THE TRUE LEADER OF THE DECEPTICONS

ooc// I don't remember who drew the pfp banner is by @zeropro (I think?)

[starscream-offical]

IT IS I, THE GREAT ✨️STARSCREAM✨️, TRUE LEADER OF THE DECEPTICONS

[kaiju-dayo]

To the question what gender HF Starscream has

The answer is: Yes.

Starscream is every gender possible.

[starscream-offical]

Im THE gender

[koigikibble]

He can't keep getting away with this

[katzske]

ok but soundwave can design the decepticon logo and no one bats an eye

[rexkingofhounds]

Ignore all my freakposts and look at my seekers

[arandomthing7]

Crossover

I haven't drawn transformers in so long and i wanted an excuseto draw J, so here have a crossover of my two favorite robot characters.

[starscream-standing]

it’s pride month, Starscream. you know what that means

Do you want him to like....stand gayly.....?

[starscream-offical]

Don't i already do that

[bone-lord]

Alright i cant figure out what I want to cosplay as for youmacon this year so im making a poll (I might not do the winner but It probably could help me decide)

cosplay

Gillion Tidestrider (jrwi: Riptide)

spamton g spamton

Mr. (ant) Tenna

kris dremurr

v1 (ULTRAKILL)

v2 (ULTRAKILL)

my OC (probably wont)

something else (comment)

Voting ended onJun 22

Gillion:

V1:

V2:

[rodimus-offical]

Soooo evacuation orders huh?

You got this buddy

Uhm, thanks.

@megatron-offical @bumblebee-official @ratchet-offical @doc-nickel-official @udcjtarnofficialoffical @brainstorm-offical @preceptor-not-perceptive @magnificus-not-magnificent @whirl-offical @broken-heartstring @fem-skywarp-offical @arcee-offical @prowl-official @makeshift-mayhem @starscream-offical @highvoltagedrama @astarmustburn-offical @wheeljack--official @miko-official @rung-official @blitzwing-plaudern-blog+anyone else I can’t find on my list, WE NEED TO EVACUATE, IMMEDIATELY.

*she sends @sg-soundwave-offical’s map through the comm channels.*

AVOID THE SPOTS MARKED IN YELLOW, AND GET OUT OF RANGE.

*a large red marker appears on the far side of the map.*

THAT IS OUR EVACUATION AREA!

And someone make sure any humans we have with us get out too

[starscream-offical]

I haven't been paying attention, why the frag are we evacuating

[bumblebee-official]

" Is it do you when the when do you how is when can if you if I ow "

[decepticons-offical]

Top 10 questions scientists cant answer!

[bumblebee-official]

" Hhrughhgurjhrhtuhehgh "

[decepticons-offical]

Are you okay? I dont think thats a normal sound did you walk into an electrical fence?

[bumblebee-official]

" Tttttttiired "

[decepticons-offical]

Oh sameeee my recharge schedule has been baaad lately

[bumblebee-official]

" I haven't rechaarfed in five daiys "

[decepticons-offical]

Ohhhhh thats reallyyy bad. Why not?

[starscream-offical]

@optimus-prime-offical PUT YOUR CHILD TO SLEEP

[bumblebee-official]

" HEY IM NOT A CHILD

uh . . Why would you even care if I sleep or not . .? "

[starscream-offical]

Because Optimus needs to take care of his children

[bumblebee-official]

" Is it do you when the when do you how is when can if you if I ow "

[decepticons-offical]

Top 10 questions scientists cant answer!

[bumblebee-official]

" Hhrughhgurjhrhtuhehgh "

[decepticons-offical]

Are you okay? I dont think thats a normal sound did you walk into an electrical fence?

[bumblebee-official]

" Tttttttiired "

[decepticons-offical]

Oh sameeee my recharge schedule has been baaad lately

[bumblebee-official]

" I haven't rechaarfed in five daiys "

[decepticons-offical]

Ohhhhh thats reallyyy bad. Why not?

[starscream-offical]

@optimus-prime-offical PUT YOUR CHILD TO SLEEP

[mordred-if-you-will]

If you had to change your paint job what would you do?

Well, I’d probably do a deeper shade of red, like moron, or if you’re asking about a different color completely? Maybe white.

[breakdown-offical]

“You’d look like a lily of the valley!”

[mordred-if-you-will]

aw Breakdown!!

*jumps on him.*

[breakdown-offical]

“WOAH-“

[mordred-if-you-will]

<3

[breakdown-offical]

,’3

[ginrai-official]

Geez get a room you two... *exaggeratedly gags*

[breakdown-offical]

“Let us enjoy this!”

[mordred-if-you-will]

Dig his eyes out

[breakdown-offical]

“Now that’s too much.”

[mordred-if-you-will]

I luv you

[breakdown-offical]

“You too…”

[mordred-if-you-will]

SAY IT PROPERLY

[breakdown-offical]

“I LOVE YOU!!”

[mordred-if-you-will]

oki, I’m satisfied

[breakdown-offical]

:3

[mordred-if-you-will]

:3

[starscream-offical]

Get a load of these homosexuals

[mordred-if-you-will]

Sybau

[starscream-offical]

[mordred-if-you-will]

If you had to change your paint job what would you do?

Well, I’d probably do a deeper shade of red, like moron, or if you’re asking about a different color completely? Maybe white.

[breakdown-offical]

“You’d look like a lily of the valley!”

[mordred-if-you-will]

aw Breakdown!!

*jumps on him.*

[breakdown-offical]

“WOAH-“

[mordred-if-you-will]

<3

[breakdown-offical]

,’3

[ginrai-official]

Geez get a room you two... *exaggeratedly gags*

[breakdown-offical]

“Let us enjoy this!”

[mordred-if-you-will]

Dig his eyes out

[breakdown-offical]

“Now that’s too much.”

[mordred-if-you-will]

I luv you

[breakdown-offical]

“You too…”

[mordred-if-you-will]

SAY IT PROPERLY

[breakdown-offical]

“I LOVE YOU!!”

[mordred-if-you-will]

oki, I’m satisfied

[breakdown-offical]

:3

[mordred-if-you-will]

:3

[starscream-offical]

Get a load of these homosexuals

[mordred-if-you-will]

Sybau

[starscream-offical]

[mordred-if-you-will]

If you had to change your paint job what would you do?

Well, I’d probably do a deeper shade of red, like moron, or if you’re asking about a different color completely? Maybe white.

[breakdown-offical]

“You’d look like a lily of the valley!”

[mordred-if-you-will]

aw Breakdown!!

*jumps on him.*

[breakdown-offical]

“WOAH-“

[mordred-if-you-will]

<3

[breakdown-offical]

,’3

[ginrai-official]

Geez get a room you two... *exaggeratedly gags*

[breakdown-offical]

“Let us enjoy this!”

[mordred-if-you-will]

Dig his eyes out

[breakdown-offical]

“Now that’s too much.”

[mordred-if-you-will]

I luv you

[breakdown-offical]

“You too…”

[mordred-if-you-will]

SAY IT PROPERLY

[breakdown-offical]

“I LOVE YOU!!”

[mordred-if-you-will]

oki, I’m satisfied

[breakdown-offical]

:3

[mordred-if-you-will]

:3

[starscream-offical]

Get a load of these homosexuals

[mordred-if-you-will]

Fill your mail box with pipe bombs

- @motormaster-official

AHH

[motormaster-official]

Hahaha, loser

[mordred-if-you-will]

Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha.

@sentinel-prime-official

I’m a snitch

[sentinel-prime-official]

what do you think I’m gunna do?

[mordred-if-you-will]

I want you to press your fingers in his optics till they pop.

[starscream-offical]

Dude..

What the fuck

[rodimus-offical]

Would you taste like lasagna or hot cheetos?

id taste like METAL because i am a ROBOT.

[fem-skywarp-offical]

Hey anon! I can tesf for you >:3

[starscream-offical]

I know what you mean by that, but I think you should bite him instead

[fem-skywarp-offical]

That is, quite literally, what i meant in the first place

[starscream-offical]

Oh damn

Well go for the jugular

[shockwave-offical]

What happens if I put a whole raw egg in a microwave

@sentinel-prime-official

You will have wasted however much time you set the microwave for.

[sentinel-prime-official]

Will it blow up

[megatron-offical]

I hope it does, and i hope you blow up with it

[sentinel-prime-official]

I hope you grow a pair

[megatron-offical]

A pair of what?

[sentinel-prime-official]

Never mind, I suppose it’s an organic saying for “grow up.”

So basically it has to do with male puberty and “growing a pair” means well, you know.

[megatron-offical]

THATS PROBLEMATIC SENTINAL!

[starscream-offical]

I always knew he was a piece of scrap

[megatron-offical]

.... starscream we've known this for a long time-

[starscream-offical]

Thats why i always knew

[rodimus-offical]

Would you taste like lasagna or hot cheetos?

id taste like METAL because i am a ROBOT.

[fem-skywarp-offical]

Hey anon! I can tesf for you >:3

[starscream-offical]

I know what you mean by that, but I think you should bite him instead