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Phoenix Wright, owner and sole defense lawyer of Wright & Co. Law Offices, was at his desk attempting to balance a pencil on his nose when he heard a loud knock. He barely had time to get his pencil in a more seemly position on his desk when a large, hulking man in a trench coat walked in. It was Detective Dick Gumshoe, but he looked more like Glum-shoe. "You gotta help me, pal!" "What is it, Detective Gumshoe?" "Don't call me that... it hurts..." "Uh...Dick?" "DEFINITELY don't call me that, pal! Don't call me Detective. I ain't one right now."
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