fuck it

stack up the frogs

[mogblin]

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

[elexecution]

The Pigeon by Patrick Süskind

[gagnez]

I sat, and I watched the tram snake in front of me. I was angry and I was jealous. Why?

[sottopressione1]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

British people will be the most prudish people ever but their address is 69 Rogering Street in Dick-Upon-Bollockshire

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

your demeanor has displeased the great boar at the center of the world

[play-now-my-lord]

7-11 CLERK: lovely day outside, isn't it ME: uhhh ME INTERNALLY: shit. I didn't notice. How do I continue this conversation MY INNER MONOLOGUE: Service workers love it when you tell them the things mortal men were not meant to know, when you speak to them of principalities and powers upon the earth ME: In the sun a wheel, in the wheel another wheel. Do you see? 7-11 CLERK: Yes, I see! ME: For each turn of the outer wheel, one thousandth a turn of the inner wheel. And within the inner wheel a point of perfect darkness 7-11 CLERK: Right, growing, devouring. The death of all light ME: Wanes the light - right - wanes the light and waxes the solar eye. Wanes the day of flesh and blood and waxes the night of crawling beasts. Chewing and swallowing. The name of the night to come is khoshek ha-gibbor 7-11 CLERK: Is that hot dog a quarter pound big bite or a spicy bite. They're priced different ME: Which one is cheaper

[gagnez]

God came down and said

“A human moving through time

Is just like a fish in a river:

At home.”

The woman turns her head and asks:

“Does it sting for the fish too?”

A friend loses an arm in an industrial accident

Three hundred kilometres away,

It’s my fault

If only I tugged on the thread of fate a little harder.

Maybe they’d change their minds

Come back! I can’t come back, he says

You know, an airplane’s “thrust reverser”

Doesn’t really reverse the thrust

Not really

It only points it somewhere else

But it’s so loud. And when it ends,

It’s not true but

For a second yours is the only plane in the world

I’ll tug harder next time, I’ll tug when

The next stop is mine

Why is the world scheduled to end so soon?

I have places to be. We all do.

And the cabin is submerged

In white noise. Ah, but it won’t work, see

No such thing as a thrust reverser, not really

He can’t wear shoes with laces anymore

She never got an answer to her question

But we all know more than we ever did!

And everything else floats

Right on top of the water.

[gagnez]

I care! I care if I am guilty!

[escuerzoresucitado]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

*me reaping* i know i for sure did not sow this much no way all this was me

[modogoblin]

[gagnez]

Don’t be so hard on yourself, a lot of people can’t even get by.

[gagnez]

do I worry for the fruits the birds won’t eat?

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[hater]