LIKE SOME KIND OF DYING STAR

everyone's favorite comsic joke!!! •̀⩊-

[starlitschism]

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii i'm doing a pinned post now because that's a normal thing that i'm supposed to do ^v^ welcome to my Awesome Blog♥️ kcicks a rock and immediately dies

OK. FOR REAL THIS TIME. hi!!!! you can call me silver! this is technically a sideblog for me (alter, part of a system 👍) so sometimes i might not post super often. there are two of us! actually! we're sharing! because we're nice like that!!

hmm what else OH YES. tagging system! #binary stars for chatter and #constellations for art! this is also. a personal blog LUL so we will complain sometimes!! blacklist the #personal tag to avoid seeing it 👍 we also might separately tag ourselves if so inclined ^_^ that's all! okay byeeeee

[loopdile]

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[altschmerzes]

ocd stands for “oh CMON dude” which is what you say to your brain when you catch it spinning a complex web of the stupidest shit imaginable that it has never the less managed to completely entrap you within

[allmightyscroll-art]

Reflections

my well adjusted siffrin #mysiffrin

(currently on: Act 4 post ghost & sus event)

bonus shitpost ↓

[jewelielie-art]

[Original post]

[greenflowerceo]

Reflections.

[greenflowerceo]

Reflections.

[starlitschism]

Everyoje Listen so carefully tomorrow morning it is Imperative that you go fry an egg. i’m going to get put in the drying machine soon on the wrong heat cycle Ok . I’m Wool. I’m gonna come out fucking Tiny . Ilove you Fry an egg and put it on some toast for me Goode Bye 🍳 🍳 🍳

[rslashrats]

girls go to college to become nonbinary. boys go to jupiter to become nonbinary

[without-ado]

"Return to the Moon" Artemis Ⅱ 2026

l Andrew McCarthy 1,2 l Alex G Perez 3,4 l Alexander Gerst 5

[jp-nichts]

Caution: Gears Will Crush and Cut 💅⚙

[cannibalchicken]

his lips are sealed

[chilewithcarnage]

you know his ass is saying art art

[jungwildeandfree]

so this guy right he makes ancient egyptian themed furry costumes. he makes all kinds but mostly he specializes in Horus heads. it's his passion really. he loves to make the beautiful falcon head of the Sun God. anyway so he's at a con one day and he sees this whole bunch of people in middle kingdom dress with these indistinguishable animal heads. he's like. oh man these folks could really use a new source, i can hardly tell what animal those are! so he goes over and he says "hey guys! i see you are into ancient egyptian mythological themed furry costumes--if any of you are interested in being the radiant Son of Ra, I am the BEST in the business!"

and the group of people look at each other, then at him. awkward. finally one of them says: "uh. no thanks. we're all Set."

[s-cullayy]

[thatlittleegyptologist]

This has been sent to me four times today, so I'm condemning OP to be judged by the 42 and fall into Nuun.

[datundit]

I think every laugh will make OP’s heart a bit lighter.

@thatlittleegyptologist

Judge OP’s heart

I laughed, I lighten his heart.

His heart shall be heavier for this.

Voting ended onMar 1

[sunbentshadows]

[melonflavored]

I know we joke and all but i think my mind is destroyed for real

[pierc1ngblo0d]

top 3 romantic acts of love

you stab me (with the intention to kill)

you beg me to kill you

i give you one of my bones

[thornrings]

has anyone else found a way out of the shadow labyrinth whose cold walls of stone seem to stretch endlessly in all directions

[viralfrog]

[fishthegenderwiz]

That must be where she's heading now!