hello

starling k. adult. he/him. made a blog because my friend peer pressured me into doing so. feel free to send in asks or talk to me.

[youdonthavetogotocollege]

Peperony and chease

[youdonthavetogotocollege]

I’m going to throw up

[kieraplease]

I found the culprit

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Miss, what's the sweet you like the most?

Where did this small Victorian London orphan boy find wifi

[starlingk]

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I SEE THE SEVICHE

[starlingk]

have you ever pet a cat, star?

yeah i like the persian ones even though theyre fucked up. second best is the ragdolls and shoeshoe guys or whatever theyre called

[starlingk]

dippin dots, soft pretzel and sour keys

dippin' dots: what are some of your favorite little moments from this month?

uhhh . hm. not really much has happened and the things that did werent very good. dont want to be too pessimistic though so uh. i mean i had some good soup earlier this week

soft pretzel: would you rather be a 90's skate park punk or a 00's mall rat punk?

probably skate park punk cause it involves less people

sour keys: what's your favorite thing to do while drunk/high? (alt: what's your favorite thing to do late at night?)

me and pom like to throw darts in her apartment while we’re dooped up on edibles which is, in hindsight a really bad idea but she has darts and fucking hates her neighbors so i dont see a problem

[juicewrld]

[gay-herobrine]

mending

[marshmallowmlm]

snack-themed ask meme for the gays

popcorn: what's something that never fails to get you excited?

chips ahoy: what's your favorite simple dish?

sour keys: what's your favorite thing to do while drunk/high? (alt: what's your favorite thing to do late at night?)

animal crackers: what animal would you love to be, and which would you hate to be?

beef jerky: beef jerky vs. slim jims vs. steak nuggets - thoughts?

dortios: describe the weirdest person you know

girl scout cookies: if you could only have 3 desserts for the rest of your life, what would you pick?

twinkie: would u rather be seen as cute or elegant?

soft pretzel: would you rather be a 90's skate park punk or a 00's mall rat punk?

fig newtons: what's the weirdest food (or non-food you ate) you liked as a kid?

sno-balls: do you yearn?

pringles: what is your favorite way to hold hands with someone?

pistachios: what is your least favorite ice cream flavor?

combos: what's your favorite opposites attract pairing (nerd/jock, goth/prep, feral/chill, etc)?

corn nuts: what's your favorite thing to chew?

yogurt: favorite dairy product? (lactose-intolerant alt: what's the one dairy product you would go thru hell to have?)

ants on a log: what's the first item that comes into your mind when you think nostalgia?

dippin' dots: what are some of your favorite little moments from this month?

triscuits: what's your favorite plant?

umaibo: who is your favorite food mascot?

rice krispie squares: what cereal would u want to eat with your partner on a chill sunday morning?

bugles: what's your favorite nail polish color?

froot by the foot: if your could make one part of your body rainbow, what would you pick?

pez: favorite pastel color?

junior mints: thoughts on minecraft?

[starlingk]

whats seviche

google is free but also: seviche is Really Good and you should Eat it.

[starlingk]

can anyone get me some seviche im Haungry

[starlingk]

the bus hit a rock. anyway i went put put golfing with friends :). i did not win :(.

[starlingk]

went put0LK

[starlingk]

for you

[starlingk]

haha are you mistaken??? @pepperscorn

[hollowtones]

Your homework for tonight is to become SO good at counting.

Do not let me down, please.

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W

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

*biting back tears* you always fuck everything up for me I am so fucking patient with you at first it was because I thought you were just a stupid god damn moron but I can tell you get a sadistic plesure for trying to put a stop to my personal progress well not anymore

[starlingk]

hi mr did u drink some worter today?

i sat in the shower for two hours! yes