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WELL HERE'S PART 1, YOU'LL GET PART 2 WHEN THE EDITORS STOP FUCKING UNIONIZING EVERY TIME I TURN MY BACK
- ♡
AT LONG LAST, PART 2. I'M NEVER HIRING INTERNS AGAIN, THESE FUCKING IDIOTS DESTROYED THE AUDIO, SO YOU DON'T GET TO HEAR ANY OF THE BABY GET
PART TWO ADDED FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE.
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found this on my hard drive, utterly incomprehensible. -ev
yaayy we get to hear our favorite bastard again! it's been YEARS man
IT HAS NOT BEEN YEARS, I WOULD KNOW IF IT'S BEEN YEARS
Oh... But all the fleas my pants were containing probably jumped out and onto you once I ditched it, so you might have already caught them... Sorry?
YOU DON'T GET TO HAVE VOICE FOR THIS. I'M GOING TO KILL YOU, RESUSCITATE YOU, KILL YOU AGAIN, AND THEN CHUCK YOUR CORPSE INTO A GARBAGE COMPACTOR.
These pants aren't staying on no matter what you do, brother. C'mere, give us anons a hug!!
Loathesome!!!!!
YEAH YEAH, I AIN'T DEAD. KEEP YOUR PANTS ON
Of course you're taken, if I had the opportunity I too would be trying to snatch you up faster that you can (LOUD GUNSHOT NOISES)
YEAH, WE ALL WANT HIM BUT HE HAS A WIFEY.
SO IN OTHER WORDS - JUST CUZ' THERE'S A GOALIE, IT DON'T MEAN YOU CAN'T STILL SCORE! CHASE YOUR DREAM, HE LOVES PUTTING RABBITS IN HIS SHED!!!
I wouldn’t recommend it, he already has a “rabbit” here in this shed. That rabbit being me, it’s boring in here, no cable tv, or hardly any internet, and trees so many trees..
But I would love some company, can’t promise North will keep you alive for long though. The only reason I’m alive is because I’m “important” to North, can’t get into too much detail on why though. - Sage ✦
GIRL HOW ARE YOU DATING AN EVAN AND STILL IN THIS GUY'S SHED??? HOW MANY SHEDS DOES HE HAVE?????
Wait- I spaced out while writing that post. Yes, you can point and laugh- though it was more like I was trying to recall a past memory, but spaced out while doing so.
And CORRECTION I’m actually MARRIED to an Evan - Sage
BRUHHHHH AND YOU PICKED THE WORST ONE TOO, YOUR MIND AIN'T SHIT HAHAHAHA
Rude, He’s not the worst Evan, and like any other Evan is either inhabited or dead from my knowledge.
Besides I love my husband, even though he’s a murderer and a psychopath but that doesn’t change a single thing. - Sage
NAH, HE'S DEFINITELY THE WORST ONE. I MEAN, HE ACTS ALL HABIT-Y WITHOUT EVEN HAVING ONE OF US IN THERE. WHAT DOES HE EVEN STAND TO GAIN OTHER THAN MAKING HIMSELF INTO A REALLY FUNNY TARGET?
WHATEVER THOUGH, IF YOU WANNA TAP THAT, I AIN'T GONNA STOP YOU, BUT I WILL ENJOY WATCHING THE INEVITABLE TRAINWRECK HEHE
Yeah yeah yeah, don’t you have someone else to mess with? Or did Eclipse leave you or your mall so now your all lonely or something? - Sage
EH, I'M CHILLING AT STEPH'S PLACE RIGHT NOW, WE'RE WATCHING FINAL DESTINATION AND YAPPING ONLINE SO WOMP WOMP FOR YOU LOL
I’m surprised Eclipse isn’t with you man, though I can’t expect her to always be by your side since well she told me you two aren’t together like that.
Anyways if you excuse me I’m gonna go back to giving Evan kisses and such since he seems to be enjoying them right now- Sage
WOMAN, I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT HAHA. I'M GONNA GO DO AN ARSON NOW
Of course you're taken, if I had the opportunity I too would be trying to snatch you up faster that you can (LOUD GUNSHOT NOISES)
YEAH, WE ALL WANT HIM BUT HE HAS A WIFEY.
SO IN OTHER WORDS - JUST CUZ' THERE'S A GOALIE, IT DON'T MEAN YOU CAN'T STILL SCORE! CHASE YOUR DREAM, HE LOVES PUTTING RABBITS IN HIS SHED!!!
I wouldn’t recommend it, he already has a “rabbit” here in this shed. That rabbit being me, it’s boring in here, no cable tv, or hardly any internet, and trees so many trees..
But I would love some company, can’t promise North will keep you alive for long though. The only reason I’m alive is because I’m “important” to North, can’t get into too much detail on why though. - Sage ✦
GIRL HOW ARE YOU DATING AN EVAN AND STILL IN THIS GUY'S SHED??? HOW MANY SHEDS DOES HE HAVE?????
Wait- I spaced out while writing that post. Yes, you can point and laugh- though it was more like I was trying to recall a past memory, but spaced out while doing so.
And CORRECTION I’m actually MARRIED to an Evan - Sage
BRUHHHHH AND YOU PICKED THE WORST ONE TOO, YOUR MIND AIN'T SHIT HAHAHAHA
Rude, He’s not the worst Evan, and like any other Evan is either inhabited or dead from my knowledge.
Besides I love my husband, even though he’s a murderer and a psychopath but that doesn’t change a single thing. - Sage
NAH, HE'S DEFINITELY THE WORST ONE. I MEAN, HE ACTS ALL HABIT-Y WITHOUT EVEN HAVING ONE OF US IN THERE. WHAT DOES HE EVEN STAND TO GAIN OTHER THAN MAKING HIMSELF INTO A REALLY FUNNY TARGET?
WHATEVER THOUGH, IF YOU WANNA TAP THAT, I AIN'T GONNA STOP YOU, BUT I WILL ENJOY WATCHING THE INEVITABLE TRAINWRECK HEHE
Yeah yeah yeah, don’t you have someone else to mess with? Or did Eclipse leave you or your mall so now your all lonely or something? - Sage
EH, I'M CHILLING AT STEPH'S PLACE RIGHT NOW, WE'RE WATCHING FINAL DESTINATION AND YAPPING ONLINE SO WOMP WOMP FOR YOU LOL
Of course you're taken, if I had the opportunity I too would be trying to snatch you up faster that you can (LOUD GUNSHOT NOISES)
YEAH, WE ALL WANT HIM BUT HE HAS A WIFEY.
SO IN OTHER WORDS - JUST CUZ' THERE'S A GOALIE, IT DON'T MEAN YOU CAN'T STILL SCORE! CHASE YOUR DREAM, HE LOVES PUTTING RABBITS IN HIS SHED!!!
I wouldn’t recommend it, he already has a “rabbit” here in this shed. That rabbit being me, it’s boring in here, no cable tv, or hardly any internet, and trees so many trees..
But I would love some company, can’t promise North will keep you alive for long though. The only reason I’m alive is because I’m “important” to North, can’t get into too much detail on why though. - Sage ✦
GIRL HOW ARE YOU DATING AN EVAN AND STILL IN THIS GUY'S SHED??? HOW MANY SHEDS DOES HE HAVE?????
Wait- I spaced out while writing that post. Yes, you can point and laugh- though it was more like I was trying to recall a past memory, but spaced out while doing so.
And CORRECTION I’m actually MARRIED to an Evan - Sage
BRUHHHHH AND YOU PICKED THE WORST ONE TOO, YOUR MIND AIN'T SHIT HAHAHAHA
Rude, He’s not the worst Evan, and like any other Evan is either inhabited or dead from my knowledge.
Besides I love my husband, even though he’s a murderer and a psychopath but that doesn’t change a single thing. - Sage
NAH, HE'S DEFINITELY THE WORST ONE. I MEAN, HE ACTS ALL HABIT-Y WITHOUT EVEN HAVING ONE OF US IN THERE. WHAT DOES HE EVEN STAND TO GAIN OTHER THAN MAKING HIMSELF INTO A REALLY FUNNY TARGET?
WHATEVER THOUGH, IF YOU WANNA TAP THAT, I AIN'T GONNA STOP YOU, BUT I WILL ENJOY WATCHING THE INEVITABLE TRAINWRECK HEHE
Knock knock, who's there? Fuck i forgot the joke. Throws an apple at you
SHITTY JOKE. BUT THANKS FOR THE FRUIT, I'LL NEED THIS FOR LATER. :)
YEAH, CUZ' YOU'RE A FRUIT TOO
I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK :D
- FAIRMOUNT
THE FUCKSHITS RETURN! IT'S JUST LIKE OLD TIMES AGAIN HAHA. A LITTLE LATE FOR YOUR GANG OF MISFITS TO TRY JUMPING ON MY COAT TAILS, BUD.
PEAK BAND NAME IDEA RIGHT THERE, I MIGHT STEAL THAT HAHA! I DON'T THINK I EVER YAPPED AT YOU PROPERLY, BUT I REMEMBER YOU WERE CLOWNING ON LOATHESOME REAL GOOD SO YOU'RE GOOD IN MY BOOK
AS FOR COAT TAILS? TAKE IT UP WITH MR. "I'M BETTER THAN EVERYONE BECAUSE I'VE GOT EXTRA ARMS TO EAT MORE REESES", I'M SURE HE'D LOVE TO RELIVE HIS WEIRD MAN CRUSH WITH YOU HAHAHA
I'LL EVEN SET HIS MIC BACK UP SO YOU CAN HEAR HIM FORGET HOW TO PRETEND TO BE INTIMIDATING :D
Of course you're taken, if I had the opportunity I too would be trying to snatch you up faster that you can (LOUD GUNSHOT NOISES)
YEAH, WE ALL WANT HIM BUT HE HAS A WIFEY.
SO IN OTHER WORDS - JUST CUZ' THERE'S A GOALIE, IT DON'T MEAN YOU CAN'T STILL SCORE! CHASE YOUR DREAM, HE LOVES PUTTING RABBITS IN HIS SHED!!!
I wouldn’t recommend it, he already has a “rabbit” here in this shed. That rabbit being me, it’s boring in here, no cable tv, or hardly any internet, and trees so many trees..
But I would love some company, can’t promise North will keep you alive for long though. The only reason I’m alive is because I’m “important” to North, can’t get into too much detail on why though. - Sage ✦
GIRL HOW ARE YOU DATING AN EVAN AND STILL IN THIS GUY'S SHED??? HOW MANY SHEDS DOES HE HAVE?????
Wait- I spaced out while writing that post. Yes, you can point and laugh- though it was more like I was trying to recall a past memory, but spaced out while doing so.
And CORRECTION I’m actually MARRIED to an Evan - Sage
BRUHHHHH AND YOU PICKED THE WORST ONE TOO, YOUR MIND AIN'T SHIT HAHAHAHA
Knock knock, who's there? Fuck i forgot the joke. Throws an apple at you
SHITTY JOKE. BUT THANKS FOR THE FRUIT, I'LL NEED THIS FOR LATER. :)
YEAH, CUZ' YOU'RE A FRUIT TOO
I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK :D
- FAIRMOUNT
Of course you're taken, if I had the opportunity I too would be trying to snatch you up faster that you can (LOUD GUNSHOT NOISES)
YEAH, WE ALL WANT HIM BUT HE HAS A WIFEY.
SO IN OTHER WORDS - JUST CUZ' THERE'S A GOALIE, IT DON'T MEAN YOU CAN'T STILL SCORE! CHASE YOUR DREAM, HE LOVES PUTTING RABBITS IN HIS SHED!!!
I wouldn’t recommend it, he already has a “rabbit” here in this shed. That rabbit being me, it’s boring in here, no cable tv, or hardly any internet, and trees so many trees..
But I would love some company, can’t promise North will keep you alive for long though. The only reason I’m alive is because I’m “important” to North, can’t get into too much detail on why though. - Sage ✦
GIRL HOW ARE YOU DATING AN EVAN AND STILL IN THIS GUY'S SHED??? HOW MANY SHEDS DOES HE HAVE?????
FUCK YEAH STEPHBIT II
What's your favorite movie, what was the last song you listened to, and are you a reader?
AWWW, YOU WANNA KNOW MORE ABOUT ME? WELL I LOVE TO INDULGE POTENTIAL ASSISTANTS, SO HERE'S YOUR ANSWERS >v<
1. I'VE GOT A REAL SOFT SPOT FOR PLANET TERROR, GOTTA LOVE A GOOD OL' GRINDHOUSE MOVIE
2. THE LAST SONG I LISTENED TO WAS ENTER SANDMAN, GOT REAL INTO IT AND SPENT LIKE- TWO HOURS TRYING TO LEARN THE RIFFS
3. I DO READ STUFF, BUT I'M MORE OF A COMICS GAL. I READ DEADPOOL KILLS THE MARVEL UNIVERSE RECENTLY, LOVED IT!
North? If you don't mind me asking... What have you been doing? Any progress or changes?
SUBBING IN AGAIN, LAST I HEARD OF HIM, HE WAS LOOKING FOR ME AND FAIRMOUNT, BUT WE MADE OUR WAY BACK JUST FINE AND NOW HE'S MISSING. LIFE IS FUNNY THAT WAY, AIN'T IT?
I THINK HE'S DOING SOMETHING WITH THE RIFTS
North? If you don't mind me asking... What have you been doing? Any progress or changes?
SUBBING IN AGAIN, LAST I HEARD OF HIM, HE WAS LOOKING FOR ME AND FAIRMOUNT, BUT WE MADE OUR WAY BACK JUST FINE AND NOW HE'S MISSING. LIFE IS FUNNY THAT WAY, AIN'T IT?
Important Philosophical questions: is a chainsaw a knife? And if all knives are people openers are all people openers knives?
This is to any and all HABITses and/or Evan. Whoever gets to it.
Also hi. =3
CHAINSAWS AREN'T KNIVES, ALL KNIVES ARE PEOPLE OPENERS, BUT NOT ALL PEOPLE OPENERS ARE KNIVES (SEE; THE CHAINSAW)
ALSO, WHAT EVEN IS THAT SONG
I THINK CHAINSAWS ARE MANY SMALL KNIVES ON A CHAIN (:
ANYTHING CAN BE A KNIFE IF YOU'RE DETERMINED ENOUGH!
YOU TWO ARE SO STUPID IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY. WHY ARE YOU TWO SO STUPID???
