Of course you're taken, if I had the opportunity I too would be trying to snatch you up faster that you can (LOUD GUNSHOT NOISES)
YEAH, WE ALL WANT HIM BUT HE HAS A WIFEY.
SO IN OTHER WORDS - JUST CUZ' THERE'S A GOALIE, IT DON'T MEAN YOU CAN'T STILL SCORE! CHASE YOUR DREAM, HE LOVES PUTTING RABBITS IN HIS SHED!!!
I wouldn’t recommend it, he already has a “rabbit” here in this shed. That rabbit being me, it’s boring in here, no cable tv, or hardly any internet, and trees so many trees..
But I would love some company, can’t promise North will keep you alive for long though. The only reason I’m alive is because I’m “important” to North, can’t get into too much detail on why though. - Sage ✦
GIRL HOW ARE YOU DATING AN EVAN AND STILL IN THIS GUY'S SHED??? HOW MANY SHEDS DOES HE HAVE?????
Wait- I spaced out while writing that post. Yes, you can point and laugh- though it was more like I was trying to recall a past memory, but spaced out while doing so.
And CORRECTION I’m actually MARRIED to an Evan - Sage
BRUHHHHH AND YOU PICKED THE WORST ONE TOO, YOUR MIND AIN'T SHIT HAHAHAHA
Rude, He’s not the worst Evan, and like any other Evan is either inhabited or dead from my knowledge.
Besides I love my husband, even though he’s a murderer and a psychopath but that doesn’t change a single thing. - Sage
NAH, HE'S DEFINITELY THE WORST ONE. I MEAN, HE ACTS ALL HABIT-Y WITHOUT EVEN HAVING ONE OF US IN THERE. WHAT DOES HE EVEN STAND TO GAIN OTHER THAN MAKING HIMSELF INTO A REALLY FUNNY TARGET?
WHATEVER THOUGH, IF YOU WANNA TAP THAT, I AIN'T GONNA STOP YOU, BUT I WILL ENJOY WATCHING THE INEVITABLE TRAINWRECK HEHE
Yeah yeah yeah, don’t you have someone else to mess with? Or did Eclipse leave you or your mall so now your all lonely or something? - Sage
EH, I'M CHILLING AT STEPH'S PLACE RIGHT NOW, WE'RE WATCHING FINAL DESTINATION AND YAPPING ONLINE SO WOMP WOMP FOR YOU LOL
I’m surprised Eclipse isn’t with you man, though I can’t expect her to always be by your side since well she told me you two aren’t together like that.
Anyways if you excuse me I’m gonna go back to giving Evan kisses and such since he seems to be enjoying them right now- Sage









