jen 🇲🇽

lover of horror movies, f1 and diego luna enthusiast 🎀✨ 24, may taurus

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—hello! welcome to my blog and i hope you enjoy my works :)

—i’m jen :) i’m 23 (may taurus) and i enjoy crying to horror movies with sad endings

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BEFORE YOU REQUEST

f1 masterlist

dad driver masterlist

motogp masterlist

tv/movies and actors masterlist

marvel masterlist

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Reese Jackman helping write and direct obsession?? Anyone?? Chat, am I muted? My boy is taking his director career seriously this year

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What is your opinion on Alex getting introduced to his (future) partner by Queen Latifa when he was a freshman in college? Alex would see his auntie dragging a man his age and she'd be like "Alex, this is Sean (that's the best name I could think of). Sean, this Alex. Why don't you get to know each other for a bit?" before she'd rush to ma!reader to talk shit about everyone. At first, Alex would say that he doesn't really like Sean like that, but in the end they became a couple, much to ma! reader & Queen Latifa's joy, the two of them practically becoming relatives. When Alex would tell ma!reader, respectively Sean would tell Mrs. Latifa that they adopted a kid, their first response would be like "What happened to 'I don't like Alex/Sean. I mean he looks great & has a good personality, but that doesn't mean we'll automatically be together'?"

If queen latifah introduced me to my future partner, she would have to officiate my wedding. AND THATS EXACTLY WHAT SHE DOES TO ALEX AND HIS PARTNER 😝😝

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ma!reader & hugh would always have movie mornings/days/afternoon/nights/ with their granddaughter (because Alex & his partner would definitely be the best girl dads<3) because someone needs to show her real cinematography

They’re going to help raise a cinephile whether Alex loves it or not

They would take baby girl everywhere and buy her whatever she wants even if she doesn’t need it. It’s a concerning now.

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Cardi B posting a selfie with her & manager Nancy at the little miss drama tour captioned 'bronx single mothers support group tonight' mainly because Nancy is so Bronx coded

Bronx Nancy is a vibe!! Chat, what do we think of Nancy being from the Bronx?? I love it 😝

Her and Cardi’s selfie is going viral in my book

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Since the Pens didn't get too far in the Stanley Cup playoffs this year ☹️ (🤞next year will be better trust🤞) Olivia would be kinda pissed, because when she finally got through the finals week and she'd be in Pittsburgh with Arty, she'd be super duper mega bored because she doesn't have many friends in Pittsburgh (and those are the partners of other Pens players) and she can't see her man blocking one puck after another until the next season because the Penguins got erased by the Flyers (r.i.p. joyfulness)

She’d be comforting Arty because he’s beating himself up, muttering things like “I failed” or “I wanted to do well for you too. It’s your first time watching me in the playoffs”

That’s when Olivia vows to hate the city of Philadelphia forever.

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Olivia would be shocked that the other Pittsburgh Penguins WAGs actually dga single f about her & who are her parents and would be actually pretty chill overall given that most of them are employed women in their 30s who are busy with their kids (those who are mothers), their partners chaotic schedules and themselves, unlike most of the F1 WAGs who are women in their 20s who have rather an online presence.

I also think it'd be pretty wholesome if one of the older WAGs would ask Olivia to help her use eyeliner in order to draw a cateye because she'd seen Olivia's makeup *girlhood moment*

She’s the youngest pens wag, there would be a major age difference. But they would still get along and hang out outside of hockey games <3

Olivia is definitely showing them her favorite makeup products and teaching them new tricks with the products. But the pens wags would also be teaching Liv some tricks they learned years ago that Liv doesn’t know so it’s a teaching moment for both!!

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Grandbaby Jackman would watch "Mathilda" with their grandparents, while their fathers are busy with work and whatnot, because it's a nice, family friendly movie. Given that Danny DeVito plays Mathilda's father, who is not the best father out there, grandbaby Jackman would be kinda scared of Danny because they wouldn't be able to comprehend at 2-3 years old that Danny plays a role, which is why when Danny would visit ma!reader & Hugh and Danny would want to introduce himself to grandbaby Jackman the latter would be reluctant because why does the short old mean man want to know their name?

HAHAHAH I LOVE THIS

Guys baby jackman is officially baby margaret (maggie for short)!!

Baby Maggie would be scared, but she would warm up to danny. Also ma!reader and hugh would definitely show her the Lorax and she recognizes Danny’s voice immediately

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Sidney Crosby thinking Agna Bonnington is swedish when she's actually norwegian is sooo funny to me because he'd genuinely say "Hi" to her in swedish (because he heard it from Erik Karlsson) and would think he ate, as he would genuinely think that she's swedish because Claire told him Agna's scandinavian.

In exchange, Agna is like "What are you saying, Sidney?" And Sid's like "I just said 'Hi' in Swedish..." Agna's like "Why would I know Swedish? I'm from Norway..." and Sidney tells her that Claire told him Agna's scandinavian. Agna's is like "Well Sweden is not the only scandinavian country and to think that is actually very stereotypical" (she would deadass making fun of him)

She would excuse herself because she's hungry and Sidney would feel very bad because he would figure that he upset her and he didn't want to make her uncomfortable on Claire & his' marriage anniversary (let's use this as a plot tool in order for Agna and Erik Karlsson to get to know each other and to low-key make fun of Sidney's guilty conscience)

And she would constantly bring it up in the future at random times in a teasing matter!! Sid did just trying to forget about one of the most embarrassing moments of his life and here comes Agna bringing the memory back 😭

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And Claire is deadass like: "What happened to 'every hockey player is ugly. I won't ever date one.' ?" while Sidney gives Arty a ted talk on the dos and the don'ts in a relationship with an actress

Olivia thought she wanted to stay away from the wag life, but the wag life chose her and she’s right where she wants to be!!

Sidney is giving Arty a whole lecture, especially how to deal with award season.

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Trying to remember if we ever gave a name to Alex’s partner in the Ma!reader universe and I’m pretty sure I ended up naming the bf but I can’t seem to find it?? So for now it’ll be Charlie cause I like that name 😛

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Olivia is definitely rambling through ma!reader's closet wherever she has to be Arturs' plus one at random Penguins events. She's out there looting like she's preparing for America's Next Top Model

My girl is beyond stressed!! She’s second guessing every dress she puts on, every heel, piece of jewelry, literally everything because she wants to make a good impression but Arty is just being the supportive bf and assures her that she’s going to look gorgeous in anything <3

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ma!reader will definitely get emotional whenever she sees alex taking care of his kid because he'd remember her of hugh taking care of their children.

she'd see alex tying her grandkid shoes or helping them eat and she starts crying and all that

She sobbed when Alex told her about the plan to finally adopt, but when she finally has her grandchild in her arms? She is gone. Ma!reader needs to take a breather.

Now she sees Alex step into fatherhood and she gets so emotional, but she’s absolutely thrilled about it.

There’s definitely a cheeky comment coming from Hugh like “seems like you want to have another baby?👀” and ma!reader straight up says “fuck no my kids are all grown up i don’t want to start over again”

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on the same note, marvel actress!reader wouldn't want to give her granddaughter (because Alex is imo girl dad coded) back to her father's. Alex is like "Hi mom, I'm here to pick up *daughter's name*" and ma!reader will reluctantly give her back to Alex, hoping that she'd babysit her granddaughter the next day, but Alex would drop the devastating news that he's got the weekends off, so he'll be with his daughter for the next 2 days 💔💔💔

Baby girl jackman doesn’t officially have a name but I love the name June and Margaret. I’ve been picturing their baby girl to have a name like a grandma so let’s go with Margaret June Jackman 😝 she could literally have various nicknames like Maggie, Marge, Margie, Junie!! Baby girl Maggie now has her own tag yayyyy!!

Grandma ma!reader would DIE for her granddaughter. She loves baby girl june so much and alex and his partner both love and hate leaving their baby girl with her grandma 😭

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Normay won against Canada in the bronze medal game of the iihf 2026... talking about tension between Claire & Agna in the group chat

And Sidney definitely rubbed off some of his competitiveness onto Claire so she’s in the gc fighting for her life while Agna is chilling sipping her tea like

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I think the reason Nancy & Matt Dilfon Dillon broke up was that he said in a magazine that he doesn't like materialistic women and Nancy was hustling to get that bag. They figured that they had different values so they decided to go different ways.

The hard part was to tell Stan that they broke up. They'd be gentle parenting a 17-year-old boy like Matt is his actual father. Stan would only be interested if he could still be in touch with Mark and if he could show Matt his paintings, even if he won't be around anymore and both Nancy and Matt agreed.

Time skip to Stan's highschool graduation where Matt & Nancy have been there for Stan (alongside ma!reader & Hugh obviously) because his male parent had other priorities

Stan would still goes out to eat with Matt and hangs out with him. That boy adores Matt more than his own father!!

My man Matt is SAT for Stan’s graduation. He’s even posting the pics on Instagram and the captions give off proud dad vibes and people think that maybe him and nancy are back together but no he’s just there to support his boy Stan 🥲

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hear me out: because agna & claire are hanging out, that means claire would listen to agna's songs, especially the early 2000s hyper experimental stuff because she's supporting like that. i thought if claire would drive sidney's car and would play one piece of agna's more niche work, the aux will be set automatically on the said song when sidney would start the car. he'd be with kris letang because he's kris letang and that explains everything. sidney is like "now I know my wife has driven my car" because of the agna song and proceeds to turn it off, but kris doesn't let him do it because he kinda likes it. sidney would end up driving around pittsburgh because letang would want to listen to the whole album, yet couldn't wait until he got out of Sidney's car to do so.

bonus scene: Letang follows Agna on Instagram because he likes her music and wants to know more about an artist he likes, but Agna thinks it's because she knows Claire, Claire knows Sid and Sid knows Sid. It gets interesting when Agna launches her new album as Kris comments under the post with "❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥". Agna asks Claire if Kris really listens to her music and Claire is like "Yeah. He's got all your albums in the span of 3 weeks. Catherine told me he auctioned on eBay for 6 hours straight for your debut record"

When I show up to the agna number one fan competition but kris letang is there

If agna ever goes back to performing, she would make sure to have a Pittsburgh date just for Kris. Speaking of her performing, she’s the type of artist that would make it so that her actual real fans would get tickets and not boys so she’s anti Ticketmaster and would come up with a way to make her concerts affordable. Kris would definitely try to bring some of his friends and teammates, but they all either listen to country or don’t vibe with agna’s music so he ends up going with his wife, sid and claire and they’re all having a great time <3