BATMAN!!

18 She/They. Mark it, nuncle 🇧🇬🇺🇸

[starofcalliope]

Link is a genderqueer lesbian btw. And he uses he/they.

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I need someone to make an edit of Merlin to "Mad Dog" by The Crane Wives.

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Watching Merlin with my mom!

Her current theory is that Nimueh is Arthur’s mother.

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UPDATE: she already guessed that Arthur and Morgana are siblings. She know almost nothing about the original legends.

[starofcalliope]

Gang I’m being haunted by the creature I created for science then abandoned :( because of woke :(

[starofcalliope]

Watching Merlin with my mom!

Her current theory is that Nimueh is Arthur’s mother.

[starofcalliope]

Morgause: Welcome to the 'Fuck Arthur Pendragon Club' where we discuss the various reasons why we hate Arthur Pendragon. Before we begin, would our newest member like to say something?

Merlin: ...

Merlin: Good, I'm in the right place. First of all-

[insert-witty-user-name-here]

[starofcalliope]

*Starts sweating nervously even though I'm not Catholic*

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Merlin fic idea:

Merlin finally meets reincarnated Gwen, who introduces herself as Gwen Pendragon. Merlin's then like, "ok, so Gwen and Arthur have already met and gotten married. Cool cool cool. Definitely not heartbroken at all" but then reincarnated Arthur keeps flirting with him, and Merlin keeps rejecting him because he refuses to betray Gwen. BUT THEN Merlin gets invited to a party and Gwen says she wants to introduce him to someone then goes "This is Morgana, my wife" and Merlin's brain gets an error message.

[sneakyboymerlin]

this post is now burned into my mind

[lunali-moon]

So, I'm making jokes to cope with Merlin ending

[starofcalliope]

"Oh wow! I'm so excited to be rewatching one of my favorite shows IZombie! I haven't seen it in a while, I wonder if anything's different than I rememb- BRADLEY JAMES?!"

[starofcalliope]

Happy pride specifically to asexuals who are committed to the bit of being freaky harder than allosexuals are.

[mellosdrawings]

Yurifies your trolley problem <3

[starofcalliope]

I think if Merlin was evil he and Morgana would've made out. Not because they're attracted to each other, but to make their ex-situationships (the king and queen of Camelot) jealous.

[koffeinkaos]

If Merlin hadn't been a family show they would have called them cunt, slut and murderer instead of courage, strength and magic

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THERE'S ANOTHER DESTIEL VIDEO ON THE SUPERNATURAL YOUTUBE CHANNEL. I REPEAT. THERE'S ANOTHER DESTIEL MEGA COMPILATION ON THE SUPERNATURAL YOUTUBE CHANNEL. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

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Uther going mad after being betrayed by his daughter & being a tyrant who mistreated his children for most of his reign.... close enough, welcome back King Lear.