safety is my middle name

call me - he/him/his - im here to win over the locals this is a kinblog and theres no roleplaying around here feel free to hit me up if you wanna chat

[art-neechan]

Bruh

[evieoconl-deactivated20190701]

@starpiracy

[starpiracy]

@evieoconl who knows what unreconstructed means but i dont really care about the flavor macho tastes nasty either way and is whats wrong with the world i need to be rescued

[starpiracy]

so i got cast for the upcoming movie great and in the article i read there was this gem "[some character the guy played] demonstrated that he could make clueless, unreconstructed macho-ness surprisingly charming in a way that echoed Harrison Ford's original incarnation." just fucking lay me to rest can straight men please leave me out of their fantasies in nearly all my lives i get this please end me

[fanruodan]

my collab with my absolute forever fave @dis4daria!!! she did the (gorgeous, perfect, incredible, jaw-dropping) lineart, and i did the coloring

anyways here’s some modern skysolo that only 90′s kids will remember

[starpiracy]

im moving to oregon

[ai-img-deactivated20240228]

Luke doodle.

[v4rian]

@evieoconl

[evieoconl-deactivated20190701]

so I just tried to see what I would look like upside down on snapchat and o fucking fell over backwards and HIT THE FLOOR AND MY THUMB HIT THE FUCKING RECORD BUTTON AND IT TOOK A VIDEO

OF ME JUST LYING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING AND SCREAMING “NOOOOO”

i didn’t keep it but @starpiracy saw he can vouch

[starpiracy]

not only did he fall on the floor he just laid there for like eight minutes he fell and its like he went 'this is my life now'

[captbexx]

Ben & Han Solo ^-^

[evieoconl-deactivated20190701]

@starpiracy

[evieoconl-deactivated20190701]

@starpiracy it did not work. :(

[starpiracy]

is it cursed what gives

[evieoconl-deactivated20190701]

thanks @starpiracy for helping me do my quiz

[starpiracy]

im here to harass you at any time

[thebestoftumbling]

When Leia Isn’t Home (x)

[the-six-pack]

I don’t know why but I really like this video

[ardcth-deactivated20160515]

@evieoconl @npdsquidward @starpiracy

[starpiracy]

@ardcth

coincidence? probably

[skywlker]

[wookieekisses]

Han and the infant

[v4rian]

@starpiracy @evieoconl

[rngrn]

Probably the most expensive thing he owned was this outfit from rotj. Love me some darkside Luke. 

[im-solo]

I can not believe this

[fictionkinfessionsarchived]

I'm Han Solo and I hate Kylo Ren so much. He caused me, Luke and Leia so much harm. He LITERALLY KILLED ME. The fact the fandom loves him so much makes me feel physically sick. And I hope he sees this.

[starpiracy]

wow back the fuck off

[vampiricrosary]

holy SHIT you are the ugliest human being ive ever seen

Omg its happening, I’m getting anon hate! Does this mean I’m popular now? Holy shit I never thought I would ever get to this point. Oh man there’s just so many people to thank. I’d like to thank my mom first of all who is the greatest human being of all time. I’d also like to thank my cell phone, Louisa, for helping me take all those selfies that have won this anon hate. And last but not least I have to thank this site, Tumblr, for its photo blogging capabilities. Never give up on your dreams kids!

[starpiracy]

anon wait til you encounter this thing called a mirror

itll really blow your mind

and besides that i dont know how you managed to live some kind of a life only seeing people more gorgeous than this one because lets be real those are rare