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WEIRD GRRL ONLINE

Hiya~ call me Laura or Coyote or Finch! I'm a 31 year old trans woman cryptid animal on the internet. I use It-She pronouns.

THIS ACCOUNT IS 18+ (But it's my main account) I have an amazing wife and it can be found over at @vonkarn (Do NOT mix us up its annoying and its really easy to tell us apart)

I post a lot, I tag very rarely (I do talk a lot in tags though so its still worth looking) I love asks feel free to send them any time :3!!

If you like my posts and wanna help me make ends meet in a tough job market my consider sending me a kofi 'w`: https://ko-fi.com/fangypeach

TAGS I DO USE:

#little woo's - General Text post tag #I dont have an ask tag - Its my ask tag. It is what it is. #Bailey Bites - Cooking tag! I love cooking I just haven't had time lately

I also use tags for all my fursonas/oc's! #sona:{Insert sona name} - Is my general sona tagging method. I have several so use search! #oc:{oc name} - same deal just for non fursona characters!

#little woo's #i dont have an ask tag #bailey bites #sona:laura #sona:bailey #sona:tawni #oc:Vincent #pinned #color text #sona:finch

jackalopescruff

Sorry to ask but I have $4 to my name and need some extra cash to make it to the 5th so that I can afford some necessities for my wife and I if you can spare even a few dollars it'd help a ton! Thank you 🧡

venmo LKarnstein

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jackalopescruff

Im working all the way to Saturday and have to drive 80 minutes (40 there 40 back) every day for work right now, Im completely broke until the 5th and need anything you can spare to keep my wife and I fed and gas in my vehicle so I can get to work right now. Anything helps and thanks for sharing

jackalopescruff

Happy pride month I am scheduled to work every single day this first week of pride month so itd mean a ton if you'd help me, a trans woman eat and pay bills!! 🧡

jackalopescruff

Im now negative $35 in my bank and still need help please anything you can spare will help a ton

fernsnailz

so did pjackk say anything before he got bload up again or did his corpse just kinda roll through here like a tumbleweed

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eddysonline

The original flag, by Gilbert Baker, June 25, 1978.

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jackalopescruff

Sorry to ask but I have $4 to my name and need some extra cash to make it to the 5th so that I can afford some necessities for my wife and I if you can spare even a few dollars it'd help a ton! Thank you 🧡

venmo LKarnstein

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jackalopescruff

Im working all the way to Saturday and have to drive 80 minutes (40 there 40 back) every day for work right now, Im completely broke until the 5th and need anything you can spare to keep my wife and I fed and gas in my vehicle so I can get to work right now. Anything helps and thanks for sharing

jackalopescruff

Happy pride month I am scheduled to work every single day this first week of pride month so itd mean a ton if you'd help me, a trans woman eat and pay bills!! 🧡

jackalopescruff

Im now negative $35 in my bank and still need help please anything you can spare will help a ton

jackalopescruff

Sorry to ask but I have $4 to my name and need some extra cash to make it to the 5th so that I can afford some necessities for my wife and I if you can spare even a few dollars it'd help a ton! Thank you 🧡

venmo LKarnstein

Support jackalopescruff

jackalopescruff

Im working all the way to Saturday and have to drive 80 minutes (40 there 40 back) every day for work right now, Im completely broke until the 5th and need anything you can spare to keep my wife and I fed and gas in my vehicle so I can get to work right now. Anything helps and thanks for sharing

jackalopescruff

Happy pride month I am scheduled to work every single day this first week of pride month so itd mean a ton if you'd help me, a trans woman eat and pay bills!! 🧡

jackalopescruff

Im now negative $35 in my bank and still need help please anything you can spare will help a ton

jackalopescruff

hold the fuck on i got friend request from ham sandwich

venndaai

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

venndaai

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

fluorescentbrains

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

muffinlance

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

iamoutofideas

my little pony fans left in shambles after creator lauren faust reveals that the horses names are actually stinky pie, applejerk, and the other pointless cunts.