Call me: Starr, Icarus or Elle (I regularly switch between all of them when referring to myself, but Starr is the “safest” option(idgaf))
I’m a minor, unfortunately in high school with the shitty US educational system.
Hyperfixations/interests you WILL see on my blog if you stick around (This includes liveblogs and spoilers for any and all) :
-VSMP
-Life Series
-Lifesteal SMP
-Hermitcraft
-General MCYT / MC content
My tags:
#starr rambles — general tag. me yapping. Anything and everything
#starr scrawls — writing tag! AU ideas, writing snippets, my current wips, etc. anything and everything writing related
#starr scribbles — occasionally drawing tag. Probably won’t see it often, but it exists
More about me :
I’m a C!Firelocke shipper. I write it. I’ve got various AUs. if you don’t like it, you can leave <3
Insane V!Pyro defender. He didn’t do shit and I’ll stand by that. Also V!Owen enjoyer, I like my men unredeemable.
I make mentally ill/suicide jokes a lot, don’t interact if you’re easily triggered and whatnot.
Final note :
I love all my mutuals, if you know who they are, go show them some love <3 (not gonna mention bc I don’t want to them to get the notif lmfao..)
If you are a mutual of mine, feel free to ask for my discord user! I’m much more active on there than I am here, and I swear I’m a little more tame (lie. very much a lie)
4c is now canonically a shiny pokemon on the ccsmp, including the noise and effects! Bonus: a conversation had when 4c discovered this fun feature
Transcript under the cut
Legundo: (faint shiny noise, sounds like tinkling of bells)--like, mud brick looking pokeball. But it'll be just big enough that like, we'll be able to do the--(shiny noise) little like, level fi--
Jaw: Do you need--wait. I hear a shiny.
Nom: It's occurred to me that--
Legundo: I also hear a shiny.
Nom: Oohh. (he snorts)
Jaw: Wait!…What? (Nom snorts again, and the shiny noise plays) Oh, is he playing it on a soundboard?
Nom: (sounding amused) No, I'm not. You'll--it--don't worry about it. (shiny noise, Nom laughs)
Jaw: (quietly) What?
Legundo: Oh, 4c, is that you? (shiny noise)
Jaw: (sadly) Oh. Is he?
Legundo: I don't think it is.
Jaw: Hold on, is there--(shiny noise) No, it is, I hear someone moving!
Nom: Do you guys have the map on? (two seconds silence, then the shiny noise)
Jaw: It's like, right--here?
Nom: If you have the map on you can see the yellow outline for shinies-- (shiny noise)
Jaw: Okay, it's definitely fake then.
Legundo: Alright, get up here.
Nom: Depending on-(shiny noise) if you have the texture pack on. (shiny noise, five seconds of silence as Legundo digs, then shiny noise again)
Jaw: Do you think it's under there? Wait Legs, wait Legs--(Legundo spots 4c hiding underground, and the shiny noise plays again)
4c: So I have a situation. (Legundo laughs, and Nom joins in)
Jaw: Oh--
Legundo: Hi buddy. (shiny noise)
4c: I have a situation--
Nom: Hey look, its a shiny.
4c: --this isn't a soundboard.
Nom: It's a shiny ditto.
Legundo: This isn't a soundboard? (shiny noise)
Jaw: What?
4c: (voice small) No.
Nom: (sounding gleeful) Nope! (4c giggles)
Legundo: Wait, have you been made shiny? (Nom is laughing, shiny noise plays, and Jaw throws a pokeball at 4c)
Jaw: What!
Nom: He's a shiny ditto!
4c: I logged on-this--it is sick and twisted, (Legundo begins laughing) it is sick and twisted.
Jaw: That is--
4c: I logged on today, and--(shiny noise) I can't sneak around, I can't pretend to be other people, I--(Legundo laughs even harder) I literally--I logged on and I get a DM from Cherri--
Legundo: Did we canonically make you a shiny ditto? (shiny noise)
4c: I--it's not--I don't even-I don't even say that! That's not even a thing that I started! (Legundo laughs) That's not a-that's (shiny noise) not a me thing! (Legundo laughs harder)
Jaw: That is awesome. (Legundo claps, still laughing)
4c: Cherri-Cherri sent (shiny noise) me a message saying "do you like that you sparkle?" and I said "how could you," and Cherri goes, "now we can tell you a part," smiley face. (shiny noise) Actually sick and twisted.
Legundo: Oh my god, this is sick and twisted but in the best way possible.
4c: This is just messed up.
Jaw: (reading chat) "We could just hug him or something," that's so funny.
4c: I-look, I sparkle. (shiny noise)
Jaw: You literally sparkle, this is like you're on MCCI right now, crazy. (shiny noise)
4c: When did they have the time to do this? (everyone laughs quietly)
Legundo: They probably just added the (shiny noise) shiny tag onto you.
Jaw: Mhm, probably.
4c: But like, you can't catch me, I'm not a pokemon. (Jaw throws a pokeball through him)
Legundo: (running to grab the pokeball that dropped, shiny noise) No but it's just MBT data, so like, they probably just--
Jaw: Stop picking up my-my po-(descends into laughter)
4c: This is my way of getting (shiny noise) pokeballs, I've gotten so many.
Legundo: I don't want these, they're too shiny. They're too-they're too yellow.
Jaw: (overlapping Legundo) What, the yellow ones? Yellow! (shiny noise)
Legundo: This is glorious.
4c: I'm gonna have to live with this, it's so loud, it's like very loud on my end. (shiny noise)
Legundo: I can only imagine what it is from your own perspective.
4c: My only joy is going to other people and pranking them now while (shiny noise) they're live by making them-by making (through laughter) the sound effect wherever I am. They'll never know (shiny noise) if it's a shiny or me.
Legundo: Oh no.
4c: I'm never going to be able to find shinies though, that's the worst part. (shiny noise) Like I-I'm screwed.
Jaw: You're--that's, that's actually insane. You-you've been (shiny noise) you've been like damned to hell, like that's crazy.
Legundo: Oh, that's the worst, cause you just hear it--
4c: (overlapping Legundo) Not the first time--(shiny noise)
Legundo: --all the time. What--(he coughs)
Jaw: Yeah! This is your own personal hell dude.
Legundo: I'm gonna say this, and this is gonna come across as cruel. (shiny noise) Have you tried dying.
4c: No.
Legundo: That might reset your data. (shiny noise, then five seconds of silence as 4c races over to the bed to set spawn)
Jaw: Alright--
Nom: Wait, I heard we're killing 4c(shiny noise), hold up.
Jaw: Alright soldier.
Legundo: Now hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on--no no no no no--
4c: I have twenty-two levels--
Legundo: No. No no no no no no. No. We can make this--(shiny noise)
Jaw: Wait, let's use this! Legs, look--
4c: I have twenty-two levels, are--you know you're killing--
Legundo: (overlapping 4c) No.
4c: --a shiny Pokemon if you do this. (shiny noise)
Jaw: Right here.
Legundo: We can make this interesting. Hold on. (Jaw gasps)
Jaw: Oh that's true!
4c: Twenty-two levels, I have to say goodbye.
Legundo: Let me get a trapdoor. Just give me a second.
Jaw: Alright, Legs, here. I mean, we got one right here, I think this is good enough right here. (shiny noise)
Legundo: Okay, that's--
4c: I'm losing all my levels--
Jaw: Alright, let me know when, Legs, you pull the trigger.
Legundo: Well, this will be fun. Go for it. (4c shoots Legundo, lighting him on fire) Ow.
Jaw: (softly, sadly) Goodbye 4c.
4c: That didn't do damage.
Legundo: Happy birthday 4c. (shiny noise)
Jaw: Did that to anything to you?
4c: No. That did nothing.
Nom: Oh it's happening again.
Legundo: You should probably take your armor off, dude.
Nom: Oh, it's happening again. (shiny noise)
Legundo: Okay, maybe take the armor off, dude.
Nom: Or maybe go more than four blocks above his head. (shiny noise)
Jaw: Yeah, here, toss it up to me, toss it up to me.
Nom: (through laughter) Like. Are we so for real.
Jaw: Or actually, let m--I'll come down, I'll grab it, hold on.
4c: I'm low health now. (goat horn noise) I should die here. (shiny noise)
Jaw: Alright, toss it up. (Legundo tosses it up, it falls to the ground and Jaw drops down with it) Okay.
Legundo: That didn't hurt, that didn't work.
Jaw: Alright. (shiny noise) Why did it-why am I not picking it up--
Nom: This is…
Jaw: Alright, there we go.
4c: The experiment. Will I be cured. (shiny noise)
Jaw: It's the Atropos Machine all over again. Alright, here we go--(shiny noise)
4c: I wonder if milk solves it.
Jaw: Alright 4c--
Legundo: Milk will not solve it, it's not a potion effect. (shiny noise, then two seconds of silence) Happy birthday 4c.
Jaw: (like speaking through tears) You're such a good friend, 4c. (Nom places down a crafting table above 4c's head)
4c: Do I even look? (when the dripstone hits the crafting table, Legundo laughs, smacks Nom, as Nom begins laughing as well)
Jaw: What???
Legundo: You absolute gremlin, you absolute gremlin.
4c: I saw-I didn't even have to see it.
Legundo: You absolute gremlin.
Jaw: Are you kidding me? (Nom continues laughing) Luckily, I have four left.
4c: Jaw-does Jaw even have dripstone left? Oh, yes.
Jaw: Yeah, I have multiple. (He drops the dripstone on 4c again, who moves a block out of the way) I fricken hate you. (Legundo begins laughing)
4c: Jaw, why did you miss?
Legundo: Jaw, how did you miss? (shiny noise)
Jaw: Look, I'm sorry! It's hard to aim with drip-I'm not Fluxion, alright? C'mon. (he drops dripstone on 4c, who dies, and then the shiny noise plays) Yay! Oh, he's still shiny. Oh, he's still shiny.
Legundo: Oh, you're still shiny.
Nom: Ooooh.
Jaw: (falls from his pillar) Owchie.
4c: (moans in pain)
Legundo: Oh nooooo.
Jaw: Oh he's cooked, oh he's actually cooked.
4c is now canonically a shiny pokemon on the ccsmp, including the noise and effects! Bonus: a conversation had when 4c discovered this fun feature
Transcript under the cut
Legundo: (faint shiny noise, sounds like tinkling of bells)--like, mud brick looking pokeball. But it'll be just big enough that like, we'll be able to do the--(shiny noise) little like, level fi--
Jaw: Do you need--wait. I hear a shiny.
Nom: It's occurred to me that--
Legundo: I also hear a shiny.
Nom: Oohh. (he snorts)
Jaw: Wait!…What? (Nom snorts again, and the shiny noise plays) Oh, is he playing it on a soundboard?
Nom: (sounding amused) No, I'm not. You'll--it--don't worry about it. (shiny noise, Nom laughs)
Jaw: (quietly) What?
Legundo: Oh, 4c, is that you? (shiny noise)
Jaw: (sadly) Oh. Is he?
Legundo: I don't think it is.
Jaw: Hold on, is there--(shiny noise) No, it is, I hear someone moving!
Nom: Do you guys have the map on? (two seconds silence, then the shiny noise)
Jaw: It's like, right--here?
Nom: If you have the map on you can see the yellow outline for shinies-- (shiny noise)
Jaw: Okay, it's definitely fake then.
Legundo: Alright, get up here.
Nom: Depending on-(shiny noise) if you have the texture pack on. (shiny noise, five seconds of silence as Legundo digs, then shiny noise again)
Jaw: Do you think it's under there? Wait Legs, wait Legs--(Legundo spots 4c hiding underground, and the shiny noise plays again)
4c: So I have a situation. (Legundo laughs, and Nom joins in)
Jaw: Oh--
Legundo: Hi buddy. (shiny noise)
4c: I have a situation--
Nom: Hey look, its a shiny.
4c: --this isn't a soundboard.
Nom: It's a shiny ditto.
Legundo: This isn't a soundboard? (shiny noise)
Jaw: What?
4c: (voice small) No.
Nom: (sounding gleeful) Nope! (4c giggles)
Legundo: Wait, have you been made shiny? (Nom is laughing, shiny noise plays, and Jaw throws a pokeball at 4c)
Jaw: What!
Nom: He's a shiny ditto!
4c: I logged on-this--it is sick and twisted, (Legundo begins laughing) it is sick and twisted.
Jaw: That is--
4c: I logged on today, and--(shiny noise) I can't sneak around, I can't pretend to be other people, I--(Legundo laughs even harder) I literally--I logged on and I get a DM from Cherri--
Legundo: Did we canonically make you a shiny ditto? (shiny noise)
4c: I--it's not--I don't even-I don't even say that! That's not even a thing that I started! (Legundo laughs) That's not a-that's (shiny noise) not a me thing! (Legundo laughs harder)
Jaw: That is awesome. (Legundo claps, still laughing)
4c: Cherri-Cherri sent (shiny noise) me a message saying "do you like that you sparkle?" and I said "how could you," and Cherri goes, "now we can tell you a part," smiley face. (shiny noise) Actually sick and twisted.
Legundo: Oh my god, this is sick and twisted but in the best way possible.
4c: This is just messed up.
Jaw: (reading chat) "We could just hug him or something," that's so funny.
4c: I-look, I sparkle. (shiny noise)
Jaw: You literally sparkle, this is like you're on MCCI right now, crazy. (shiny noise)
4c: When did they have the time to do this? (everyone laughs quietly)
Legundo: They probably just added the (shiny noise) shiny tag onto you.
Jaw: Mhm, probably.
4c: But like, you can't catch me, I'm not a pokemon. (Jaw throws a pokeball through him)
Legundo: (running to grab the pokeball that dropped, shiny noise) No but it's just MBT data, so like, they probably just--
Jaw: Stop picking up my-my po-(descends into laughter)
4c: This is my way of getting (shiny noise) pokeballs, I've gotten so many.
Legundo: I don't want these, they're too shiny. They're too-they're too yellow.
Jaw: (overlapping Legundo) What, the yellow ones? Yellow! (shiny noise)
Legundo: This is glorious.
4c: I'm gonna have to live with this, it's so loud, it's like very loud on my end. (shiny noise)
Legundo: I can only imagine what it is from your own perspective.
4c: My only joy is going to other people and pranking them now while (shiny noise) they're live by making them-by making (through laughter) the sound effect wherever I am. They'll never know (shiny noise) if it's a shiny or me.
Legundo: Oh no.
4c: I'm never going to be able to find shinies though, that's the worst part. (shiny noise) Like I-I'm screwed.
Jaw: You're--that's, that's actually insane. You-you've been (shiny noise) you've been like damned to hell, like that's crazy.
Legundo: Oh, that's the worst, cause you just hear it--
4c: (overlapping Legundo) Not the first time--(shiny noise)
Legundo: --all the time. What--(he coughs)
Jaw: Yeah! This is your own personal hell dude.
Legundo: I'm gonna say this, and this is gonna come across as cruel. (shiny noise) Have you tried dying.
4c: No.
Legundo: That might reset your data. (shiny noise, then five seconds of silence as 4c races over to the bed to set spawn)
Jaw: Alright--
Nom: Wait, I heard we're killing 4c(shiny noise), hold up.
Jaw: Alright soldier.
Legundo: Now hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on--no no no no no--
4c: I have twenty-two levels--
Legundo: No. No no no no no no. No. We can make this--(shiny noise)
Jaw: Wait, let's use this! Legs, look--
4c: I have twenty-two levels, are--you know you're killing--
Legundo: (overlapping 4c) No.
4c: --a shiny Pokemon if you do this. (shiny noise)
Jaw: Right here.
Legundo: We can make this interesting. Hold on. (Jaw gasps)
Jaw: Oh that's true!
4c: Twenty-two levels, I have to say goodbye.
Legundo: Let me get a trapdoor. Just give me a second.
Jaw: Alright, Legs, here. I mean, we got one right here, I think this is good enough right here. (shiny noise)
Legundo: Okay, that's--
4c: I'm losing all my levels--
Jaw: Alright, let me know when, Legs, you pull the trigger.
Legundo: Well, this will be fun. Go for it. (4c shoots Legundo, lighting him on fire) Ow.
Jaw: (softly, sadly) Goodbye 4c.
4c: That didn't do damage.
Legundo: Happy birthday 4c. (shiny noise)
Jaw: Did that to anything to you?
4c: No. That did nothing.
Nom: Oh it's happening again.
Legundo: You should probably take your armor off, dude.
Nom: Oh, it's happening again. (shiny noise)
Legundo: Okay, maybe take the armor off, dude.
Nom: Or maybe go more than four blocks above his head. (shiny noise)
Jaw: Yeah, here, toss it up to me, toss it up to me.
Nom: (through laughter) Like. Are we so for real.
Jaw: Or actually, let m--I'll come down, I'll grab it, hold on.
4c: I'm low health now. (goat horn noise) I should die here. (shiny noise)
Jaw: Alright, toss it up. (Legundo tosses it up, it falls to the ground and Jaw drops down with it) Okay.
Legundo: That didn't hurt, that didn't work.
Jaw: Alright. (shiny noise) Why did it-why am I not picking it up--
Nom: This is…
Jaw: Alright, there we go.
4c: The experiment. Will I be cured. (shiny noise)
Jaw: It's the Atropos Machine all over again. Alright, here we go--(shiny noise)
4c: I wonder if milk solves it.
Jaw: Alright 4c--
Legundo: Milk will not solve it, it's not a potion effect. (shiny noise, then two seconds of silence) Happy birthday 4c.
Jaw: (like speaking through tears) You're such a good friend, 4c. (Nom places down a crafting table above 4c's head)
4c: Do I even look? (when the dripstone hits the crafting table, Legundo laughs, smacks Nom, as Nom begins laughing as well)
Jaw: What???
Legundo: You absolute gremlin, you absolute gremlin.
4c: I saw-I didn't even have to see it.
Legundo: You absolute gremlin.
Jaw: Are you kidding me? (Nom continues laughing) Luckily, I have four left.
4c: Jaw-does Jaw even have dripstone left? Oh, yes.
Jaw: Yeah, I have multiple. (He drops the dripstone on 4c again, who moves a block out of the way) I fricken hate you. (Legundo begins laughing)
4c: Jaw, why did you miss?
Legundo: Jaw, how did you miss? (shiny noise)
Jaw: Look, I'm sorry! It's hard to aim with drip-I'm not Fluxion, alright? C'mon. (he drops dripstone on 4c, who dies, and then the shiny noise plays) Yay! Oh, he's still shiny. Oh, he's still shiny.
Legundo: Oh, you're still shiny.
Nom: Ooooh.
Jaw: (falls from his pillar) Owchie.
4c: (moans in pain)
Legundo: Oh nooooo.
Jaw: Oh he's cooked, oh he's actually cooked.
4c is now canonically a shiny pokemon on the ccsmp, including the noise and effects! Bonus: a conversation had when 4c discovered this fun feature
Transcript under the cut
Legundo: (faint shiny noise, sounds like tinkling of bells)--like, mud brick looking pokeball. But it'll be just big enough that like, we'll be able to do the--(shiny noise) little like, level fi--
Jaw: Do you need--wait. I hear a shiny.
Nom: It's occurred to me that--
Legundo: I also hear a shiny.
Nom: Oohh. (he snorts)
Jaw: Wait!…What? (Nom snorts again, and the shiny noise plays) Oh, is he playing it on a soundboard?
Nom: (sounding amused) No, I'm not. You'll--it--don't worry about it. (shiny noise, Nom laughs)
Jaw: (quietly) What?
Legundo: Oh, 4c, is that you? (shiny noise)
Jaw: (sadly) Oh. Is he?
Legundo: I don't think it is.
Jaw: Hold on, is there--(shiny noise) No, it is, I hear someone moving!
Nom: Do you guys have the map on? (two seconds silence, then the shiny noise)
Jaw: It's like, right--here?
Nom: If you have the map on you can see the yellow outline for shinies-- (shiny noise)
Jaw: Okay, it's definitely fake then.
Legundo: Alright, get up here.
Nom: Depending on-(shiny noise) if you have the texture pack on. (shiny noise, five seconds of silence as Legundo digs, then shiny noise again)
Jaw: Do you think it's under there? Wait Legs, wait Legs--(Legundo spots 4c hiding underground, and the shiny noise plays again)
4c: So I have a situation. (Legundo laughs, and Nom joins in)
Jaw: Oh--
Legundo: Hi buddy. (shiny noise)
4c: I have a situation--
Nom: Hey look, its a shiny.
4c: --this isn't a soundboard.
Nom: It's a shiny ditto.
Legundo: This isn't a soundboard? (shiny noise)
Jaw: What?
4c: (voice small) No.
Nom: (sounding gleeful) Nope! (4c giggles)
Legundo: Wait, have you been made shiny? (Nom is laughing, shiny noise plays, and Jaw throws a pokeball at 4c)
Jaw: What!
Nom: He's a shiny ditto!
4c: I logged on-this--it is sick and twisted, (Legundo begins laughing) it is sick and twisted.
Jaw: That is--
4c: I logged on today, and--(shiny noise) I can't sneak around, I can't pretend to be other people, I--(Legundo laughs even harder) I literally--I logged on and I get a DM from Cherri--
Legundo: Did we canonically make you a shiny ditto? (shiny noise)
4c: I--it's not--I don't even-I don't even say that! That's not even a thing that I started! (Legundo laughs) That's not a-that's (shiny noise) not a me thing! (Legundo laughs harder)
Jaw: That is awesome. (Legundo claps, still laughing)
4c: Cherri-Cherri sent (shiny noise) me a message saying "do you like that you sparkle?" and I said "how could you," and Cherri goes, "now we can tell you a part," smiley face. (shiny noise) Actually sick and twisted.
Legundo: Oh my god, this is sick and twisted but in the best way possible.
4c: This is just messed up.
Jaw: (reading chat) "We could just hug him or something," that's so funny.
4c: I-look, I sparkle. (shiny noise)
Jaw: You literally sparkle, this is like you're on MCCI right now, crazy. (shiny noise)
4c: When did they have the time to do this? (everyone laughs quietly)
Legundo: They probably just added the (shiny noise) shiny tag onto you.
Jaw: Mhm, probably.
4c: But like, you can't catch me, I'm not a pokemon. (Jaw throws a pokeball through him)
Legundo: (running to grab the pokeball that dropped, shiny noise) No but it's just MBT data, so like, they probably just--
Jaw: Stop picking up my-my po-(descends into laughter)
4c: This is my way of getting (shiny noise) pokeballs, I've gotten so many.
Legundo: I don't want these, they're too shiny. They're too-they're too yellow.
Jaw: (overlapping Legundo) What, the yellow ones? Yellow! (shiny noise)
Legundo: This is glorious.
4c: I'm gonna have to live with this, it's so loud, it's like very loud on my end. (shiny noise)
Legundo: I can only imagine what it is from your own perspective.
4c: My only joy is going to other people and pranking them now while (shiny noise) they're live by making them-by making (through laughter) the sound effect wherever I am. They'll never know (shiny noise) if it's a shiny or me.
Legundo: Oh no.
4c: I'm never going to be able to find shinies though, that's the worst part. (shiny noise) Like I-I'm screwed.
Jaw: You're--that's, that's actually insane. You-you've been (shiny noise) you've been like damned to hell, like that's crazy.
Legundo: Oh, that's the worst, cause you just hear it--
4c: (overlapping Legundo) Not the first time--(shiny noise)
Legundo: --all the time. What--(he coughs)
Jaw: Yeah! This is your own personal hell dude.
Legundo: I'm gonna say this, and this is gonna come across as cruel. (shiny noise) Have you tried dying.
4c: No.
Legundo: That might reset your data. (shiny noise, then five seconds of silence as 4c races over to the bed to set spawn)
Jaw: Alright--
Nom: Wait, I heard we're killing 4c(shiny noise), hold up.
Jaw: Alright soldier.
Legundo: Now hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on--no no no no no--
4c: I have twenty-two levels--
Legundo: No. No no no no no no. No. We can make this--(shiny noise)
Jaw: Wait, let's use this! Legs, look--
4c: I have twenty-two levels, are--you know you're killing--
Legundo: (overlapping 4c) No.
4c: --a shiny Pokemon if you do this. (shiny noise)
Jaw: Right here.
Legundo: We can make this interesting. Hold on. (Jaw gasps)
Jaw: Oh that's true!
4c: Twenty-two levels, I have to say goodbye.
Legundo: Let me get a trapdoor. Just give me a second.
Jaw: Alright, Legs, here. I mean, we got one right here, I think this is good enough right here. (shiny noise)
Legundo: Okay, that's--
4c: I'm losing all my levels--
Jaw: Alright, let me know when, Legs, you pull the trigger.
Legundo: Well, this will be fun. Go for it. (4c shoots Legundo, lighting him on fire) Ow.
Jaw: (softly, sadly) Goodbye 4c.
4c: That didn't do damage.
Legundo: Happy birthday 4c. (shiny noise)
Jaw: Did that to anything to you?
4c: No. That did nothing.
Nom: Oh it's happening again.
Legundo: You should probably take your armor off, dude.
Nom: Oh, it's happening again. (shiny noise)
Legundo: Okay, maybe take the armor off, dude.
Nom: Or maybe go more than four blocks above his head. (shiny noise)
Jaw: Yeah, here, toss it up to me, toss it up to me.
Nom: (through laughter) Like. Are we so for real.
Jaw: Or actually, let m--I'll come down, I'll grab it, hold on.
4c: I'm low health now. (goat horn noise) I should die here. (shiny noise)
Jaw: Alright, toss it up. (Legundo tosses it up, it falls to the ground and Jaw drops down with it) Okay.
Legundo: That didn't hurt, that didn't work.
Jaw: Alright. (shiny noise) Why did it-why am I not picking it up--
Nom: This is…
Jaw: Alright, there we go.
4c: The experiment. Will I be cured. (shiny noise)
Jaw: It's the Atropos Machine all over again. Alright, here we go--(shiny noise)
4c: I wonder if milk solves it.
Jaw: Alright 4c--
Legundo: Milk will not solve it, it's not a potion effect. (shiny noise, then two seconds of silence) Happy birthday 4c.
Jaw: (like speaking through tears) You're such a good friend, 4c. (Nom places down a crafting table above 4c's head)
4c: Do I even look? (when the dripstone hits the crafting table, Legundo laughs, smacks Nom, as Nom begins laughing as well)
Jaw: What???
Legundo: You absolute gremlin, you absolute gremlin.
4c: I saw-I didn't even have to see it.
Legundo: You absolute gremlin.
Jaw: Are you kidding me? (Nom continues laughing) Luckily, I have four left.
4c: Jaw-does Jaw even have dripstone left? Oh, yes.
Jaw: Yeah, I have multiple. (He drops the dripstone on 4c again, who moves a block out of the way) I fricken hate you. (Legundo begins laughing)
4c: Jaw, why did you miss?
Legundo: Jaw, how did you miss? (shiny noise)
Jaw: Look, I'm sorry! It's hard to aim with drip-I'm not Fluxion, alright? C'mon. (he drops dripstone on 4c, who dies, and then the shiny noise plays) Yay! Oh, he's still shiny. Oh, he's still shiny.
Legundo: Oh, you're still shiny.
Nom: Ooooh.
Jaw: (falls from his pillar) Owchie.
4c: (moans in pain)
Legundo: Oh nooooo.
Jaw: Oh he's cooked, oh he's actually cooked.
4c is now canonically a shiny pokemon on the ccsmp, including the noise and effects! Bonus: a conversation had when 4c discovered this fun feature
Transcript under the cut
Legundo: (faint shiny noise, sounds like tinkling of bells)--like, mud brick looking pokeball. But it'll be just big enough that like, we'll be able to do the--(shiny noise) little like, level fi--
Jaw: Do you need--wait. I hear a shiny.
Nom: It's occurred to me that--
Legundo: I also hear a shiny.
Nom: Oohh. (he snorts)
Jaw: Wait!…What? (Nom snorts again, and the shiny noise plays) Oh, is he playing it on a soundboard?
Nom: (sounding amused) No, I'm not. You'll--it--don't worry about it. (shiny noise, Nom laughs)
Jaw: (quietly) What?
Legundo: Oh, 4c, is that you? (shiny noise)
Jaw: (sadly) Oh. Is he?
Legundo: I don't think it is.
Jaw: Hold on, is there--(shiny noise) No, it is, I hear someone moving!
Nom: Do you guys have the map on? (two seconds silence, then the shiny noise)
Jaw: It's like, right--here?
Nom: If you have the map on you can see the yellow outline for shinies-- (shiny noise)
Jaw: Okay, it's definitely fake then.
Legundo: Alright, get up here.
Nom: Depending on-(shiny noise) if you have the texture pack on. (shiny noise, five seconds of silence as Legundo digs, then shiny noise again)
Jaw: Do you think it's under there? Wait Legs, wait Legs--(Legundo spots 4c hiding underground, and the shiny noise plays again)
4c: So I have a situation. (Legundo laughs, and Nom joins in)
Jaw: Oh--
Legundo: Hi buddy. (shiny noise)
4c: I have a situation--
Nom: Hey look, its a shiny.
4c: --this isn't a soundboard.
Nom: It's a shiny ditto.
Legundo: This isn't a soundboard? (shiny noise)
Jaw: What?
4c: (voice small) No.
Nom: (sounding gleeful) Nope! (4c giggles)
Legundo: Wait, have you been made shiny? (Nom is laughing, shiny noise plays, and Jaw throws a pokeball at 4c)
Jaw: What!
Nom: He's a shiny ditto!
4c: I logged on-this--it is sick and twisted, (Legundo begins laughing) it is sick and twisted.
Jaw: That is--
4c: I logged on today, and--(shiny noise) I can't sneak around, I can't pretend to be other people, I--(Legundo laughs even harder) I literally--I logged on and I get a DM from Cherri--
Legundo: Did we canonically make you a shiny ditto? (shiny noise)
4c: I--it's not--I don't even-I don't even say that! That's not even a thing that I started! (Legundo laughs) That's not a-that's (shiny noise) not a me thing! (Legundo laughs harder)
Jaw: That is awesome. (Legundo claps, still laughing)
4c: Cherri-Cherri sent (shiny noise) me a message saying "do you like that you sparkle?" and I said "how could you," and Cherri goes, "now we can tell you a part," smiley face. (shiny noise) Actually sick and twisted.
Legundo: Oh my god, this is sick and twisted but in the best way possible.
4c: This is just messed up.
Jaw: (reading chat) "We could just hug him or something," that's so funny.
4c: I-look, I sparkle. (shiny noise)
Jaw: You literally sparkle, this is like you're on MCCI right now, crazy. (shiny noise)
4c: When did they have the time to do this? (everyone laughs quietly)
Legundo: They probably just added the (shiny noise) shiny tag onto you.
Jaw: Mhm, probably.
4c: But like, you can't catch me, I'm not a pokemon. (Jaw throws a pokeball through him)
Legundo: (running to grab the pokeball that dropped, shiny noise) No but it's just MBT data, so like, they probably just--
Jaw: Stop picking up my-my po-(descends into laughter)
4c: This is my way of getting (shiny noise) pokeballs, I've gotten so many.
Legundo: I don't want these, they're too shiny. They're too-they're too yellow.
Jaw: (overlapping Legundo) What, the yellow ones? Yellow! (shiny noise)
Legundo: This is glorious.
4c: I'm gonna have to live with this, it's so loud, it's like very loud on my end. (shiny noise)
Legundo: I can only imagine what it is from your own perspective.
4c: My only joy is going to other people and pranking them now while (shiny noise) they're live by making them-by making (through laughter) the sound effect wherever I am. They'll never know (shiny noise) if it's a shiny or me.
Legundo: Oh no.
4c: I'm never going to be able to find shinies though, that's the worst part. (shiny noise) Like I-I'm screwed.
Jaw: You're--that's, that's actually insane. You-you've been (shiny noise) you've been like damned to hell, like that's crazy.
Legundo: Oh, that's the worst, cause you just hear it--
4c: (overlapping Legundo) Not the first time--(shiny noise)
Legundo: --all the time. What--(he coughs)
Jaw: Yeah! This is your own personal hell dude.
Legundo: I'm gonna say this, and this is gonna come across as cruel. (shiny noise) Have you tried dying.
4c: No.
Legundo: That might reset your data. (shiny noise, then five seconds of silence as 4c races over to the bed to set spawn)
Jaw: Alright--
Nom: Wait, I heard we're killing 4c(shiny noise), hold up.
Jaw: Alright soldier.
Legundo: Now hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on--no no no no no--
4c: I have twenty-two levels--
Legundo: No. No no no no no no. No. We can make this--(shiny noise)
Jaw: Wait, let's use this! Legs, look--
4c: I have twenty-two levels, are--you know you're killing--
Legundo: (overlapping 4c) No.
4c: --a shiny Pokemon if you do this. (shiny noise)
Jaw: Right here.
Legundo: We can make this interesting. Hold on. (Jaw gasps)
Jaw: Oh that's true!
4c: Twenty-two levels, I have to say goodbye.
Legundo: Let me get a trapdoor. Just give me a second.
Jaw: Alright, Legs, here. I mean, we got one right here, I think this is good enough right here. (shiny noise)
Legundo: Okay, that's--
4c: I'm losing all my levels--
Jaw: Alright, let me know when, Legs, you pull the trigger.
Legundo: Well, this will be fun. Go for it. (4c shoots Legundo, lighting him on fire) Ow.
Jaw: (softly, sadly) Goodbye 4c.
4c: That didn't do damage.
Legundo: Happy birthday 4c. (shiny noise)
Jaw: Did that to anything to you?
4c: No. That did nothing.
Nom: Oh it's happening again.
Legundo: You should probably take your armor off, dude.
Nom: Oh, it's happening again. (shiny noise)
Legundo: Okay, maybe take the armor off, dude.
Nom: Or maybe go more than four blocks above his head. (shiny noise)
Jaw: Yeah, here, toss it up to me, toss it up to me.
Nom: (through laughter) Like. Are we so for real.
Jaw: Or actually, let m--I'll come down, I'll grab it, hold on.
4c: I'm low health now. (goat horn noise) I should die here. (shiny noise)
Jaw: Alright, toss it up. (Legundo tosses it up, it falls to the ground and Jaw drops down with it) Okay.
Legundo: That didn't hurt, that didn't work.
Jaw: Alright. (shiny noise) Why did it-why am I not picking it up--
Nom: This is…
Jaw: Alright, there we go.
4c: The experiment. Will I be cured. (shiny noise)
Jaw: It's the Atropos Machine all over again. Alright, here we go--(shiny noise)
4c: I wonder if milk solves it.
Jaw: Alright 4c--
Legundo: Milk will not solve it, it's not a potion effect. (shiny noise, then two seconds of silence) Happy birthday 4c.
Jaw: (like speaking through tears) You're such a good friend, 4c. (Nom places down a crafting table above 4c's head)
4c: Do I even look? (when the dripstone hits the crafting table, Legundo laughs, smacks Nom, as Nom begins laughing as well)
Jaw: What???
Legundo: You absolute gremlin, you absolute gremlin.
4c: I saw-I didn't even have to see it.
Legundo: You absolute gremlin.
Jaw: Are you kidding me? (Nom continues laughing) Luckily, I have four left.
4c: Jaw-does Jaw even have dripstone left? Oh, yes.
Jaw: Yeah, I have multiple. (He drops the dripstone on 4c again, who moves a block out of the way) I fricken hate you. (Legundo begins laughing)
4c: Jaw, why did you miss?
Legundo: Jaw, how did you miss? (shiny noise)
Jaw: Look, I'm sorry! It's hard to aim with drip-I'm not Fluxion, alright? C'mon. (he drops dripstone on 4c, who dies, and then the shiny noise plays) Yay! Oh, he's still shiny. Oh, he's still shiny.
Legundo: Oh, you're still shiny.
Nom: Ooooh.
Jaw: (falls from his pillar) Owchie.
4c: (moans in pain)
Legundo: Oh nooooo.
Jaw: Oh he's cooked, oh he's actually cooked.
a long overdue lumberjack and a sprinkle of jazz, just as you asked for
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The room was grand, pillars of gold stretching towards the ceiling, like loyal guards on watch. They looked strong, it would take at least a dozen men to tip them, a secure reminder of where they were. Chandeliers, in dozens, hung high in the dome shaped ceilings. Strange choice for a vampire ball, but Owen wasn’t one to complain. At the very end of the room, a wall of glass also reached the ceiling. They must really love ceilings, he thought. Different accents of gold and off-pure white coming from the worn-down marble, sent a warm hue through the room. The room were filled to the brim with other fellow vampires, every single one dressed from head to toe in fine attire.
In the corner to his right hand, a live band was playing, soothing music reaching his ears before continuing to the rest of the space. A slight shuffling sound from besides him makes him turn, facing the other -Jack Von Pyroscythe. The young sire seems to be in slight distress, not having laid eyes on his fledgling yet. Owen didn’t know this feeling, he had never sired anyone before, but he knew from Scott that not knowing where your newest fledgling was, caused great distress upon the sire. Not that Scot had ever shown that, he moved on from Pyro as fast as he could, taking Shelby, Pyro’s fledgling, to him, leaving the scholar behind to drown.
But this wasn’t Shelby, and they were not Scott. Pyro actually cared for his new fledgling. It was the whole reason he had let them drag him along, and the reason he sighed, and laid a hand on their shoulder.
“She’s here, I’m sure of that.” He spoke to the nervous sire, as the nerves in his shoulders let up at tiny bit. Pyro nodded, before taking Owen’s hand, braiding their fingers and moving further into the crowd. The sound of fluttering caught their ears, and they both looked up, only to see a second ball, one consisting of bats, dancing away in the air. They moved their wings in hypnotic patterns, moving with the music at another rhythm than the vampires on the floor.
