— sayla ‘

20 literally just posting whatever although mike ehrmantraut is my gwauridn angel #thankumike

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zeke yeager is so hot omg

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and I still feel this way

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what would mike say if he saw ur messy room??

kid. listen to me for a second ‘ere…

you got cups on yer desk. clothes on the floor. I’m gonna be honest kid, it looks somebody lost a war in ‘ere.

ya know what? nobody’s gonna come fix it for you. so here’s what yer gonna do. don’t clean yer whole room at once. that’s how people end up sitting on the floor like an idiot and it never gets done.

yer gonna start with yer trash. real simple. get a bag. put the trash in the bag. amazing, right?

then yer gonna get ur blanket, or yer duvet, all yer little pillows and yer gonna bring them to yer washer…

then laundry. dirty clothes go in the hamper. clean clothes get folded. and if you gotta smell a shirt to figure that out, put it in the damn hamper for christ’s sake. ya hearin’ me?

then yer gonna make yer bed. no, it doesn’t matter if nobodies gonna see it. your a human being. make it tidy. and quit puttin’ things in those ‘temporary places’, alright? there’s no such thing. this is how we got er in the first place kid. if ya got something ya gotta put away, at least put it away right

then yer gonna wipe down all yer surfaces and push yer furniture back into place… are ya followin’ me or am I just wastin’ my oxygen ‘ere?

no? then quit starin’ at it like it’s gonna clean itself. and no, I’m not gonna do it for you

you got it?

-mike (or sayla as mike?)

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this shit genuinely helps me I’m not even joking I thank god everyday for this post

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idk why I’m on dressrosa and thinking of enies lobby rn but rob lucci really was just born angry or some shit. like straight out of the womb burning with rage. he killed 500 men in one night at the ripe age of 13. he was hit by like 4 cannons and didn’t even die, the dude just has permanent cannon indentations on his back now. those 500 men he murdered? they were hostages he was supposed to save, but to stop a ‘trade’ between the two parties, he just snuck in their cells and killed them all for being weak enough to capture. this guy still kills me and I’m arcs away. he has the rage of the eldest daughter or whatever the pinterest poets call it

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i realized a few days ago that I’ve basically been asleep for half of my life cause wdym I’m going to be 20 next january and the only thing I have to show for it is my age? it feels like I’m just wearing a cosplay of an adult

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zeke yeager is so hot omg