I'm Pussy?

[nitrosplicer]

Fully losing it at this facebook screenshot. 22 inches of green and 1.5 of carrot.

[museofvoid]

i think men are too emotional to own websites

[starllex]

Okay so twitter went to hell so looks like I’m back hello everb0dy

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[suenyito]

never forget what green onion has done for you.. for all of us

[starllex]

Aw here’s an old video of me playing the ACNH theme with my old hamster, Clementine! Sweetest hamster ever.

[starllex]

I still have about 14,000 followers thank you all for sticking around for so long especially since I haven’t posted shit in years oh yeah time to shitpost

[detectivehole]

some of you are miserable because you're mean. like you're just mean to people and things

[detectivehole]

"why don't i have any friends" because you are mean

[detectivehole]

this can be fixed at least in part very easily though! just stop being mean. i believe in all of you 👍

[starllex]

Is tumblr still alive? Y’all there? Should I shitpost again?

[starllex]

Hmm 

[phunderplonics]

the greatest trick the devil ever played was getting me banned from an all you can eat pizza buffet

[hyenuh-deactivated20230717]

why’d you get banned?

[phunderplonics]

touched the rat

[hyenuh-deactivated20230717]

what rat

[phunderplonics]

chunky cheese

[starllex]

Asked friend A to check up on friend B because B was unresponsive and they live right next to each other and friend A didnt get back to me until 12:26am when I asked them to check up on friend B at 5pm. Im genuinely trying to think of 1 reason why I shouldnt beat the shit out of them. Especially since friend b was arrested in the protests. Like how the fuck you gonna call someone one of your best friends and be there for you for your bullshit and don’t even care enough to go check up on your own friend? I fucking hate this dude he’s such a piece of shit. 

[hype]

[alexanderdee]

[starllex]

Alright I’m done lol

[starllex]

Do you like cheese?

Not always, but when I do, it’s Dos Equis 

[clungedestroyer]