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[enki2]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[californiannostalgia]

solidarity with california.

[foolishmortal]

according to the results of the 2021 census:

"As of April 2020, just more than 86 percent of Americans live in metropolitan areas, counties that include or are adjacent to major cities with populations of 50,000 or more, an all-time high." (census results overview from The Hill)

[dogposts]

the way this shiba puppy yawns (please unmute)

[long-may-he-reign]

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[aikothevizsla]

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[wanderer-chronicles]

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[she-is-amused]

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[pyromanicdaydreamer]

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[trans-ralsei]

[trans-ralsei]

[caughtthedarkness93]

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

[goth-queen]

[despazito]

my bf spent all day building an mtg deck then went to bed and dreamed about mtg but specifically this card which he recreated when he woke up

[thefantastician]

the thousand year door comics!!

[ajthebumblebee]

This seems to be what I've learned.

[ajthebumblebee]

[sleepymccoy]

what's the most you've driven in one day, as the sole driver*

less than an hour

one to two hours

two to three hours

three to four hours

four to six hours

six to eight hours

eight to ten hours

ten to twelve hours

more than that

Jared, 19, never learnt how to drive

Voting ended onJun 19, 2025

So, you might or might not have other people in the car but no taking turns and swapping drivers. Just you driving for the whole day

[visenyaism]

Insane tumblr ad pull

[visenyaism]

Twitter ads try to turn you into a Nazi, Bluesky tries to turn you into an Elizabeth Warren staffer, TikTok ads try to turn you into one of those radical centrist incoherent political assassins. But Tumblr. Tumblr ads are trying to turn me into a fucking Jacobite

[umbralundertaler]

Ah...

[isa-ah]

THERE IS. a website. that takes 3D models with seams and pulls it apart to make a plushie pattern and informs you where things need to be edited or darts added for the best effect. and then it lets you scale it and print off your pattern. and I want to lose my MIND because I've lost steam halfway through so many plushie patterns in the mind numbing in betweens of unwrapping, copying all of the meshes down as pieces, transferring those, testing them, then finding obvious tweaks... like... this would eradicate 99% of my trial and error workflow for 3D models to plushies & MAYBE ILL FINALLY FINISH SCREAMTAIL...

[isa-ah]

so this website let's you:

import a model

create seams in browser

tells you how accurately the seams will recreate the model when sewn

let's you designate fur direction

let's you import markings so the pattern shows exactly where they go on the piece

let's you add little measurements on the model that are also visible on the pattern

let's you paint the model to play with fabric colors

let's you name each piece so it's easy to sort the pieces later

let's you scale it beside a human

then calculates how much of each type of fabric you need, BASED ON YOUR DESIRED SEAM ALLOWANCE..

and finally gives you the finished pattern with the detailed names and instructions it's transcribed from your notes

this is. beyond. this is BEYOND. and as far as I can see it's free???

[kosmogrl]

my humor might be broken cause I find this trend actually funny

[homunculus-argument]

The human body's response to HRT is actually admirable in the sheer indifference. Just pure I Don't Give A Shit, I Just Fucking Work Here compliance to the new instructions. You can get testosterone injected straight into your body and it doesn't even question where that shit came from, coming back from a coffee break and just going

"Okay, everything seems to be in ord- oh fuck now what? Oh huh. Alright fine. New orders came in, cancel the menstrual cycle. Dig up the genetic balding patterns from somewhere, I don't fucking know they're buried somewhere in the dna. I'm greenlighting the growing-hair-on-your-toes thing. Yeah just cancel the ongoing maintenance processes, new orders came in so this is apparently what we're doing now."

[skull-bearer]

Oh, and we need to build a penis. How? No fucking clue, use whatever we've got lying around. We're going to have to McGyver the fuck out of this dick.

[hyperhypnotichyena]

[the-zebra-dragon]

[starmade-shadows-archived]

starmade-shadows -> starlitsunday