I'm surrounded by idiots

Where the frag is Alexis (wttpyls can burn)

[starscreamthequeen]

Does a cartwheel

[megacron-blog]

i am beyonce always.

[starscreamthequeen]

Absolutley not

that is a blatant lie

how dare you insult Beyonce like that

[starscreamthequeen]

I'm a father why have I not gotten wished a happy father's day yet smh

[iwanita]

[X]

[hotbarascience]

I DONT GH ECK DOGS

[starscreamthequeen]

Are you sure

[hotbarascience]

YES???

[starscreamthequeen]

I don't believe you

[hotbarascience]

I DONT GH ECK DOGS

[starscreamthequeen]

Are you sure

[wttpylsconfessions]

IMS O PIIS  eD

[starscreamthequeen]

.

[starscreamthequeen]

Pls write bad fanfiction about yourself

Ask and you shall recieve

Starscream watched Megatron with a yearning in his spark. “Megatron-sama...” he said dreamily. “When will you realize how much I love you?” Megatron noticed Starscream staring at him and gave him a weird look.

“Why are you looking at me like that?”

Starscream blushed and thought “Ahh...senpai noticed me!”

Starscream saw Megatron glaring at him and swooned. “Oh Megatron-sama, I can't take it any longer! I love you!”

Megatron just continued to glare at him. “Are you high?”

“Yes, Megatron, I am high...high off my love for you!” Starscream proclaimed passionately.

Megatron realized Starscream was telling the truth and brought him close. “Starscream...you don't know how happy I am to hear that. I love you too.”

Starscream gazed into his eyes and could feel his kokoro going doki doki. “Do you really mean it?”

Megatron kissed him briefly and pulled back, looking at Starscream lovingly. “Of course I do.” Then he leaned in again and whispered in Starscream's ear “Talk dirty to me.”

They both turned into saxaphones and flew off into the sunset. The End.

[starscreamthequeen]

Here is that picture for anon, drawn by my beautiful friend shadydirk

[impressivechin-deactivated20150]

[starscreamthequeen]

I fixed it

[blitzywings]

*lays down and curls into a ball*

noooooooo……..

[starscreamthequeen]

Are you ok?

[blitzywings]

Nien, er… Ja, Ich bin gut

Vhy do you ask?

[starscreamthequeen]

You just ah…seemed upset…

[blitzywings]

I’m not I’m fine!

*He scowls, and…

[starscreamthequeen]

Well unfortunately, I never learned how to do that. Why do you want to know anyway?

*He notices Blitzwing’s aggressive stance and takes a slight step back*

[blitzywings]

Perhaps I vas curious is all, vhat’s it to du?

*The corner of his mouth curls into a smirk, but it fades rather quickly as his usual stoic expression returns*

Also, just curious but have I talked vizh you recently, or not for a vhile, besides zhis conversation here.

[starscreamthequeen]

No, we haven't talked in a while...is there something wrong with your memory?

[starscreamthequeen]

What's pizza and why is it aggressive

[starscreamthequeen]

That's the Starscream we love! Though, I'd still take out the competition just in case...

Yeah, I will. Um...thanks for the advice, anon.

[rewind-theclock-blog]

I WENT TO BED EARLY AND PEOPLE BANGED WHAT THE FUCK

[starscreamthequeen]

Megatron is too gay for this world