Determination, Soap, ORANGE!

I waste so much time here. So much time. vsco.co/aeerickson

[melisailustraciones]

[unimpressed2chainz]

idk why ppl act like funny women are a rare precious commodity when every woman i know is a got damn comedian and i’ve met maybe two intentionally funny men in my lifetime 

[maryblackwood]

hot take: movies cutting scenes that reveal a character is lgbt and then confirming it in interviews is.. not representation

[meangirlnurse]

after i move i really wanna get a used roomba

[meangirlnurse]

[squiddlybop]

When ya girl bisexual

[heaven-nor-hell]

Alright this is my definite favorite version of this, ever.

[fashionistasrus-deactivated2017]

[lightskintgawd]

I need this as a hat

[foulserpent]

mike’s hard chamomile tea

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

late to work

my boss: why are you late again this is the fifth time

me: oh I was down by the stream, wailing and pining for my changeling wife who isn’t due back in our realm for a month. yknow, just lashing the water with my hands and thinking about how if I drowned and was picked clean by birds, my skeleton would eventually be indistinguishable from pieces of river buffed stone

my boss: please stop listening to hozier

[colberry]

boston gothic

- there is no grid system in boston. every street is a circle. you miss your turn and try to double back, but the asphalt is giving way to cobblestone. you can hear muskets just ahead.

- boston common always closes at 9pm. it locks from the inside.

- you walk out of mike’s pastry in the north end and the streets are deserted. there’s a rumbling beneath your feet. it smells like molasses.

- every time you crane your head to peek down the dark subway tunnel for the train, you can see two bright pinpricks of light in the distance. they’ve been there for 30 years, watching. you look away and try not to breathe.

- they’re always trying to fill the pot holes and the cracks in the sidewalks. it’s from the ice, they say. come morning, the holes always return. bigger. deeper.

- the next train will arrive in 5 minutes. days have passed; winter is setting in. the next train will arrive in 5 minutes.

- you arrive at logan airport and it’s empty. the intercom crackles, “this is the final boarding call.” no flight is specified. it’s time to go.

- the red line train pulls up, empty. you get on and it comes to a sudden halt in the tunnel. the lights go off. you hear the muffled sounds of ‘sweet caroline’ in the distance. it’s getting closer.

- the citgo sign looms above the brownstones. no matter how far you walk, it is always there. 

- you hear rustling. it’s just the turkeys, you say. you hear screams echo in harvard square. it’s just the turkeys.

[viewtiful-kim-deactivated202105]

Hamlet adaptation where Hamlet is a vlogger and all his soliloquies are breakdowns he uploads to YouTube

[animatedamerican]

… I am unironically here for this

[oldfilmsflicker]

this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Minty is just cold spicy

[facelesskinkyblackguyblog]

Delete this

[ofbetterbodies-deactivated20250]

I’m stupid and bi and it’s all u need to know about me

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I don’t hang out with white dudes who use mustache wax anymore bc it’s only a matter of time b4 they fall in love with me and find out I’m gay and write a song on their…idk..their fuckin harpsichord or banjo or ukulele about the girl from the forest who broke their heart but also they don’t even like hiking

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

i know this seems oddly specific & that’s bc it is

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

3 times

[catwalkcats]

[kristenwiiggle]

this week has been truly something ELSE 

golden state killer…CAPTURED

b*ll cosby….GUILTY

janelle monae….OUT AND PROUD

ABBA……BACK 2 FUCKIN GETHER

my skin……CLEARED

my bills………….PAID

my tax return……..IN MY ACCOUNT

[pendergosta]

Korean War……OVER

[mamoru]

I had a dream that unless the teacher told us class was over, we were forbidden from going out the door. Our teacher was very forgetful, and maybe even malicious. After being forced to stay past sunset many days, my class decided we were going to break out every night. Eventually our attempts led us to discovering rifts in space-time where we could warp. So we never used the door. Checkmate.

[turbro]

the window

[mamoru]

what? you going to critique my dreams? my subconscious creations, that I did by accident, while asleep? the chemicals in my brain? are you going to use your foul eyes and dissect all of the plotholes in my dreams? you going to critique the weather? harass the clouds? make fun of thunder for being off key? remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes

[lovesjustachemical]

That response is fucking Shakespearean.

[997]

u ever seen someone SO ur type that ur blood pressure just drops