Ruby Tuesday

Like the sun, she radiates warmth and confidence, puts you at ease with the light in her eyes. Like the sun, she will burn you when you get to close, no thought to casualties. Like the sun, she’s not half as beautiful as she appears from afar.

[liamstills]

  Just been going to shows and hanging out with the girls. So, no. They don’t have nearly as good quality shit as you do. Hmm, so, is there a reason you haven’t been hangin’ around with me? Don’t tell me you’ve already moved on, Stel, my fragile little heart couldn’t take it.

[starlightbystella]

Of course they don't, they don't go to the right people. It's a damn shame really, they have such potential. Not really no, figured a big ol rockstar has things to do..t's just downright cruel to hog you. If only Stills, I've tried to move on honestly but alas there's only one blonde arsehole for me.

[liamstills]

  Good lookin’ out, Stel. So what’s up, man? What’s been goin’ on?

[starlightbystella]

Uhm...nothing Mr Cavalier. Just been going to the shows and hanging out with the boys. Normal life I guess. What about you? Been having any fun without me?

[liamstills]

  Yeah? He must be charming as hell to let a hard ass like you skip on the cash. Nah, I’ll go easy on you today. Just wanna bum a cigarette.

[starlightbystella]

Eh he's alright, good enough Bloke I suppose. Ahhh there's a whole pack in the drawer.

[liamstills]

  How about all of the above?

[starlightbystella]

Pick your poison, But I'm low. I have this bloody blonde guy who comes 'round all the time and takes everything for free. 

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[liamstills]

  What, but you knew I’d stop by eventually?

[starlightbystella]

You usually do. Either you want drugs, you're bored or whatever. 

[starlightbystella]

'Lo stranger. Thought it'd be a bit longer before you stopped by to be honest. 

[liamstills]

  Mmmhm, sure. And god knows that’s all we’re after, good ol’ Hitler cum. That is such bullshit. Fries can be crispy, too! And they aren’t even chip-like! God, I hate your idiot country. Nah, you’re all talk.

I’m not that patient. Theodore the freakin’ Goldfish. Fucks sake, Stella. Great, a cat or a dog you can kill? No cats. If anything, it’s gotta be a dog, definitely.

[starlightbystella]

Yes, but they are chips off a potato. Well I hate yours. Bloody Colonies, making bastard versions of all the good things from back home. 

There is nothing wrong with the name Theodore! I named him after my Grandad. Suki will take care of it once she gets home from school.  But cat's are cute, and evil. We could be related. Oi, if you aren't coming round I see no reason to appease your pet taste. 

[sylviagetyourheadouttheoven]

[liamstills]

  I never heard you complaining when my thin lips were goin’ down on you. Hey, I have great hair, too, all right. How does that not make sense! I’m so furious right now. What do you call potato chips then?! Aww, you’d never.

Is it? I dunno, man, ‘cause according to you I don’t have feelings. It’s pretty far. God, your goldfish. You are so lame, Stel.

[starlightbystella]

That's unfair. My mind was preoccupied. Alright you hair and your jawline. Very blue eyed, blonde children though. Good enough to make Hitler cum. Crisps. Because their crispy. Depends on how sadistic I feel really. 

You'll have a private plane, it'll take a couple hours. I couldn't keep a hamster alive okay? Come to think of it, Theodore might be dead. I really shouldn't have left him with a mean ex boyfriend. Maybe I can get a cat or a puppy. 

[liamstills]

  What about your beady eyes! That is definitely not my only saving grace. Oh, now you’re just being childish! You spell things weird. And you call people ‘mate’ which is totally creepy. Pft, yeah? What are the other things you could do? Of course not, I don’t want nude photos, I want the real thing.

[starlightbystella]

What about your thin lips? Is too. There is close to nothing I would want out of your gene pool. You guys call chips, fries. Which just makes no sense, I mean none. I can charge all that damn food to you, shag you or blow you and not let you orgasm, I could my scotch all too myself, taint your coke..    

Was that fondness I detected? London isn't very far you know.  You could come visit me and my goldfish. 

[liamstills]

  My ears are normal which is more than I can say for those dumb moles round your mouth. Even you said you dug giraffes, so I dunno what you’re doin’ changing your tune now. American accents are the standard accents, your voice is the one doing all the weird things, not pronouncing ‘R’s and shit. Nah, bullshit, I don’t think you could leave me hanging. Shit, you’d better not anyway.

[starlightbystella]

My beauty mark is classic unlike your forehead. Your only saving grace is your jaw and even that can be debated. I love them, unless their named Liam. You lot spell things weird, and you have shitty taste in sweets. I could do a lot to you, hanging one of the few. You're going to be a world famous rockstar and you won't even pay for nude photo's? That's slightly piggish mate.

[liamstills]

  Nah, you like me greatly. No, they’d have a pointy nose and lame accents. If by ‘giraffe’ you mean ‘tall, dark, and handsome’ then yes, they would get that from me. Hmmm, pass.

[starlightbystella]

It's a roman nose, which is way better than whatever the hell goes on with your ears. That is the complete opposite of what I meant with giraffe. If they came out with an american accent I would put them back where they came from. It is so unappealing. I'll ship you pictures, and I'll even pay for the postage. 

[liamstills]

  Sex is the only thing that happens? We’re watching the goddamn Brady Bunch and waiting on room service. I know just being in my presence is like sex, but gimme a break. I don’t wanna have gangly giraffe babies with you either. Or anyone… Gangly Giraffe Babies would be a rad band name though. All right, see, now you definitely have to stick around.

[starlightbystella]

....I dislike you greatly. Excuse you, my children would be proportionate with really good hair. The giraffe is from you. I'd buy their record in a second. If you like them so much you should get them. They would make your waist look smaller. 

[liamstills]

  Half platonic level? Pft, right, whatever you say. Not even! I’m a man. We get hotter with age. Everyone knows women only go downhill. I mean, your tits might be great now, but thirty years down the line…

[starlightbystella]

Mhm, half. Because sex is the only thing that happens. Unlike dear ficus, I don't wish to have gangly giraffe babies with you. Only poor women. I can get breast implants, And then they would be even better. 

[liamstills]

  And you got a real fuckin’ eloquence over there with your ‘mutual liking’. Oh, babe, c’mon. I’m obviously the radder, hotter one.

[starlightbystella]

What? I do like you and you like me on a completely half platonic  level. You're the older one and your looks shall fade faster than mine. Plus I have this wonderful gift of freedom, and legs and boobs. So really you can be radder and hotter, but I'm the raddest and hottest. 

[liamstills]

  Meh, sometimes I do. No, me being more than friends with more than one chick is what made that happen. That and, y’know, you having the hots for me.

[starlightbystella]

Wow you're so passionate. Oh ho ho ho, I seem to remember several a time when those hots weren't one sided. Which of course I totally understand. I'm pretty rad and hot so you know it's only natural.