice."Agent Coulson came in. “Thor, Director Fury wants to speak with you. Thor sighs and hands Tony the gag as he leaves trusting that his friends can handle him

Tony had sat back watching the lug of an Asgardian god struggle to chain his similar to--what Tony had thought to be--an angst ridden character in a teenage romance novel--maybe a coming of age novel. Either way when there was an awkward silence between himself and the God of Mischief, Tony took a sip of the scotch he had in his hand, face still quite bruised and slightly cut from the recent battle. "Bet you're wishing you would have taken up that offer for a drink now?"

[starkslammer-blog]

I have a hypothesis that you are slightly biased.  

[totallymarvelous-old]

You’d be right.

[starkslammer-blog]

Tony Stark, once again, proves the unlimited extent of his genius. 

[glorified-secretary-deactivated]

Hello. How is my favorite boss? Your three o’clock meeting for tomorrow has been cancelled, by the way.

[starkslammer-blog]

Still one of the gifts to walk among this earth. That's good news for me, because, Pep, I'll be honest I was just going to skim over everything during the meeting and ask rhetorical questions till I was done. 

[starkslammer-blog]

Hello Tony."

"Uh--er," momentarily Tony's silver tongue turned to lead within his mouth. His body tensed before he concluded himself off as going insane. Which--couldn't be too far from the truth. "Howard." 

[starkslammer-blog]

rhodeyrhodes started following you

Well look who it is. 

[theravenofwynter]

[ironmanistonystark-deactivated2]

“truth be told I don’ think he thinks that much of me either…”

[starkslammer-blog]

@campcounselorsteve

[starkslammer-blog]

Right right, tell me that again after I start another drunken fire, capeesh, Steve? 

[campcounselorsteve]

[starkslammer-blog]

[totallymarvelous-old]

Good, that’s exactly how it should be.

[starkslammer-blog]

I have a hypothesis that you are slightly biased.  

[starkslammer-blog]

glorified-secretary started following you

Well if it isn't my favorite assistant. 

[starkslammer-blog]

@campcounselorsteve

[campcounselorsteve]

[starkslammer-blog]

Right right, tell me that again after I start another drunken fire, capeesh, Steve? 

[totallymarvelous-old]

Cute. But I’m fairly certain that’s what you pay Pepper for.

[starkslammer-blog]

And, Carol, I will tell you, that woman does not do her job well. I feel like I spend more time listening to her than her listening to me. 

[starkslammer-blog]

@campcounselorsteve

[campcounselorsteve]

Of course you do.

[starkslammer-blog]

I'm almost flattered. Look at you. Showing concern for me. Between you and Pep I feel more secure than the President.  

[totallymarvelous-old]

Sometimes I wonder if you listen to half of the crap that comes out of your mouth.

[starkslammer-blog]

Now why would I do that when you can do all the listening for me?