Jazz Me

Shitpost Tumblr. I repost some pretty gross stuff, lololol not sorry.

[rockford-drive]

this would be one hell of an AU 

[miracide]

colored one of my lil practice thingies. we’re gettin there

[dorklyevil-deactivated20250913]

I also did my own version of The Squad™ bec me and @u-n-l-i-g-h-t wanted to showcase tumblr these adorable beans lksdfjlks

(in order of appearance) Rick ‘Scar’ Sanchez | Scarlip Doofus Rick | Rick Ω-917 | @dorklyevil​

Rick ‘Ricky’ Sanchez | Runway Model Rick | Rick F-450 | @u-n-l-i-g-h-t​

Morty ‘Bucky’ Smith | Bucktooth Morty | Morty J-1920 | @dorklyevil​

Rique Sanchez | Bouncer Rick | Rick G-650 | @u-n-l-i-g-h-t​

Rick ‘Rikiki’ Sanchez | Drag Queen Rick | Rick KP-397 | @u-n-l-i-g-h-t​ Erick ‘Patch’ Sanchez | Eyepatch Erick | Rick G-480 | @dorklyevil

Mort Smith | Fragile Morty | Morty G-650 | @u-n-l-i-g-h-t​

hope y’all like em as much as we do HAHAHSLDFLS

[starodavift]

Love it

[lonelylonelyspace-deactivated20]

Grandpa and his friends

[king-entertainment]

AAAWWWW 💙

[rammegaseed]

im officially dead

[rammegaseed]

[daddyzanchez]

[dorklyevil-deactivated20250913]

you ever come a cross a certain character

and be like

aND YOU SEE HIS LIL BUDDY AND 

CAN

I JUST

[insanerizz]

Ash: Did you get any sleep? Did you talk to Larry? I can’t stop smiling.

Sal: I know, it looks like you slept with a hanger in your mouth.

[masochistfox-deactivated2021102]

‘cause I’ve grown tired of this body Cumbersome and heavy body I’ve grown tired of this body Fall apart without me, body

[roachmortem-deactivated20200422]

kind of all i’ve been doing lately is playing sally face so here’s the boy

[sallyfaceasks]

What are you two goofballs doing now? Not up to mischief are you?

What no- We’re just- uh-

[starodavift]

Sorry to future me who will become a forever stay at home loser. I have no friendsss ): lol

[rackcty]

WHAT’S UP DUDES I AM IN FUCKING TEARS AND MADE A MESS OF THIS BUT. I AM SO HAPPY. MICHAEL CHU. I OWE YOU MY LIFE. 20BITEEN CONFIRMED #GAYSWIN

[screamandshoutroundabout-deacti]

I may have a soft spot for irredeemable drunks with mommy issues.

[ppitte]

My brain: don’t you fucking dare

My hand: whoops lol

(Another fine example to put into a dictionary, this time next to “ Why oh god why”. There are no fun times ahead, guys.)

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[abunchofhooey]

embarassing self insert stuff under the cut!!

But r yeah Bloberta’s Dad is hot 

[abunchofhooey]

nsfw commission under tha cutt ;))

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[starodavift]

OOF ORELLLL??!!?