josh kiszka’s wife (real)

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[konoko]

I'm an orange cat who has trust issues and extreme fear of abandonment. I also need a lot of attention and love

[diamondseaside]

thinking bout 2019 and how i took her for granted

[389]

[lesser-flamingo]

I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn

[despazito]

we are the daughters of parents who should not have had kids

[laughconfetti]

[write-on-world]

[snoopyoftheday]

snoopy of the day

[jackalopescruff]

oopy on that wizarrt shit to be honest

[jackalopescruff]

i must confess to the class that i was zooted off my fucking pussy and sitting in the shower with my unprotected ass phone when i made this reply

[ashtonsunshine]

What is your traditional Christmas movie?

How The Grinch Stole Christmas

Home Alone

Harry Potter

Die Hard

Love Actually

The Muppet Christmas Carol

The Holiday

The Nightmare Before Christmas

Another (do tell)

Voting ended onDec 14, 2023

[catcrumb]

[sluttynurse]

torture the blonde man some more

[whitehairedanimeboyfriend]

"I fucked ur mom this" "I have sex with your dad that" well I have a weird homoerotic relationship with your hot older brother and he got lost in my eyes over our jumbo pizza slices and forgot to pick you up after soccer practice. it's raining and you're devestated btw

[chickensnack]

TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM

[chickensnack]

congratulations to me and my funny dog that i drew 8 years ago for getting a million notes

[pavitraprabhakars]

just did a hit of pillow and blanky

[ashstfu]

sometimes getting over something is accepting you will never get over it

[catboy-joyfriend]

i need infinite money forever so i can get everyone so so so many little gifts

[demoisverysexy]

[sacredthethreadgvf]

Oh Joshua