Let's be honest,

this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing

[starksmechanics]

You know who I am. Ask me anything.

[starksmechanics]

mr stark do you like catapillars?

I fucking guess.

[starksmechanics]

How much are you willing to bet on the Mark 7??? I want it 🥹

I bet a million dollars you can't make your own Mark 7.

[starksmechanics]

i hate SAT this shit sucks

Tell me about it.

[starksmechanics]

Stark. My evil father is moving to Texas. I need your assistance to build a device that will jettison his Texas house up into Texas outer space while he is still inside and then blow it up into a million trillion little tiny pieces without damaging his Texas neighbors property. His villainy cannot be allowed to spread. Please answer this urgently. It is a matter of national security.

thanks! :D

I'll see what I can do.

[starksmechanics]

okay we love rock n roll but choose one song

Maybe this isn't exactly rock and roll, but I've been listening to This Is Your Life by The Dust Brothers.

[starksmechanics]

MR. STARK what's your favorite movie from the 90s/80s? I personally love Dead Poets Society!

Also do you listen to ABBA and if so do you like

ALSO (I'm sorry) you're super cool and slay and ik you probably hear that a lot but I still mean it with all my heart :D

Matilda was a favourite growing up.

I have a few ABBA songs in my mix, but I don't listen to them often. They're good.

Also, thank you.

[starksmechanics]

mr.stark help me study for my physics final

Yeah why not. What are you struggling with?

[starksmechanics]

oh my god girly theres so much drama like theres this girl at my school who made rumors of her friend because her friend told the teacher she did something bad and apparently the rumors are true its crazy oh my lord

okay can you guys at least try to interact with my character. im not c.ai and i'm not going to be a yes man to EVERYTHING.

[starksmechanics]

tell morguna i said hi

i got her juice pops

Sorry, blog canon is closer to pre-iron man/im1 instead of the dead guy later down the line

[irondad3000]

"dead guy" is WILD

[starksmechanics]

tell morguna i said hi

i got her juice pops

Sorry, blog canon is closer to pre-iron man/im1 instead of the dead guy later down the line

[starksmechanics]

You should let me take a lil bite

Jus a lil nibble

You don't need all of you

I'm not taking the blame for this, get one of your dads here

[starksmechanics]

Tell Pepper I think of her in that blue dress from 2008 daily.

Why on God's green fuck would I do that

[gracieparkerr]

Anon trying to steal your girl..😟

[starksmechanics]

Wild that they think they can

[starksmechanics]

i should study.

i NEED some toxic motivation

In what world would I be able to give that to you

[starksmechanics]

BE MY MOM

I'm not sure if that's biologically possible

[stxrlvci]

fuck possibilities Anthony. you went into a worm hole and came back out alive you can be my mom

[starksmechanics]

Not in this current canon.

[starksmechanics]

hi mr. stark!! i didn’t know you had a tumblr blog… 👁️👁️ how are you??

((not sure why but it won’t let me tag myself so here’s the link to the blog: https://www.tumblr.com/spiders-are-friends-not-food))

Hey kid. I'm good. When did you get here?

[starksmechanics]

BE MY MOM

I'm not sure if that's biologically possible