🥰 little flower 🌼🌵 I will evoke you 💯

Jess/Cal (she/her) // 26 // Canes/Bruins/Kraken/etc All ur baby goly r belong to me

[starshine-cal]

My Fuckign. Team won the Stanley Cup bröther

[escuerzoresucitado]

[overwhelmedandsick]

So I'll post this very casually

[271crunch]

[appendingfic]

I think the thing to understand about the Addams family is that they would complete the Lament Transfiguration to invite the Cenobites over for tea and nod understandingly when they discuss the horrific experiences that are beyond pleasure and pain and commiserate about the people who summon them expecting regular kinky sex and whine when the Cenobites flatten out their penises or whatever

[appendingfic]

Morticia: I think it's quite clear right on the box - 'experiences beyond pleasure or pain'

Pinhead: And yet they're surprised when we do anything more unconventional than vanilla noncon BDSM

Gomez: That's the trouble - not reading the fine print on things

[parkchanwoohoo]

Pinhead, light-hearted but wistful: You know I've never quite been able to forgive myself for failing to recruit you to the Order of the Gash.

Morticia: Oh, we've had this argument so many times before.

Pinhead, a little more wistful: You would have been resplendent.

Gomez: Ah, Tish always was an independent spirit. She could never be bogged down by all the rules and regulations of an Order, even one devoted to exploring the most twisted of interdimensional carnal delights.

Morticia: So much more can be accomplished through independent study, as my grandmother always used to say.

[willis-watches]

'oh damn! i wonder why i suddenly have 50+ activity!"

the suspiciously 50+ activity shaped mutual:

[fairycosmos]

the issue with growing up in the 2000s and 2010s was like there was this really big push toward "accepting your weirdness" overall but they meant like idk wearing mismatched socks or something not being tangibly beyond the norm in any way shape or form

[creasecrashing]

Our next captain will be Linus Ullmark out of his goalie pads wearing a fake moustache over his real one

[creasecrashing]

yes hello it is me..... Mr Captain Forward

[keelpay]

Will in Vancouver with Mack on July 21st, 2026

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

[nat-20s]

You can replace [ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY] with [SCROLLING] but watch out. This sucks bad 👍

[nat-20s]

Some things about this post since getting quite a few notes:

1. If you see this post, highly recommend taking it as an opportunity to set a timer for 15 minutes and switch over to ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY. if after those 15 minutes, you want to go back to scrolling, that's okay!

2. Huge shout out to this popping up in my notifs often, bc I do go back to activity.

3. I think there are times where scrolling is fine. Right now, for example, I'm being connected to a machine for two hours to donate plasma and platelets. Yes this is a brag but it is also a time where scrolling is one of the few things I can do. (Though I will probably also read or watch something on phone lol)

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

hmmm, this seems to be some kind of curse breaking spell… be free ye reader

[bluering8]

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream off, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.

[smokingchagga]

This is actually what I was adviced to do at the work rehabilitation program I went to. Hasn't left my mind since. 10/10 solid advice

[sailermoon]

what’s crazy about being in your late 20s is that you’ve only been an adult for a decade and people are really out here believing your life is over

[rocketbirdie]

guys. Guys please you're allowed to say big boy words. please we cannot keep just rolling with the sanitization of every space on the internet ok. you're allowed to say suicide. you're allowed to say porn. they're not bad words, they're just words.

also by ''censoring'' the words with silly spellings you're actually making it much harder for people to filter out. please just say Sex you don't have to call it woohoo like it's the fucking sims. i promise the Word Police aren't going to arrest you

[zeepop]

[some-pers0n]

How it feels being a little hater with your friends in private spaces and never actually going out of your way to harass or bully anyone

[crybabyangelgirl]

its so hard to take fatphobes seriously when you realize they're living in a fullfledged delusion. Like you could look at a thin person and i buying our groceries one after the other and see them buying nothing but carbs and snacks and soda and frozen processed foods and me buying nothing but locally sourced meats and whole vegetables and water and maintain that i must live a less healthy lifestyle bc of my weight. You can watch me and a thin person walk up the same hill and see them losing their breath and needing to take breaks and see me make it to the top without breaking a sweat and maintain that i must live a less healthy lifestyle bc of my weight. You can watch a thin person eat an entire bucket of fried chicken in one sitting and have nothing to say and then see a fat person eat nothing but salads for a week and tell them "hey you know salad isn't as healthy as you think it is i bet that dressing is full of fats and croutons are just carbs i bet that salad is mostly croutons and disgusting fatty dressing this is why you aren't losing weight". You have to completely divorce yourself from reality to maintain your worldview and its pathetic. 99% of the thin people i know dont go to a gym regularly and dont worry about eating healthily at all. Im simply not going to live in your fantasy world where thin people are allowed to be thin because of their genetics but fat people can never ever be fat because of their genetics and every choice they make is a moral failing.

[crybabyangelgirl]

No matter how little notes something i post about fat liberation gets some volatile fatphobe always manages to find it and say the stupidest least science informed bullshit ive ever heard in my life, its a true show of dedication from them even i don't think about fat people this much

[teex]

71 days til flyers hockey returns !!