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dont piss me off. next time you go on a trip im filling your house with galapagos finches. by the time you return, they've evolved to fill your niche. they're a better spouse to your partner. they're a better parent for your child. and? they're a better friend to me than you ever were.

kragehund-est

one time i accidentally left a flock of galapagos finches overnight in the music store i worked in. by the time i punched into work the next day, they had evolved to fill the niches of each instrument. now they're a world-renowned band. maybe you've heard of... fleetwood mac?

who is cheesy michael and why won't my fyp shut the hell up about him

#thoughts #cheeeeesy miiiiichael open up the doooor...

pumpkinhrat

She would, in fact, download a car

i say "omg i love odyssey duo" but Little do they Know that their story arc horrifically and agonizingly describes something that happened in my personal life and now i have to throw up

#thoughts #i don't fucking play about them #me when a guy who is purple and really likes puzzles is doomed best friends with a guy who is green and bird coded #who ends up suffocated by the friendship.#i would have 2 nickels btw #'i'm going to remember you as the wifies i used to know #the one who cared about other people and was kind to everyone"#(you are just good)#fuckass series why did i have to get involved with this #they probably won't see this right? but i'm sorry.#i think about you every day

etto427

i like these guys, theyre weird

beafraidandhappy

it's almost june who wants to go looking for a dead welsh king in the mountains

athenadeen

Hey guys do you think that after DAWTDE that Avery looked outside his window and watched the fireworks, and the last one he saw was a red and gold one. Hey guys do you think that before Derek died, he risked a look away from his computer and out the window, and the last firework he saw before dying was green.

Hey guys do you think Avery always wears some sort of red in his outfits to remember/honor Derek. Hey guys do you think Avery makes a bracelet that’s red and gold and absolutely never takes it off, and if it breaks he cries for hours before making another one. Hey guys do you think Avery gets a red hoodie and wears it whenever he’s sad, and it makes him feel better.

Hey guys do you think Avery only wears red on Christmas instead of red and green. Hey guys do you think Avery locks himself in his room every new years and New Year’s Eve and plays minecraft, pretending Derek is there and building things he thinks Derek would like. Hey guys do you think Avery learns redstone just because he thinks Derek would be amazing at it.

Hey guys do you think Avery, who canonically lives in the same universe as us, sees all the fanart and gets sad that Derek isn’t there to get excited with him over it. Hey guys do you think Avery reads all the survival AU’s and cries and laughs over them, and tries to determine which ones he think are the most realistic.

fernfie

thanks squiddo for inventing arg yuri

kosmogrl

eclipse-ofthe-sun

ideoitwithapen

HC Derek as just really really awkward and shit when it comes to romance

he goes tomato red when him and Avery hold hands (for their entire relationship, no matter how long they’ve been dating), and it took them at least 5 months to have their first kiss.

I don’t really think Avery would be that flirty, at least not real flirting. I feel like he’d probably jokingly flirt with Derek, but nothing overly serious.

Avery’s love language is touch HC, and Derek’s is gift giving

AUGH Derek’s self sacrifice being not just a necessity but also a way to express his love for Avery because he’s literally giving the ultimate gift, his own life